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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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yaya0

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Granted, but it can't do anything else.

I wish for one free internet.
 

Shanghai Alice

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Granted. Instead, your eyes are unable to bear the light. You try to get by this at first, wearing special glasses, but over time, because you aren't in absolute darkness 24/7, you lose the only advantage you have.

You eventually go blind while far from home. Your car breaks down, and your phone dies. You are hit by a car trying to get to the nearest gas station.


I wish THE Reimu Hakurei lived nearby.
 

Shanghai Alice

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L-LIES! REIMU IS KIND AND LOVING AND ACKNOWLEDGES EVERYONE! T_T

You have one. Now if only you had the monitor to go with it... And you didn't have to sell your soul for it...

I wish I was in Gensokyo.

That's just ASKING for it right there..
 
§acred†Beo!

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Granted but your arms and head stay the same size.

I wish I had a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and a coke!
 

Shanghai Alice

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The crust has Mentos baked into it. The ER has to clean your blown up corpse off its walls with a spatula.

I wish I had a bowl of awesome, non-poisonous Oreos.
 

jigglyppuff8

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Granted. It's one of those bowls used to hold dipping sauces of various kinds. On the bright side, the Oreo tasted amazing and a half and it didn't kill you!

I wish I own a Casino.
 

Shanghai Alice

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You do.

However, the cops shut you down, and you're forced to live on the streets, where you get murdered over two dollars.

I wish that Yukari was madly in love with me.
 

xDaisuke0

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She is, but she turns psychotic and kills anyone who dares be nice to you, or cares about you. ONLY YOU MUST HAVE HER LOVE!

I wish I found all my lost gameboys and games. :[
 

Peeky Chew

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Granted. But finding them all at once meant that your body was sped off in severall directions...

I wish that number 42 wasn't the meaning of life.
 

Charizard632

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Granted, but due to too much information in your brain, its memory has to be formatted.

I wish a tornado would hit North Dakota.
 

Charizard632

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Granted. It's a bomb pie! And I actually don't live in North Dakota, I live in Texas, which means the tornado went through South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma.

I wish I had a toy gun.
 

Team_SJK

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Charizard632 said:
Granted. It's a bomb pie! And I actually don't live in North Dakota, I live in Texas, which means the tornado went through South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma.

I wish I had a toy gun.
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Granted, but it backfires on you with a real bullet, and now you have to get 13 stitches in your shoulder.

I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger and stronger.
 
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