Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted, but Zapdos flies over from Kanto and zaps ALL the cell phone towers!

I wish I had the strength to capture Arceus.

Granted, but to gain the power, every other living being had to also, so your power became obsolete.

I wish for a Musketeer Quartet spin-off.

wish denied (not Pokemon related ~ remember to make all posts Pokemon related)

I wish Reshiram was given the title (or label or whatever you call it) "Most Sexiest Pokemon"

granted, but it is stolen from a Articuno who knows Stone Edge...

I wish a Dewott gave me a revive to revive Skyla (who has been killed by.... uuuuh i dont know anymore lol)

granted, but you needed to use the revive on a different Pokemon before you got to Skyla to avoid losing a battle (and half your money)

I wish I had a Zekrom to power my house during a Power outage..... I am sick of all the power outages I have had frequently....

Granted, but the house got overpowered and explodes...

I wish a Gigalith came in with dozens of Revives...

granted, but you later found out they were all stolen and the police had to confiscate all the revives

I wish Reshiram and I would do this, (what Reshiram and the girl is doing in the picture)

Granted but her body temperature is sooo hot that it raises your core temperature and your organs melt... What a horrible way to go =(
I wish that i could revive you so that you and reshiram could live a happy life and that Zoroark would stop stalking you to try and get to your child.

Granted, but Kyurem emerges from the darkness and eats everyone, then disappears.

I wish I could stealth in the pokemon world by hiding under a Bronzong.

granted, but you get in trouble for doing so...

I wish I could ride Moltres for transportation in real life with no problems at all....

Granted here is your plushie Moltres...

I wish my Mudkip isn't a communist anymore

granted, now he is a tyrant dictator....


I wish I had a very successful rock and roll band named "Modest Meganium" and performed a gig at the Pokemon League...

granted, but then you suck and they start to throw tomatoes at you... XD

I wish i had an army to fight against my tyrant Mudkip

granted, but it is an army of 10 level 5 Magikarp


I wish (because I pissed Lugia & Ho-oh off) that Lugia would have ate me instead of Ho-oh using it's most powerful fire attack on me in 'sunny day' weather... (the two legendaries thought of those two options as a punishment and decided on the one)

granted, but he uses first Rain Dance.

I wish my Magikarps were masters in this:

ShadowExcadrill said:

granted, but he uses first Rain Dance.

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how is that supposed to help him eat me? XD


anyway granted, they kill you with it


I wish people would quit asking me (I get asked this frequently since marrying Reshiram), quit asking me "what's it like being married to a Fire Type Pokemon?"

granted, they now ask you how it is to be married a Dragon-type poke.

I wish the Magikarps stopped killing me

granted, they evolve to Gyaradoses and then the gyaradoses start killing you.....

read all please......

I wish all the legendary Pokemon considered me a valuable human because I have done so much for legendary Pokemon, hence the legendary Pokemon would do whatever it takes to ensure I am ALWAYS safe and out of harms way, and they would do ANYTHING for me, + I am the only one that can come real close to legendary Pokemon without them being afraid,

Granted; they cast you into the distortion world to keep you out of harm's way. Then Kyogre appears from nowhere and stares you down menacingly and smiles at you with his awkwardly tiny mouth and drifts away.

I wish Professor Birch could be abandoned to his deserved fate of being mauled to death by a Poochyena so I could start Emerald with all 3 starters and never have to deal with his crap.

granted but he takes the balls with him to the grave.

I wish teh mudkipzz were armed with this: