What If I Told You... [v.2]

Now, another fun thread I decided to give a remake.

The poster posts something that they would do, know about, something weird or anything else. then the next poster posts what they would do if they found out that.

Poster 1: What if I told you that Hikari didn't liek Oshawottz?
Poster 2: Then I would be tricked. What if I told you that memes are bad?

And so on, now I shall start.

What if I told you that I never sleep?

i would say heres a pillow
what if i told you their a kid who never ages

I would say longevity exists.

What if I told you 9/11 never occurred?

Then I would say that 911 wouldn't be the emergency lines there.

What If I told you that I am a huge brony?

I would slap you with a fish
what if i told you i ate poisoned food

I'd inject you with anti-venom.
What if I told you i'm an Ax7 fan?