Fire Emblem Role Playing

Look At The First Page Please:
Tyler:Vince Where Is Vince Dang It Where
???:Need A Mercenary
Name:???
Brith Place:???
Type:Mercenary
Attifin:Ice
Weapon And Level: Killing Edge Steel Axe(Unusable Unless Hero) And Level 10
Tyler:Maybe How Is The Cost
???:Well I HAvent Been In A Fight Long And I Have A Heros Crest
Tyler:Wait Till 20 To Use That
???:What Level Are You
Tyler:20 Thief
???:Yes As You Can See Im At Level 10
Tyler:*Signs Contract* Ready To Do A One Hit Kill
Tyler:Level 1 Assasian
???:Ready When You Are

AF, you can play as a Mamkute is you have other characters with you. It's quite unfair... :P

Fa: Hey! Is that you Makoto? Long itme no see!
Oni: Huh? WHo's that?

Tyler And ???:*Sweat Drops* We Dont Exist Do We
Fate:by the Way My Name Is Fate
Tyler:Sounds Wierd
Fate:My Mom Called Me This Because She Was Dying Of Depresssion And I was Borin And She Was So Happy She Called Me Fate
Tyler:Oh
Fate Well What Do We.... Is That Oni Over There......Oni Hey ONI

Oni: Huh? WHo are you?
ABigail: IS this some other person you've dragged oni?

Tyler: *Sweat Drops* Im Going To Be The Most Unknowledgeable Person Ever
Fate:Oni Did You Serve In A House Ever
Tyler *Backs Away With A Emberessed Look* Whispers Should I Let Them Know Not Know I CANT Tell Them
Fate:Tyler What Did You Say
Tyler:Nothing....Nothing

Fa: Those people are scaring me... I think we just need to leave them alone...
Oni: hmmm... Same... how does that guy know my name?
Abigail: C'mon! Let's find ourselves some enemy mamkutes!

Vince: If u need a elixir ask me for one....
*A black fang attacks me*
Vince: HAH! They should do better than that!
*Dodges*
Vince: Now with my steel sword...DIE!
*Slashes Black fang*
Vince is now Lv 2....
Vince: Ahhh Working on Oni's team makes me happy ahhh!!!!

Fate:*Kills Knight With Steel Sword*
Tyler:.......................................
Fate:We Will Make Are Own Band Of Fighters
Tyler:*Does ONe Hit KIll* Okay
FAte:Your The Leader
Tyler:_O_O_

Vince: They are comeing in on us all!!!!
*Then lots come and surround us*
Vince: Were Surrounded!
*Closes eyes and slashes boss*
Vince: I hurt the boss???

Fate:We Need To Find People To Join Us Mercenarys Of Tyler
Tyler: _O_O_
Fate:are You Scared Of Being The Leader
Tyler:_O_O'_
Fate:Your Sweating
Tyler:_'O_O'_ Well Lets Find Some People

Oni: I'm tired of finding mamkutes. Why can't we just find some regular enemies?
Abigail: Shh! I think mamkutes are around here somewhere...
Oni: *sigh*
Fa: I think we should listen to Oni...
ABigail: Sh! I see something...

*sees a robed man*

Abigail: Hey you!
Man: ...
Oni: ABigail... I think we should leave the poor man alone....
Abigail: You a mamkute?
Man: ...
Fa and Oni: *walks away*
Abigail: Where's your dragonstone? show it!
Man: ...
Abigail: *frustrated sigh*

Tyler:Geez while there trying to find mamkutes we are trying not to.
Fate:Look a Holy Dragon
Tyler:Thats on oni's team it wont hurt us
Fa:*Critical*
Tyler:Let us run please *Runs for life*

Oni: Fa! Stop doing that! Now we have 28 uses left...
Fa: Awww.... they're bugging me that's why...
Oni: Let's just see what's ABigail up to...

Tyler:Look a tree lets coward in fear in it.
Fate:No let us use the metal steel electronic fort that says for Tyler and Fate.
Tyler:Did i mention there is no on in the tree.

Abigail: ...and you're just some stinkin coward to use you dragon stone that's what I say!
Man: ...
Abigail: Speak up!
Man: ... *takes of hood to reveal red eyes and red hair*
Abigail: Ack! Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y...
Oni: Hey Abi, what's up?
Abigail: *pointing at the man* Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya...
Oni: Who?
Fa: YAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yan* Transforms and sends out flames all over*

Tyler:Wow is this tree fell like its on fire how are you Fate in that Electronic Place
Fate:The tree is on fire
Tyler:Don't be silly *sees spark* oh dear.
Fate:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tyler:Shutup *uses Light Brand*
Fate: AHHH

Yan: *rampages burning the light brand since a light brand causes him 0 damage*
Fa: AHHHHH!!!!!
Oni: Can't you do something?
Fa: The only thing that hurts Yan are legendary weapons!
Abigail: Gee... I wonder where could we get those *hits Oni*

Tyler:*Gets Durdunal* ha Back Back Back Dragon
Yan:Burns Tyler
Tyler:Ouch Slashes Dragon
Yan:Ow a paper cut
Tyler:oh crap

Oni: Aren't you supposed to have a weapon level of S to wield Durandal.
Roland: And I'll take that back *takes Durandal and returns to his tomb*
Abigail: Great! What do we do now? *sees Jordan's old Portable throne*
Oni: I sit first!
Abigail: Good, I hide behind you.
Oni: What? ACK!

Tyler:Where did i get that.
Fate:Jumps and has a shield with Armads
Tyler:Wow the world today just when you thought you knew someone.
Fate:*Level 1 Hero* Damages dragon*
Tyler:*Slashes Steel Sword* DIE XD