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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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~Poke~

Hasn't played 5th gen yet.
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Granted. a year every day. And no afternoon naps.

I wish for a perfect ice cream with nothing bad about it in any way.
 

jigglyppuff8

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Granted. It's so perfect that when you finish it, you go into an aggressive withdrawal, and you're locked up in a mental institute.

I wish for AA batteries.
 
Gymnotide

Gymnotide

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You are, but Happy will never succeed because he's a womanizer and sets too high goals for himself.
Read Death of a Salesman. It will make sense then.

I wish you.
 

I Laugh at your Misfortune!

Normal is a synonym for boring
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The genie gets angry because he doesn't understand your wish. Now you have to deal with a rampaging omnipotent being with the power to wipe out humanity and all life in the universe. Nice one.

I wish that I had an infinite amount of wishes!
 
Spinor

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Grante. Everyone says it's so bad, you go through the shame of having Steve locking it. :O.

I never saw it and I'm afraid of finding out if that came true after what happened today. ;_;.
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I wish
 
Spinor

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Granted, it only snows on your house strong enough to crush you.

I wish I laid Miley Cyrus.
 

Ekeshum

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granted, but miley has already done millions of guys so its not special.


i wish to go back out with my ex.
 

Harry Blue5

I vill suck your Electricity..
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Granted, but she breaks up with you again after one minute.

I wish for monkeys to eat Ekeshum's pies.
 
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