Ban The Person Above You! (Don't take it literally!)

Banned for even suggesting I kicked his mum, she has the power.

Banned for not using the 50% off coupon that you got for Gamestop.
WTF is wrong with you? :)

Banned because I didn't get one.

Banned because it's in your mailbox.

Banned because I don't have a mailbox.

Banned myself because I left one in front of your door!
Banned for not being a Houndoom.
Double banned for being a wolf.
Triple banned because the coupon is under you door
Quadruple banned for not having a mailbox.
Double Ban mysef for banning so much.

Banned for over-banning me, I fear I shall never recover..
.. oh, I bounced back!

Banned for bouncing back!

Banned for having a moving avatar :O

Banned for not having a moving avatar.
Double banned cuz my moving avatar iz cool.
Triple banned for having 2 trainers on your profile. The avatar counts

Banned because your avatar is creeping people out

Banned because the animal in your avatar and signature wants to slaughter me :o

Banned for having a torchic in your party.
EDIT: Whoops, Togepi.

Banned for telling a lie.

Banned for thinking that my cute animals would slaughter you~

Banned for being naive enough to think it's cute but infact it's very vicious :D

Banned for making my cute signature sad

Banned for having a too cute theme for mortal eyes!

Banned for having a bird & bear.

Banned for dissing Banjo and Kazooie