1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

1328.

Scream "WE ARE TEH LEGION WHO DARES FIGHT WILL BE SMITTEN BY THE BLADE OF JAY LENO!"

I <3 this game!
1329
Attach a fake ball and chain to your leg and run around the store screaming, "Walmart has kidnapped me! I can't leave! I can't leave! Run or they'll get you too!" Occasionally run into a wall and pass out.

1330

Get dressed up as Gandalf, stand near the entrance of Walmart and do this

to every customer trying to leave. xD

1331

Throw Plantera into the store killing everyone :P

1332
Stand in the middle of the store with a megaphone and scream, "Who ya gonna call?"
Then punch everyone who doesn't say "GHOSTBUSTERS!"

1333

Get a bunch of friends together and go in wearing full body spandex suits and have sword fights all over the store with anything you can find to use for the swords.

1334

Drop all the stuff and steal them.

Things I have actually gotten kicked out of Walmart for:
1335
Hugging a manager... doing so may anger them somewhat...

1336
Testing spray paint on the Display for car radios...

1337: yep I got it XD
getting caught putting a thong around a can of wood stripper that says "Stripper" clearly on the front.

1338
Getting into a fight with a random guy on black Thursday(or whatever you call it)... but hey he puched me first... all I was doing was standing in the way whatever he was gonna buy.

1339
getting caught flipping carts over in the farthest part of the parking lot... (dunno if it counts seeing as I was already outside...)

1340

Act like TotalBiscuit and just talk bad about the store

1341
Go in dressed as link, with an ocarina. Play the song of storms, and say, "I played the song of storms!" Then get a friend to turn on all of the sprinklers.
1342
Go in dressed as Kirby and attempt to eat someone and steal their powers.

1343:
go to the entrance dressed as Ash with a toy pokeball. then throw it at the nearest tied up dog, shouting: Pikachu! i choose you!

1344. Grab the cashier and

1345
Get a bunch of friends to walk in dressed as zombies. Bite employees and chase customers for full effect.

1346:
get your girlfriend to go in as miley cyrus on a wrecking ball (use exercise ball for this) and get her to bump into the manager.

1347
Steal a wig and wear it along with a bathrobe. Ride a donkey into the store and ask random people if they have seen your sister, jerry. Have a friend do the same. Meet up in the middle of the store and have a big, crazy reunion. Force customers to trade shoes or fall in love with each other.

(if you understand this reference, please send me a message :P)

1348.
walk around, screaming JAYSUN! at the top of your voice.
(kudos if you got this reference.)

1349
Okay, so I walk in, bear with me.........




That's it. I walk in and there's a bear with me. :P

1351
Very simple. five words:
act. out. a. rap. song.
If you choose the right song, you will be kicked out of everywhere.

1352: Going on a sale day and going through the store screaming like this:

1352
Go up to some random people and say this...
"hey... he he he... you know what I bought at Walmart today? he he he...I bought... he he he... some sidewalk chalk... and a bag of CHERRIES! he he he."
Slouch and rub your hands together evilly. Repeat with everyone in the store.