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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

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Everything you can buy are weights meant for training
 
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Discover someone leaking documents about why Wal-Mart is stupid, then you discover it's your colleagues who betrayed you.
 
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366. Have a Pokemon battle in the store, and act like the Pokemon... like...take the flowers from the plastic flowers section, and throw it...call it your Petal Dance attack, and say...BELL BELL LOSSOM! Someone else can be Squirtle and use the bubble wand to blow bubbles for the Bubblebeam attack. Bellossom can spin into things after five turns since it gets confused, and eat a strawberry to heal confusion...or someone could play the recorder (like the Yellow flute) and heal confusion attack. The battle will totally knock everything off the shelves. Get a friend who knows Karate to use Hi Jump Kick and Karate Chop, being Hitmonlee for the double battle. Also, have someone be Delibird and use the wrapping paper to use Present.
 
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367. Live in the store by sleeping on the garden section's outdoor furniture, playing the demo game systems, and eating the free samples. Never leave, and when asked, say that the Constitution gives you the right to free property.
 
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