#35 - Be forced to dress and act opposite of the gender you identify with for a day.
#36 - If the above is ineffective, be forced to dress and act the way you least enjoy.
#37 - Forced to watch 10 hours of Leek Spin, Nyan Cat, Hamster Dance, Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", DBZ's "Over 9000" clip and all other classic internet memes until all are ruined for you.
#38 - Deprived of all Internet connections, cell phones, computers, electronics, games and other devices and given only a single Atari with Pong to play.