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You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o
762
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14
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BANNED! for liking shorts. I don't care if they're comfty and easy to wear!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Wait...I like shorts.

DARKPOKEBALL: Then how come you're not wearing any?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Duh, pokemon don't wear pants, shorts, or shirts!

DARKPOKEBALL: But...what about dress-up for musicals?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: It's a costume...we're dressing up as you.

DARKPOKEBALL: Musicals have pokemon playing humans?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Yush.

DARKPOKEBALL: Well...why don't humans play humans? I wanna be in a musical!
 

darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o
762
Posts
14
Years
BANNED! for being too obsessed with latias.

HOwever, I will repeal the ban if you sign by petition to have musicals starring human actors in the Nimbasa Musical Center!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Okay, say your proposition of human actors passes...what would your musicals be about?

DARKPOKEBALL: I don't know! There are lots of great ones though, such as Annie, Fiddler on the Roof...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Well, good luck with that. I'm going to get some orange juice...
 

darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o
762
Posts
14
Years
BANNED! because more people need to sign this petition!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Yum....this Castelia Cone is very good.

DARKPOKEBALL: Castelia Cone...*looks at Vannilish*...oh my.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: What? What's wrong?

DARKPOKEBALL: How was Vannilish formed?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Same way Voltorb was from a pokeball, Vannilish was probably formed from ice cream.

DARKPOKEBALL: Okay...so in Cold Storage, there is ice cream?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Such as the castelia cone. What are you getting at?

DARKPOKEBALL: Even though Cold Storage isn't looked after heavily...and someone could sneak in and drop a droplet of cyanide in one of the conatiners...or two...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: So?

DARKPOKEBALL: ...In an effort to destroy a trainer that ate the cone...so that the pokemon would have no master...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Team Plasma disbanded, remember?

DARKPOKEBALL: The containers in Cold Storage are a little outdated, remember?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: So...you're saying...

DARKPOKEBALL: Yeah. Unfortunately, this poison has no antidote...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: OH CRUD!!

...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: THere's no cyanide in here is there?

DARKPOKEBALL: Scared ya, didn't I? *troll face*
 

darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o
762
Posts
14
Years
BANNED! because it was a real castelia cone...a Vannilish would've cried out because of the cyanide upon it.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Wait...there was cyanide on that cone?!

DARKPOKEBALL: No, of course not.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Dark...am I poisioned?

DARKPOKEBALL: Yes. But, alas, life is our eternal poison. Hence, we humans and pokemon alike must spend each day wallowing in eternal darkness, where the glimmer of light is faint, but unreachable. Where you may stretch out your arm to touch it and you grab is the empty air, and you spin around endlessly, eyes closed, wishing for a way out, when the only way out is nothingness itself.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Just tell me if there was cyanide or not.
 
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