Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted. It has a virus that eats all your files.

I wish I had a real Rayquaza.

Granted, but it's the size of a grain of rice.

I wish people would stop whining about Justin Bieber.
We all know you hate him. You don't have to keep saying it every five seconds.

Granted. People will now start whining about Rebecca Black.

I wish the Moon was really made of cheese.

Granted, but gaint mutated space mice eat it.

I wish I had angel wings

Granted, but then you fly into the sun because we told you to.

I wish I had a life.

Granted but the zombies are in an alternate universe

I wish for people to stop listening

Granted, but then the world ends due to terrorist threats.

I wish I could die.

Granted. You're human and now possess the ability to die.

I wish for eternal love.

Granted, you get ATT but then they randomly declare bankruptcy and shut their company down and then take all your money.

I wish for MORE GENIES

Granted. Your current Genie replicates himself ten times so that you have more Genies. Since all of the Genies you possess are genetically identical... you've already used up all of their wishes.

I wish for common sense.

Granted. It's now nuclear.

I wish for a good ending.

granted.. it was a good ending..

i wish it was next week already please!

Denied. I don't do time traveling *snaps fingers*

I wish people would remember that they can also deny wishes.

Granted. As a result of granting your wish, despite my best efforts to do otherwise, I have thus proven that it is impossible to deny wishes, and that you are in fact hacking. The internet police will be at your door shortly with an arrest warrant.

I wish I had a cat.

Granted, but it turns out to be a tiger and rips you to pieces.

I wish R/S remakes were announced