You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

Banned because I can retrieve dreams through Dream Mist from Musharna and Munna!

BANNED! because you created mutant cherries on accident!
*After a ridicolously long sidequest*
DARKPOKEBALL: *puff puff* We stopped TEam Galatic, saved the world from Cyrus, saved the world AGAIN from mutant cherries, but we got the good cherries...

GIRATINA: Aw, man! You should've gotten the mutant cherries! Those taste better!
DARKPOKEBALL: NO! We have bigger problems! Just take the cherries!
GIRATINA: Alright, to the PMD world you go!
*5 minutes later*
NINERAY: What the--we're back in teh Glitter Castle?
MEW: You're at the top of it! How'd you get here? You appeared out of thin air!
COSMOTONE: We...um...well, y'see...Giratina...
MEW: Whatever. Play in my castle as long as you want, just don't take my favorite glitter bottle!
COSMOTONE: About that...where is the glitter bottle?
MEW: Right here! *holds up glitter bottle*
NINERAY: V-CREATE!
MEW: *dodges* Why you--this is my bottle! SHEER COLD!
NINERAY: It sucks you can l-l-earn e-every m-m-move...*freezes over*
COSMOTONE: I g-g-guess t-this is it...
ASH and KOKOTKO: W-we had a good...run...
*Everyone faints*
MEW: That's better.
*Darkpokeball suddenly teleports on top of Mew and crushes it*
DARKPOKEBALL: Sorry, my teleportation was a bit delayed, everyone...ooh, a bottle!

*DARKPOKEBALL grabs the bottle, and notices everyone knocked out*
DARKPOKEBALL: Did Kyurem come here or something? Ooh, a window!
*DARKPOKEBALL shoves the frozen bodies of NINERAY and COSMOTONE out the window*
DARKPOKEBALL: Wait...we're really high up. Perhaps that wasn't such a good idea...THE GUILT! IT'S KILLING ME!
*DARKPOKEBALL leaps out window, leaving ASH and KOKOTKO in the glitter castle*

5 minutes later...
ARCEUS: Well, well, well. You all died.
COSMOTONE and NINERAY: It's Darkpokeball's fault! He shoved us out the window!
ARCEUS: SIIILLLEEENCE! I'll bring you back to life just this once...but if you die again, you're gone...for good.
DARKPOKEBALL: See guys? It's all better because we're coming back to life!
*COSMOTONE and NINERAY glare*
DARKPOKEBALL: Heh, heh...
....
COSMOTONE: So, we're back to life now?
NINERAY: I'd assume so...but where are we?
DARKPOKEBALL: I don't know...wait a second. Look! A cave!
COSMOTONE: And a sign! The sign says: "ULTIMATE MAGMA DUNGEON"
NINERAY: Groundon's dungeon...
DARKPOKEBALL: Well, guys. It looks like we're going after Groundon's Ruby!

(List of items still needed: Groundon's Sacred Ruby, Kyogre's Sacred Sapphire, Dialga's Ultimate Diamond)

banned for gunning after them! Groudon, Kyogre and Dialga.

Me: WHAT?! The Black Bird failed to beat those guys?!
Alakazam: Yeah, but they did die. But Arceus revived them.
Me: WHAT IN BLAZES?! Arceus?! Fine, they got their second chance. But never again! Send the 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024 and 2048 System after them! ALL OF THOSE!!!!
Alakazam: I once criticized you for going all-out...But from the looks of the fact that these guys want to steal the big-time treasures, I support you. I'll program them now.
Me: Good. Or...We'll just take 'em...those treasures...before they do. Kyogre and Dialga's the two remaining item holders, right? Then we'll just have to get to their domain before those wretched Pokemon do!
Alakazam: Fine, but maybe we should fire the systems first?
Me: Right. Do that first. This time, those big-time treasure seekers are gonna be disintegrated...decimated...ANYTHING THAT DESCRIBES PERMANENT DISAPPEARANCE WILL DESCRIBE THEIR FATE!!!!!!

Banned for roleplaying about Legendary Pokemon.

Banned because your sig doesn't have a Pokémon in it.

Banned for banning someone who banned me for roleplaying about Dialga, Groudon and Kyogre!

Me: Alakazam! Is it ready?
Alakazam: Yes, sir!
Me: Alright! Blast off at the speed of light! You wretched Pokemon, surrender now, or prepare to fight! All because of me, that's right! *pushes white button*
Alakazam: And we have liftoff! One small blast for us...one GIANT blast for them! Hahaha!
Me: Okay, now let's go on and find those two treasures before they do.
Alakazam: True. We have to go now.

BANNED! for firing missiles after us!

