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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

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Convince all female workers to cosplay as Bianca and male workers to cosplay as Cheren, then watch all the DualRivalShippers come...
 

goldenyellowcrystal

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453. Break the most valuable item in the store. When the manager comes, blame him and shout, "YOU ARE FIRED!!! GET OUT OF MY STORE OR I WILL BREAK THE WHOLE STORE !!!"

454. If that doesn't work, slap his face with salmon.
 

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Hide in the other sex's bathroom, and scare people as they come in.

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Alternative to above: If you don't want to scare people, then feel free to greet them as they come in. Perhaps show them around and help them do their business.
 

Zayphora

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458. let a large amount of screech owls into the the store.

459. Dress up as some little kid's mom, and when they ask you for something spin around really fast, put on a fedora, hand them a fishing rod, and run away humming a sneaky song.
 
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Play the scary music from the shower scene in Psycho and tell over the loudspeaker that you are a serial killer.
 

Zayphora

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461. Steal a whole bunch of towels and spray paint from the store and spray paint "DONT PANIC" on all the towels. And put them back where they came from.
 
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