Do you even lift breh?

I am an alpha male, and as such I have to maintain a strict regime of working out and eating broccoli.

What kinds of things do you do to stay in shap?

I sit on my couch and watch Smallville eating KFC.

Please tell me how you're an alpha male lol

I would but a beta male could not possibly comprehend my alphaness, soz.

I skip leg day every day.

But yeah, it kinda hurts to lift and workout, so I just don't.

Pictures, or I call bull.

Anyway, I don't bother to attempt to stay in shape, honestly. I'm just naturally fit, thanks to my great metabolism. Could do with a steady workout, though. Must get that beach bod ready, ya know?

I'll beta you to death if you ever speak to me like that again, mortal

Dakota said:

Pictures, or I call bull.

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They call me Da Bull at da gym breh. Call me what you like.

What shape, I am a ball of fluffy heaven. Oh, I guess "ball" is a shape too. I mostly drink coffee and make sure to maintain a good alcohol/chocolate/blood balance in my coffee circulatory system.

For real though, I just run and take walks every day because I know I need exercise but don't like sports.

Why work out when you can be lazy all day :D

Thats me basically, too lazy for that xP

I do some things like ski, play Frisbee golf, dance, stuff like that. Just activities that keep me moving all year round. I have a fast metabolism, so I can get away with just sitting on the couch though. ;)

Judging from the posts in this thread I could beat all of you in arm wrestling. Really not one of you lifts? Being an Alpha Male is worth the sweat and the effort you put in at the gym guys, trust me!

Arm wrestling is utter bull. Or maybe I'm just saying that cause it hurts the living hell out of my elbow every time. Trust me though, I would go to the gym if I had the time. Well, okay, maybe that's not entirely true, but time is an issue, sadly.

I may not go to the gym all the time, but for some reason I stay in shape literally.

Though sometimes I do some basic workouts-ish

Fernbutter said:

I may not go to the gym all the time, but for some reason I stay in shape literally.

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What kind of shape though? You could be in the shape of a pear for all I know. {XD}

What is this place called the gym you speak of, never been to it in my entire life. I don't exercise except for PE. And I am no pear, I am a stick.

Introvert said:

Judging from the posts in this thread I could beat all of you in arm wrestling. Really not one of you lifts? Being an Alpha Male is worth the sweat and the effort you put in at the gym guys, trust me!

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Wait, what? xD Maybe "alpha male" is some kind of gym term I don't know of, consider me newly enlightened in that case, because otherwise as far as I'm concerned, having many muscles doesn't at all automatically put you in an "alpha" position in this modern world. And especially not on the internet. I don't see your arm flexing anywhere near me so...

Seki-kun. said:

What is this place called the gym you speak of, never been to it in my entire life. I don't exercise except for PE. And I am no pear, I am a stick.

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Practically the same here, but i even skipped some PE classes cause i just didnt felt like doing it xD

Red's Hawt Chibi Pelippers said:

Wait, what? xD Maybe "alpha male" is some kind of gym term I don't know of, consider me newly enlightened in that case, because otherwise as far as I'm concerned, having many muscles doesn't at all automatically put you in an "alpha" position in this modern world. And especially not on the internet. I don't see your arm flexing anywhere near me so...

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Instead of trying to degrade me with memes like a hater, why don't you do some push-ups until you look more like me and become less jealous of my muscles.

I sincerely doubt miss Pelippers has any interest in wanting to look anything like you.

But anyway, I'm no gym nut but I do a fair amount to keep my fitness levels at a reasonable level.

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Instead of trying to degrade me with memes like a hater, why don't you do some push-ups until you look more like me and become less jealous of my muscles.

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I'm only reflecting over the fact that muscles alone probably doesn't make you dominant in a useful way for a civilized society these days, while wise words likely can. Sorry for the meme though, I just wanted to lighten the mood ;)

Also, you bring up an interesting point: as I'm a female, if I'd work out enough to look like you claim you do, would I be considered an alpha female? :)