Chit-Chat: In which we welcome back Shining Raichu from his extended vacation

I can't recall the last interesting thing that happened to me. I'm a very boring person unless joking on my principals is interesting.

Okay, there appears to be some accidental double posting going on.

Haha, what are you saying "Paladin D: " for?

Geez, just don't set yourself on fire in the middle of the night, Jess. ;x

Absolutely nothing. I'm a boring person.
Am I the only one seeing the double double posts?

Aha! Evidently not.

The server is drunk maybe?

You're drunk server

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Go home.

I'm probably not going to be online that long, by the way.

Because it doesn't seem normal for a person to wake up and start crying!
Tch, come on, if I'm sleeping, I don't think your post will stop me. ;D
I probably should stop playing with lighters near flammable stuff, though. Like my bed. Haha.

Who gave the server alcohol? I:
Though if Paladin believed that he's seeing things...

Edit:

It could be. Per example, you wake and notice that Nathan isn't there. The normal reaction is to cry. Simple :P

Nope, it was probably post-situational trauma from Jess rejecting me. </3

Haha, yeah, that might be a bit awkward for you to start a house fire via entertaining yourself with a lighter. X)

I'm not a drunk, I swear! I just made fruit salad, you have to be sober to do that! (Usually)

you wake up and notice that Nathan is there. The normal reaction is to cry.

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I fixed it for you.
...that's a joke, in case it isn't obvious. x;

As for my own question.
Caught a snake and a freakishly small frog. Ended up with sunburn on my face (again) and my feet. Today was...interesting.

Edit:
Missed Paladin's post.
I can't come up with a funny playing-along-with-it reply. D: Tchhhh. Right.
Yeahhh. X} But it's still fun to watch the flickering shadows. Fire makes a good distraction from other things.

Oh, so you tried to make one while drunk and failed?
I see.

I like pulling embers out of fires, with my hands.
Don't try that at home, kiddies, it's a really bad idea.

Nope. I don't drink.

Well, I've got work and various other things to do, see you later Dcc.
Bye, Jess.

Okay, I'm not a child, but you seriously can't give an idea like that and say to not try it.
...I think I now have something new to do someday before I die. ;D

Riiight, okay. If you say so. x;

Bye, Paladin.
I'll be lurking around while trying to draw fire. That might take a while, considering I'm going to use the flame from a lighter as a reference.

I read "trying to draw fire" over and over again. And I wondered who could possibly be shooting at you. And I was very confused.

*facedesk*
Lay off the CoD would ya?

Really, Jess?
I've always wanted to make a fire tornado. . . Perferably in a windmill.

Jess you have replies for almost everything on earth :|

Soo, uh, what's up guys?
Anyone here know how to juggle?

I don't know why you want to burn down a windmill so much. If you ever do, though, let me know. I'll come watch haha.
Thank you, Nathan. ;D

I can't juggle. I used to sort of be able to, but I doubt I can remember how after all this time.
I still want to know why you woke up like that, Paladin. I; It doesn't make sense to me. If it were someone else, it wouldn't seem as odd, but it just doesn't seem like something you'd do. If that makes sense.

Is anyone still around? .__.

Edit:
I misread the above post as "I can juggle stuff on my head" and was confused but impressed haha.

Because I'm just slightly a pyromaniac. :D Maybe a bit more then slightly. . .
Haha, I'll have to remember that.

Hey, I didn't choose to start crying!

I'm intending to learn how to juggle. . . I want to be able to juggle a knife, chainsaw, and a bottle of paraffin.
Yeah, that'd be awesome.

I'm also there. And I'm also a pyromaniac.
When will your funerals be held Paladin?

Wait- I get more then one? Cool, in a morbid sort of way!

How should I know when it'll they'll be?

Simple. Dispose of your body, and the police will find it and conclude that there is a serial killer on the loose. Too bad they don't know that it's actually you!

ei dannae e'en ken what I be sayin