1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

394. Yell at all of the cashiers for not letting you buy Poke Balls or Hyper Potions.

395.

Enter the store with an Mammoth MKII...

396. Knock down all of the shelves like dominoes.

397: Play cart bowling, see how many people you can knock down from a distance with a cart loaded with the heaviest items in the store. Bonus points if you get an employee.

Here's something spooky...

398

If the 13th of a month falls on a Friday, paint a 13 on a large sign and say everything is only $13. But it comes at a cost, everyone needs to have a tattoo on their neck, carry a gun or bleach their hair to get the discount.

(Guess where I got the idea from)

400

Celebrate your fave colleague's birthday with a massive discount on all stock only to discover it isn't their birthday.

401. Go into a rage finding out you barely didn't become #400

402. Make it look like you're eating cat food, saying it's a delicacy. "THIS FOOD=MINE. BACK OFF. NOW." Making oming and noming nosies. Then, step on it after you spit it up, because you're definitely not going to like the taste of it, especially if you don't like seafood. Make-out with the floor, and compliment its kissing technique.

403. Bring all your dog pokemon inside

404. Lick one's poodle saying, "mmm...These are good pooding pops." Sound like a guy named Bill. Do it in the dog food section. (Don't actually do it, just make it look like you are... and say, "finger lickin' good.")

405. Set of a gas bomb inside

406 . Sing naughty words to little kids

407. Pass gas, or in your case, float an air biscuit, if you're from the land of tea and crumpets, and say, "ah...sir, do you enjoy this stench?" Watch them look at you in disgust. Say this seriously, too, because it's funnier if you're serious about it.

408. Pretend you're a vampire and bite everyone's neck

409. Go into the store with a bunch of friends with homemade Twilight shirts saying which Team you're on, but you and your worst rival, who's pretending to be your BFF for the day, even though you two hate each other. If no one's on your team, draw on the face of those who don't like you. You can let your clan wear vampire fangs, and have the others sport hair extensions. Have a sword fight with a light-saber, and say, TWILIGHT/STAR WARS CROSSOVER BIOTCH! It helps if you and your worst rival are named Edward and Jacob.

410. Use blood magic with other people's blood

411. Claim you hear voices when someone announces a sale on the intercom, or asks someone to come. Act really obnoxious and annoying when you do it. On a megaphone, say, "SHUT UP! (use vulgarity too.) "YOU ARE SOOOOO LOUD_AH!"

411

Change the worker's uniforms into Team Rocket uniforms, then react to people saying "Why is there an R on your shirt?".

413. Edit. Walk up to people, individually, telling them, "HEY, you like just like (insert someone here)," watch them get infuriated.
Orig.
"Tell everyone they remind you of someone who looks nothing like them and watch them get angry, while you flee on your mobile device" ...like a scooter.

The number's right, but there's two 411's.... Why is that? O.o <talking to self.... OOOH...I'm such a weirdy! I talk to myself....I guess that's why I'm So INTA-RES-TING!