Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted, but it only has 1 HP.

I wish there would be a Dragon/Fariy Pokémon in X and Y.

Granted, but Pokemon X and Y release is cancelled.

I wish I was Ash ketchum

Granted, many people hate you.
I wish Rapidash had an evolution!

Granted, it evolves into Professor Oak lol

I wish FR/LG had time system.

Granted, it changes after 1 minute.
I wish there were moar Pokemon ancestors!

Granted but they are pre-volutions of magikarp
I wish pokemon were real

Granted, but Poke Balls aren't invented until 10 years later.

I wish Hilbert/Hilda appeared in Black and White 2. :/

Granted, but Hilbert/Hilda is an old man/woman bitter from losing his/her title as champion. He/She kills you.

I wish they would finally make Ruby/Sapphire remake.

Granted, but the remake is literally just Ruby/Sapphire with absolutely no changes, other than being playable on 3DS.

I wish to become the VGC champion.

Granted, but X/Y are released and you must completely redo your strategy.

Now I wish that Wailord gets a Megalution!

Granted, but it was far too cute and I died from an adorableness overload :(

I wish that the Pokémon world no longer had annoying caves or surfing routes to pass through.

Granted. But now that these habitats have been destroyed, Zubats and Tentacools have adapted to live on the mainland, and aren't restrained to be in tall grass.

I wish the size of the 3DS screens were large enough to contain the sheer girth of Mega Wailord.

granted but now the 3DS won't fit in your house...

I wish people would stop criticizing and start accepting Pokémon x Human relationships

Granted, but now Pokémon will start to criticize Pokémon x human relationships.

I wish that Best Wishes wasn't ending so soon :(

Granted, but each episode is just 30 minutes of Magikarp using Splash.

I wish for a Vulpix that won't run away or die or hurt me or get stolen or (every possible way to corrupt) and isn't a person cosplaying or in disguise.

GoldenRayquaza said:

Granted, but each episode is just 30 minutes of Magikarp using Splash.

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... to be fair I'd still watch that. 8D

GoldenRayquaza said:

I wish for a Vulpix that won't run away or die or hurt me or get stolen or (every possible way to corrupt) and isn't a person cosplaying or in disguise.

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Wish granted but the sun rays produced by the Drought ability never stop increasing in intensity and end up killing off all the crops and boiling all the water in the world, starving and killing everybody other than you because it came with a free Tropius (that somehow knows Water Gun) who gives you his bananas for food, water for drinking and fans you from the heat with his giant leafy wings. Your Vulpix is fine, no one's corrupt and you're not hurt - checkmate. ;D

I wish for Generation 6 to introduce only Fairy-type Pokémon to balance out the type amounts.

AlexOzzyCake said:

I wish for Generation 6 to introduce only Fairy-type Pokémon to balance out the type amounts.

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Granted, but Fairy now deals super-effective to all the other types & they deal only half damage to Fairies.

I wish that all pokeballs that I get are Master Balls!

Granted but for some reason it was decided that Master Balls now work like Pokeballs... but worse.

I wish for a mountain of Swablu.

BinaryPeaches said:

Granted but for some reason it was decided that Master Balls now work like Pokeballs... but worse.

I wish for a mountain of Swablu.

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Granted, but they ALL start attacking you non-stop.

I wish I can do Falcon Punch!