Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted, but you can't go to middle earth.

I wish for DeSmuME to be able to connect to Nintendo WFC.

Granted, but no one else but you uses it.
I wish for a private swimming lesson from Manaphy.

Granted, but they would be so extreme, you could drown.


I wish to see a Reshiram

Granted, but he gets absorbed back into the Light Stone immediately when you see him.

I wish for a dubbed version of the upcoming Pokemon movies.

Granted, but the TV explodes three seconds in.
I wish for a golden Magikarp.

Granted, but then it magically turns into a normal Charmeleon.


I wish to hug a Reshiram

Granted but the cross-over overloaded because of to much information, while you were playing it and your hand-held released a Caterpie into the real world. Thinking that this Caterpie was no threat you decided to keep it as a pet. When your parents got home you showed them the Caterpie, not being used to this world, the Caterpie had a fatal reaction to our oxygen and grew 100 times his normal size. The Caterpie, confused and scared, ate your Parents and threw up on your bed. After vomiting a little more the Caterpie some how managed to learn Dig and dug a hole to the core of the Earth, the hole in the Earth reached the extremely hot molten center and released the largest volcanic eruption this world has ever seen, it caused earthquakes, tsunami's, volcanic hurricanes, and the death of every creature on earth.

I wish for a Arceus.

smithtism said:

Granted, but it soon turns into...
See what I did there?

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I see what you did, you did a lazy thing -.-

Granted, but it soon takes away your ability to type in really long posts.

I wish for an Oran berry.

Granted, but it's old and rotten.

I wish for quick access to all the episodes of Pokemon I didn't watch during the period I stopped watching.

Granted, but you're arrested for piracy.
I wish for the S.S. Anne.

Wish granted, but on the way to your place, it got misguided & instead of your place, it arrived Japan.

I wish Pokemon Toxic Purple could be finished.

Mattxy8 said:

Granted but the cross-over overloaded because of to much information, while you were playing it and your hand-held released a Caterpie into the real world. Thinking that this Caterpie was no threat you decided to keep it as a pet. When your parents got home you showed them the Caterpie, not being used to this world, the Caterpie had a fatal reaction to our oxygen and grew 100 times his normal size. The Caterpie, confused and scared, ate your Parents and threw up on your bed. After vomiting a little more the Caterpie some how managed to learn Dig and dug a hole to the core of the Earth, the hole in the Earth reached the extremely hot molten center and released the largest volcanic eruption this world has ever seen, it caused earthquakes, tsunami's, volcanic hurricanes, and the death of every creature on earth.

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....What?

Granted but GameFreak discovers the game and finds out it has thousands of downloads. Thinking that this is ruining their business they track down the creators, after beating them to a bloody mess they find out how this had happened. It was all because of a wish made by Gameplayer56, GameFreak searches for Gameplayer56 and finds out where he lives. They set his house on fire and burn all of his pokemon collectibles forcing him to buy more. After they destroy Gameplayer56's house they decide just to nuke his hometown.

I wish for someone to make an elaborate corruption of me wishing for a ThunderStone.

Granted, but all Pokemon that evolve via Thunderstone that you try to evolve refuse like Pikachu does in Yellow.

I wish for gameplayer56 to marry every Pokemon he claims to love in his signature.

Granted, but, - AH! *Is eaten by Latias*


I wish to hug a Reshiram once again.

Wish granted, but she decided to eat you because you didn't fed her.

I wish there will be Gen 7 Pokemon.

Hooh54 said:

Granted, but, - AH! *Is eaten by Latias*


I wish to hug a Reshiram once again.

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Of all the answers that could be possible, this was the last one I expected.

Granted, but they will look like clones of previous gen Pokemon!


I wish to find a Plume Fossil.