*deep in ultimate magma dungeon*
GROUDON: This is waaaay too easy.
COSMOTONE: Go after Darkpokeball! He killed the entire rescue team, and left Lucario, Ash, and Kokotko in Mew's Glitter Castle!
DARKPOKEBALL: No, go after Nineray!
NINERAY: I can't...believe...I got...knocked out by...a..not very...effective...*collapses*
DARKPOKEBALL: Okay, now you can go after me...
GROUNDON: This'll be easy. Both of you have 1 HP left.
COSMOTONE and DARKPOKEBALL: We do? Aw-
*BOOM!*
....
COSMOTONE: urg...what was that?
DARKPOKEBALL: It hit Groudon and knocked us...out.
NINERAY: Urg...
COSMOTONE: It looked like a missile...
DARKPOKEBALL: Look! It..vaporized Groudon!
GROUDON'S ASHES: I'll be back, you meddling kids! But, for defeating me, you get my ruby.
DARKPOKEBALL: But we didn't defeat you. Missiles just came out of nowhere and vaporized you.
GROUDON'S ASHES: SSH! I'd prefer to have gone down slain by mighty warriors than by random missiles. Just take the ruby.
COSMOTONE: Awesome, thanks!
....
*Once out of dunegon*
NINERAY: We have the pearl, the bottle, and the ruby. What should we go after next?
COSMOTONE: The sapphire!
DARKPOKEBALL: The diamond!
NINERAY: *glares at darkpokeball* How about the sapphire.
COSMOTONE: Yeah, murderer. We're going after what WE want. You have no say in the matter.
DARKPOKEBALL: Sorry for killing us...
NINERAY: That's not going to help you.

Banned for having a ban that wasn't related to Dialga or Kyogre!

Me: They got the Ruby, even when I beat them up.
Alakazam: It hit Groudon as well, and at that time, they were given the Ruby.
Me: Peculiar, probably as a gift. Maybe due to Groudon wanting them getting the acknowledgement of those guys beating him instead of the 8T2 Systems missile series.
Alakazam: Right. Now, they're headed toward Kyogre's domain, so we'll just head over to Dialga's first.
Me: Exactly. Alakazam, fire the Purity Aura system on. And activate the Purity Seeker system. Plus the Resonance one...and the Patterned Aura Fire system too. These all hit the Hidden Land.
Alakazam: Sir, yes, sir!
ZOOM!
Me: That must be the Hidden Land's responsive aura! Alakazam! Track it down!
Alakazam: Got it. Transporting in 3...2...1...Goodbye, HQ!
ZOOM!

*shoots both Rainy Garden of Fire and darkpokeball*

Banned Killed for roleplaying about legendary pokemon related stuff and because i don't have time to read all that.

Banned cos it's not fun without Oshawott.

BANNED! because in Kyogre's dungeon, guess what we found...
A WILD OSHAWOTT APPEARED!
OSHAWOTT: I'm cute!
DARKPOKEBALL: Awww!
Nineray: Awww!
COSMOTONE: Awww!
OSHAWOTT: ...If you can beat me, I'll join your rescue team! HYDRO PUMP!
NINERAY: Glubglubglub...*faints*
DARKPOKEBALL: *immobolized by Osha-cuteness*
COSMOTONE: *immobolized by Osha-cuteness*
OSHAWOTT: Razor Shell!
DARKPOKEBALL: Boy, that sure hurt! *faints*
COSMOTONE: *immobolized by Osha-cuteness*
OSHAWOTT: Aqua Tail!
COSMOTONE: Ow...you just destroyed the PokeWorld...but your cuteness makes it okay. *faints*
OSHAWOTT: Wait...I did what? WAIT! Is that Groudon's Ruby! You guys are like the new generation of World-Savers!
DARKPOKEBALL, NINERAY, COSMOTONE: *twitching, fainted*
OSHAWOTT: I oughta bring you to Kyogre! *uses 3 revival seeds*
NINERAY: Nng...you're cute, but Meloetta's cuter. *breaks free of cute charm*
DARKPOKEBALL: You're cute...but the PokeWorld and my Meowth are at stake. *breaks free of cute charm*
COSMOTONE: Deeerrr...*immobolized by Osha-cuteness*
OSHAWOTT: Let's go to Kyogre!

Banned because Empoleon is a beast. (Just to change the RPing subject.)

Banned for talking about Empoleon!

Me: They obtained an Oshawott...At least we have Samurott. Lance Corporal Samurott!
Samurott: Yes, Sergeant?
Me: They're gonna have your son attacking us. You know what to do.
Samurott: Affirmative. I'll show him...you traitor!
Alakazam: Alright, we're at the Hidden Land. This moving HQ idea was just killer!
Me: Let's move people!

