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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

Christianzeo

Mystical Ice-Dragon Trainer
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621. jump IN the toilets and sing, it's a water park, then mix coke and mentos and watch the volcanoe toilet go boom, while setting the water on fire with oil ;)
 

Zayphora

Don't mess with the lights...
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623
Let lots of sheep run rampant in the store.

624
Graffiti the walls with random icons from video games.

625
Put lemons in people's carts. Make sure they see the lemons. Then set the lemons on fire. Or, stalk the person with the lemons, and when they go to the cashier and pick up the lemons confusedly, shout BOOOM!!! and run away.
 

Dying Light

Pegasus Knight
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12
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626
Place packages of gum in people's carts. Don't let them see you and they might purchase them!

627
Spill water (or another fluid) all over the floor. Then grab a wet floor sign. Take a Sharpie, cross out "Wet Floor", and write "THIS IS SPARTA!".

628
Enter the electronics isles, and repeatedly ask the cashiers where the toilet paper is.

629
Slap the little black bar codes found in games/DVDs to the undersides of peoples' carts. Let them walk through the security gates.

630
Shove your friend or yourself in the dog food shelves, and jump out at people telling them it tastes good.

631
When someone isn't supervising their cart, hop inside it. When they ask you to get out, ask them if you can eat/wear their merchandise. Don't exit the cart. See what they do.

632
Make a little man-cave out of the 12 pack soda boxes, like in the movie Employee of the Month. Stash some food and even a couple lawn chairs or table up there. See how long it takes for someone to notice.
 

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!
524
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11
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  • Age 46
  • Seen Sep 3, 2016
633

Get kicked out of Walmart lol.

634

Set off a firework and sing the song "Firework".

635

Act like Silver. However, lick him.
 

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!
524
Posts
11
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  • Age 46
  • Seen Sep 3, 2016
637

Tell the manager that if he doesn't give you respect, you'll have to crush him.
 

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!
524
Posts
11
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  • Age 46
  • Seen Sep 3, 2016
639

Sing horribly.

640

Say hello to the manager in Patrick's voice.
 

Kieran_90

That guy that you think you remember
140
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11
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  • Seen Dec 27, 2015
641, shout "There's depression and despair everywhere I look." Make sure everyone is looking at you and say "Oh wait, it's a Wal-Mart! Of course there's depression and despair everywhere!"

642, run around the store, hrowing cricket balls at stacks of cans.

643, walk in with a giant bazooka.
 

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!
524
Posts
11
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  • Age 46
  • Seen Sep 3, 2016
646

Yell "Can you feel it" at everybody.

647

Sing "Can You Feel The Sunshine" dressed up as Tails Doll.
 

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!
524
Posts
11
Years
  • Age 46
  • Seen Sep 3, 2016
649

Ask him to kick you out.

650

Sing "Sing".
 

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!
524
Posts
11
Years
  • Age 46
  • Seen Sep 3, 2016
653

Ransack the customer's wallets and then kick YOURSELF out.
 
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