You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

BANNED! for holding hands with Latias!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Hey there.
DARKPOKEBALL: Oh hai, Chainsaw----HOLY!!!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: ???
DARKPOKEBALL: You...you've gone blonde?!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: No I haven't...*looks in mirror* GREAT COWS!
DARKPOKEBALL: How did this happen?!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: I'm going to my personal caretaker to get me un-blondified
DARKPOKEBALL: YOu mean me?
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Yes...
DARKPOKEBALL: Whoever did this won't get away...
*A streak of red flashes by, causing Darkpokeball to lose his balance and fall over*
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: NOO!
DARKPOKEBALL: What?
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: *holds up mirror*
DARKPOKEBALL: GASP! I'm partially blonde now!

BANNED because you forgot your meowth is now a persian and wants to eat you!

Banned for not knowing 5 is not many.(Pokemon Groups)

Banned for enjoying Suicune as only a water Pokémon.

Banned for having an unusual amount of reddish-orange Pokémon in your signature.

luigimario84 said:

BANNED because you forgot your meowth is now a persian and wants to eat you!

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Chainsaw Meowth? Evolve? What a preposterous idea!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Yeah, I'm never without my lucky Everstone.

DARKPOKEBALL: The nerve of some people! Oh, and gameplayer56 is banned for not having a lucky everstone.

BANNED! because Chainsaw Meowth chooses not to evolve.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: However, your idea of a Massacre Persian rather amused me...until my amusement turned into curiousity. So I found a Persian and gave it the Blood Stone to evolve it into Massacre Persian...it was not a pretty sight. Imagine blood dripping from...

DARKPOKEBALL: SHUT UP! You're creeping me out man.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Wimp.

Banned because that Pichu met Mew, Victini, Azurill, Mincinno, Emolga, and Pachirisu...and made part of the universe blow up due to cuteness overload.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: I wonder if there's such a thing as an awesome overload...

DARKPOKEBALL: Maybe we should be in seperate rooms...

BANNED! because you obviously have no idea about the relationship between me and my beloved Chainsaw Meowth.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: In a nutshell, we were paired up. I was the pokemon, but I got my hands on a chainsaw and seized control. Since then, my mind has been warped and I used to want to control darkpokeball. We hated each other. Then as time grew on, Darkpokeball's mind warped too...and soon we were on an equal playing field. We still hated each other. But, soon, we realized we had more alike than different. And we became friends. Our friendship is a shaky one, and we both sort of dislike each other...it's like we're brothers.

DARKPOKEBALL: Pineapples.

BANNED! because as long Mew holds that cookie, I am of free will.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Can I see that cookie, Mew?

MEW: Miiuu?

*Chainsaw Meowth grabs cookie, then gets electrocuted, and faints*

DARKPOKEBALL: Mwa ha ha!

*MEW tries to drop cookie, but cookie is stuck to it's hand*

Bammed for lack of attention to the mighty mudkipz

(You don't liek them do you? =( )

Banned for using the overused "I herd u liek mudkipz" Meme