Samurott: We're here...Dialga's Temporal Pinnacle.
Dialga: Dialga who? I'm here! And what do you need?
Me: Uh, some invaders are going to attack and they're gunning for your diamond. For its safety, may we take it?
Dialga: No way! How come you can't be stated as an intruder anyway? You're probably lying to get the diamond without having to battle!
Me: Uh, nope. They're gunning for Kyogre's sapphire, and I've heard that they're gunning for your diamond afterwards. Honest!
Dialga: Hm...Fine, but only if you can convince Zekrom to come over and state of your truth.
Me: No problem! Zekrom...Corporal Zekrom! I call upon you!
Zekrom: Do you require some truth backup?
Me: Yes, show Dialga of my truth.
Zekrom: Alright. Dialga...This person has truly shown truth, and I know it. I have always heard of his data...every time.
Dialga: Alright, you earned the Diamond. This is my last one...nope. I have dozens, so anyways...it's better for you to get this and also crush the spare Diamonds. That device I gave to you...can clone the Diamond at any time, all it needs is an energy donor.
Me: Alright! Give me a hammer!
Dialga: Sorry, but my diamonds can only be disintegrated by Reshiram's Blue Flare.
Me: Alright then...Private Second Class Reshiram! Use Blue Flare on Dialga's spare diamonds!
Reshiram: Roger that!
Dialga: Alright then...I have entrusted you with the last Diamond. Keep it carefully!
Me: Right! Sergeant Major Alakazam! I'll need you to Teleport us out of here!
Alakazam: Affirmative.

Me: Phew...finally, Dialga's diamond is safe, and those guys can't take it.

BANNED! for tricking Dialga!
DARKPOKEBALL: Thanks, Kyogre! We wanted your Sapphire, but never expected you to join our rescue team!
KYOGRE: From what I've been told, you're going to need help. Dialga's ultimate diamond is in the Hidden Land.
COSMOTONE: Thanks for letting us ride on your back until we get there!
NINERAY: I'm scared! *looks at water* What if I fall?
KYOGRE: There it is!
DARKPOKEBALL: Wait--is that?

RGoF: Hey LOSERS! We got the Ultimate Diamond and we're not giving it back! WE WIN! Hahahaha!
COSMOTONE: Not if we battle you!
RGoF: Come! Reshiram, Zekrom, Dialga, Alakazam!
RESHIRAM, ZEKROM, DIALGA, ALAKAZAM: Raaawrr!
NINERAY: Oh dear! We're screwed!
MELOETTA: Not yet, sweetie!!
NINERAY: MELOETTA! How'd you--?!
MELOETTA: Please, a gathering of this many legendaries? You stick out like a red light in a...um...dark room! I also gathered some friends!
DARKPOKEBALL: Um..nice friends you got there.
DARKPOKEBALL, COSMOTONE, NINERAY, MELOETTA, KOKOTKO, GROUDON, KYOGRE, OSHAWOTT, LUCARIO, CHAINSAW MEOWTH: RAWR! You're going down RGoF!
*and hence the ultimate battle began*

Banned for continuing to roleplay even though you'd been banned about that twice before!

Banned for having Blissey in your avatar!

Me: So they found me...And accused me for tricking Dialga, when they are actually going to take it anyway...
Alakazam: Exactly. So...the issue is that they have more people. He's got General Lucario, who knows of all of our tactics...the legendary Groudon and Kyogre, known for creating the seas and the land of the world here...Meloetta, a legend known for...well...nothing much.
Me: Then we'll improvise! Just stick with me, I've got a new plan. Reshiram! Ragonday Reathbay! Zekrom! The same thing! Alakazam! Sychicpay. Dialga...how come you're here? Anyways, Uray Pheresay!
Alakazam: We don't get...oh...trying to speak in code...are you? I get it...

Rivals: We didn't feel nothing!
Me: Oh...trying to be arrogant, are you? Such desperation, thinking that it would weaken me...Everyone! Strengthen up! Let's see how they can attack...
Alakazam: Hm...I have the solution! (mumbling repeatedly)The ones of the reverse and of the dark world! Come here!(mumbling repeatedly)

Rivals: Strange...Now...we strike!
Alakazam: Simply futile. Hah! You've fallen to a trap!
Rivals: W-what?
Darkrai: All so true.
Giratina: Yes, you never found out? You're standing in a portal trigger!
Me: Yes, Alakazam! Just what I wanted! How'd you plan this?
Alakazam: They found you before...with me, when I was simply a mere Abra. At that time...I asked them to send you over to the HQ, because at that time...we were attacking another exploration team.
Me: Oh...fine. Darkrai and Giratina! The trigger, huh? Show them to the Distortion World and break the portal stability layer!
Darkrai and Giratina: Affirmative!
Rivals: W-what? The D-Distortion World?
CRASH!
Rivals: Waaah!
Me: Finally, those intruders have been beat. Okay...with that being said, here's the Diamond, Dialga. Those intruders haven't gotten their hands on it...
Dialga: Alright, thanks!
Alakazam: Alright, let's return to the HQ.

DARKPOKEBALL: The portal's suction is strong! If you pass the event horizon, tehn you'll be sucked in!
MY TEAM: WAAAH!
NINERAY: He's destabilized the portal! We're going to be ripped into pieces if we get sucked in there!
LUCARIO: NOOO! *flies backwards towards Portal*
MY TEAM: LUCARIO! NO!
RGoF: We win! Hahaha!
ALAKAZAM: Everyone's back at HQ except for us...what should we do?
LUCARIO: AAAH! HELP! *still flying*
ALAKAZAM: GASP! *flashbacks*
Kadabra: So, you're joining our rescue team?
Riolu: Sure! If it means getting stronger, and helping others!
Kadabra: Thanks, Riolu. Thanks for being my first recruit.
Riolu: Yeah! You don't need to be a party leader to win over a pokemon's heart!
Kadabra: You're a good friend, Riolu.
Back to present:
ALAKAZAM: TELEPORT!
*ALAKAZAM teleports in Lucario's Path*
LUCARIO: What?
ALAKAZAM: Save yourself! *shoves Lucario away from portal, pushing himself back*
LUCARIO: ALAKAZAM! NO!
ALAKAZAM: I guess...this is it...*gets sucked into portal*
...
LUCARIO: Rainy Garden...THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
OSHAWOTT: No pokemon deserves to die...not even Alakazam!
MY TEAM: FORWARD! *with newfound determination, we push forward and capture RGoF*
...
IN PRISON...
RGoF: A whole prison built for me? Gee, I'm touched.
COSMOTONE: You don't deserve to speak.
RGoF: Oh, really? You underestimate me...I've already contacted my HQ. They're on their way.
LUCARIO: We don't care. We'll stop your rescue team...no matter what it takes! FOR ALAKAZAM!
RGoF: *weeps* Alakazam...
DARKPOKEBALL: Are you crying?
RGoF: No...I'm just so joyed at the thought of you destroyed, I'm crying...
NINERAY: Monster!
*My team leaves*
RGoF: Alakazam...I wish you hadn't sacrificed yourself...

Banned for saying that I had something do to with Alakazam's death.

Me: Hmph...A prison. I just wanted to save a piece of treasure...and I ended up in prison. What kind of person...
SHA-BLAM!
Me: Huh?
Dialga: I know you're innocent. When they went away...I opened a portal up to this spot.
Me: Thanks, Dialga!

BANNED! because I'm concluding the rp. We're getting off-topic :/
OSHAWOTT: *jumps in and grabs Dialga's diamond*
RGoF and DIALGA: NO!
OSHAWOTT: That's right! Once this diamond gets to Darkpokeball, his team wins! *runs away*
DIALGA: Rainy Garden! We've got to stop that Osha! OTherwise--
RGoF: Dialga? Are you okay?
DIALGA: --
RGoF: HOLY CRUD! Time is freezing around the prison! *runs into portal* This place looks familiar...oh no! Time is freezing here as well!
...
OSHAWOTT: Darkpokeball, I've got the--
DARKPOKEBALL: The what?
OSHAWOTT: --
DARKPOKEBALL: Oh! The Diamond! Now I've just got to take it from you! *walks up, takes diamond*
COSMOTONE: We've got all the items!
NINERAY: The world is saved!
DARKPOKEBALL: Good job, team--
NINERAY: I know right?
COSMOTONE: Um..Darkpokeball?
DARKPOKEBALL: --
NINERAY: THE WORLD! TIME IS FREEZING!
COSMOTONE: How do we use these items to save it? How do we--
NINERAY: No! Cosmotone! Not you too! *grabs all the items*
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Nineray,what's going on?!
NINERAY: We've got to use the items...fast! So we can return them!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Right...but how?
NINERAY: I don't know--
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Neither do I!
NINERAY, DARKPOKEBALL, and COSMOTONE: --
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Unless...*destroys all the items*
BOOM!!!!!!!!!
And hence the world was saved, by the mixing energies that were trapped within each item. They restored time, and saved the universe as well. Now, we bring the RP to a close.

...
WOOT! THE RP'S OVER!!!!!!!

Banned cos Hikari becomes Tier 5 supporter, and Oshawott blushes with embarrassment.