1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

1121
Do everything Like a Boss says

1122
Shake your butt to 69 Boyz' "Tootsee Roll" while wearing a rhinestone bikini.

1123.

Dump that huge thing of boxed candy they have in the front and then absolutely refuse to clean it up.

1124.

Start swappin the price tags around to where a couch is $2 bucks on the label.

1125.
Dress yourself in women's lingerie and walk through the kid's toy isle

1126. Repeatedly go through the same line, then leave at the last moment to grab something else, then get back in line. Repeat until you've seen the same cashier fifteen times.

1127

Tell every non-manager associate that "Corporate sent me to tell you, 'You are fired'"

Dress in a suit and tie for maximum effect.

1128:
Stand in the back of a pick-up truck parked in front of the store, blasting Rob Zombie/Marilyn Manson whilst holding a Morning Star.

1129:
Tell random shoppers that you have reason to believe that there's a bomb hidden in the meat department.

1130:
Taser employees.
When they try to call for help, taser them again.

1131:
Declare the toy isle as a new country, with you as democratically elected leader.
Permit nobody access unless they lick the floor, or know the secret password.
Which is: Kumquats.

1132: Give out rat poisons samples to all of the children in the store.

1133: Grab the receipt rolls and unroll them down the aisles.

1134: Put trip wire everywhere and chase the customers into them.

1135: Bring a friend with you and play jousting, with trolleys as horses and baguettes as lances.

1136: Build jet packs all around the building and fly it into space. Then all of the aliens etc can enjoy Walmart goods 8)

1137: Make all the tv and speakers in the store to play the THX into on loop for a week straight.
1138: Any time you see somebody pick up an item from the electronics section slap it out of there hands and scream "No! There trying to conquer us and won't succeed!" then proceed to break everything in the electronic section (except anything pokemon related)
1137: Ask to see the store's manager and when the manager arrives scream "Screw the man!" and throw silly putty in his face.
1138: Grab all of the 2 liters in the store shake them up and open them(in the electronics section)
1139: Dress up like Tingle (from LoZ) and run up to anybody with a green hat and say "OMG A fairy! Holy ****!" Then proceed to throw confetti in there face and run away. Repeat.

1140: Ask for huge samples at your Walmart's ice cream shop. If they don't give you more, threaten to kill then with a spoon.

Rig the trash cans to different notes and play can-can.

1143: Play and endless loop of Justin Beiber and 1d music for a week.
1144: Poop in the Urinals
1145: Grab a baseball bat from the sports section and hit anything with a picture of/or contains the word baseball.
1146: Replace all the soap dispensers with silly string shooters.
1147: Hack into the security camera's and set them up to play Rick Astley's never going to give you up every time you enter the store.
1148: Run through the store screaming "Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee!"

1149: Get a trashcan from the street and throw the trash everywhere in the mart.

1150: Bring a radio eith you and turn the sound max and dance shaking your ass in the items.

1151

Blow the store up with a nuke

1152

Step 1: Kill a brony
Step 2: Kill a brony
Step 3: Kill a brony
Step 4: Wait to be kicked out

1153

Realise Umbr30n's head wasn't the Bowling Ball but the head was actually DarkPokéball's. Then, make a total laugh by selling DarkPokéball heads.

1154

Randomly say "BREADBIN" after someone gets nearer to where you are.

1155 Build a fort using pillows, and when anybody tries to get near it throw water balloons at them.

1156