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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

SSJ4Ash

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SSJ4Ash

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#1159
Walk up to random people and scream "You've Won!" When they ask what they have won throw confetti at them then run away.
 

SSJ4Ash

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#1162 Stand at a random spot in the store, when any body makes eye contact, challenge them to a battle, if they refuse slap them in the back of the head and run away screaming "Vengence shall be mine!"
 
gimmepie

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^That's brilliant

#1163
Hold a re-enactment of one of Family Guy's chicken fights (don't judge me).

#1164
Stage a wedding ceremony between yourself and merchandise the store is selling.
 

Chaos_Darkrai

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bring a flamethrower into the store, burn the car batteries, make 'em blow up, and scorch all the expensive widescreen tvs!!!!
^ Best Way!!!
 

Affliction

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1167

It's a secret.

1168

Another secret.

1169

Are you actually trying to open the Chamber of Secrets?
 

tnfsf11

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1170. Hold a broom stick between your legs then scream "HOGWARTS HERE I COOOOOMMME!!!" while running as fast as you can towards a wall... Then hit it hard & fall on the ground.
THEN DO IT AGAIN XD
 

Chaos_Darkrai

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KO an employee, get into their suit, go to the front of the store, and say to people who walk in "Welcome to Wal-Mart, Get your **** and get out!" in a paki voice

2012maniac said:
KO an employee, get into their suit, go to the front of the store, and say to people who walk in "Welcome to Wal-Mart, Get your **** and get out!" in a paki voice
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I meant "Get your Sh*t and get out!"
 
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Belldandy

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#1175:

Organize a bumper car speed race from the back of the store to the front using the electric cars, grabbing merchandise off shelves according to a list (given beforehand) and declare whoever gets everything and makes it to the Macdonald's (and orders + receives food) at the front first the winner.
 

Fire_Red_With_a_Pikachu

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#1177
Yell "I have a portal gun and you don't. Come get me *****es. You retards i will shoot a portal to the moon" on the P.A
 

SSJ4Ash

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#1179
Offer people samples of perfume that is actualy water lace with itching powder.

#1180
Set off cherry bombs in the toilets. (after pooping in them)
 
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