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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

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CourageHound

Trust & Courage. Nothing More
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Granted - You are brutally trampled by hundreds of your new admirers.

I wish my dog was as big and strong and smart as an Arcanine.
 
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Granted - Your dog also develops a terrible attitude problem.

I wish I could make my next wish with no negative consequences affecting myself.
 

Melody

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Granted, but your Gameboy Color no longer plays games properly and only works 3% of the time.

I wish I could erase Nosepass and Probopass completely from existence.
 

Treecko

the princess without voice
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Granted but now Nosepass and Probopass fans will raid your house tonight.

I wish I had a petting zoo next to my house.
 

Treecko

the princess without voice
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Granted but a blizzard happens and you're house is engulfed in snow.


I wish I didn't have a stomach ache and bad gas right now.
 

Anszkz.DkLt

The Semi-Newb
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Granted... It would never obey you and follows your neighbors instead..
I wish I would turn into a vampire... Twilight style..
 

CliCliW

I have a Ph.D in Horribleness.
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I guess I'll jump in and add a wish, cause Gimmepie forgot to..

I wish that I wasn't distracted by interwebs and was actually studying for my exam on Thursday..
 

tnfsf11

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Denied, your mind is not ready for the one I was going to grant you.

I wish I could live a day in the past.
 

Sanguine

malignant narcissist
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Granted, but as soon as you sprouted them, a government agent knocked on your door.

I wish that I could persuade people to do whatever I wanted.
 
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Granted but you get 3 goes at it and on the 3rd go you tell everyone to love you and get trampled by teens, toddlers, grandparents and fatso's

I wish pokemon were real
 
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