Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but they can also sneeze.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. Your get shot down by the army.

I wish that Hitler came back to life so I can shoot him myself.

Granted. Just the fact that he came back to life gives Hitler/Nazi cultists the idea that he really is divine. Chaos ensues. Nobody cares that you shot him. He still came back to life.

I wish for a Happy Tea Break.

Granted. It was completely happy ..... until my self created nazi's came and destroyed everything.

I wish that I could have a million wishes that cannot be corrupted.
(Let's see if anyone can counter that.I'm trying myself to counter it as well but im a bad counterer(?).

Nice ;)
Granted. It came however it corrupts your whole pc.

I wish for a world without school.
(what sicko would corrupt this wish :p)

Granted. With no education, nobody knows how to do crap. This rampaging chaos eventually culminates on December 21, 2012, when society causes the world to end.

I wish for a Beautiful Old Town.

Granted. However it is only available for you 1st january 2013.

I wish for no perverted people and to stop child abuse.

Granted. The anime industry, with no pervert writers, collapses spectacularly. Riots break out, and the Japanese government has to hole itself up in a box. The US comes to help, but the Russians misread the intelligence, and think we're attacking them.

Nuclear war breaks out. We all die.

Way. to. go.

I wish I could breed yukkuris.

Granted. Your life lasts shorter because of breeding.

I wish I had a hot tub so that I can relax

Charizard632 said:

Granted. Your life lasts shorter because of breeding.

I wish I had a hot tub so that I can relax

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I wish for a delicious hamburger.

Granted. However, the fat, horrifically ugly cosplayers come out.

Enjoy seeing a 300 pound man in panties and a school uniform.


I wish I could forget I said that...

Granted, but now you don't know who said it, and it will be stuck in your mind adn haunt you forever.

I wish bow ties were even cooler.

Granted...

...you remember Nagato's words in Haruhi Suzumiya, right?

Changes to the environment could have a disastrous effect.

A century from now, the earth is a smoldering wasteland.



I wish I was hugging Reisen.

EDIT: AH! Have to redo it now...

Granted, but you now lose all your sense whenever you do this.

I wish bowties are to be now and in the future for all time, to be cooler, in the sense of fashion and attractiveness.

Beat you. :D

Granted. Fashion stagnates, designers lose their jobs and start riots. The world ends.


I wish Reisen was hugging me. The adorable little moon rabbit. <3

Granted, but he will eat you afterwards.

I wish I can split electrons.