Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Harry Blue5 · Mar 3, 2009

Granted, but it has a man-eating monster in it, and when you put it on- best left unsaid. Just remember that there is some teeth, then some blood, and then a dead skeleton where you should be.

I wish to die quick and painlessly, right this second.

jigglyppuff8 · Mar 3, 2009

Granted, but it turns out you had an extra life, so you feel the pain from your last death... until you die again.

I wish for non-rotten strawberry milk.

Ekeshum · Mar 3, 2009

Its not rotten but its spoiled.

I wish for death.

Snow Phoenix · Mar 3, 2009

Granted, everyone you love dies while you remain alive. The death I gave you was thier corpses.

I wish for life!

Gymnotide · Mar 3, 2009

And with the magical fairy's wand, here you have it.

I wish that the Cookie Game thread gets locked.

jigglyppuff8 · Mar 3, 2009

Granted, but it is replaced in favor of the Lies game, in which everything is replaced by cake instead of cookies.

I wish I could be a tech wizard who could solve all my own internet problems without customer service.

Snow Phoenix · Mar 3, 2009

Granted, however, it only works for internet problems and not any actual problems with computers or any software.

I wish that everything I touched would turn to Ice.

iTzKaizer · Mar 3, 2009

Granted, but you touched yourself, turned to ice and died.

I wish the next person wouldn't horribly corrupt my wish.

jigglyppuff8 · Mar 3, 2009

Granted. I subtly corrupt it and you catch a minor case of the sniffles.

I wish for 1337 |-|4XX0|2Z.

Ashbox · Mar 3, 2009

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your wish has been granted......but i am the 1337!!!

i wish for pudding

Harry Blue5 · Mar 4, 2009

Granted, but it's POISONED!!!!

I wish to have my DS touchscreen fixed for free (It won't touch where I touch and won't re-calibrate).

~Poke~ · Mar 4, 2009

Granted, your L button breaks.

I wish my L button wasn't extremely dodgy and closing the lid wouldn't kill the game :(

Snow Phoenix · Mar 4, 2009

Granted, your R button breaks and closing your DS COMPLETELY destroys the game.

I wish for Pi.

Exiled~Shadow · Mar 4, 2009

Granted, but instead of Pi you get Pie, stop complaining! everyone loves Pie!

I wish for PIE!!

Melody · Mar 4, 2009

Granted, but it's booger pie, and if you dont eat it right away you'll be dropped into a vat of boogers.

I wish I had a decent paying job...

Snow Phoenix · Mar 4, 2009

Granted, but your job pays you too much money and someone gets jealous of you so they hire a hitman to kill you.

I wish for normality.

iTzKaizer · Mar 4, 2009

Granted, but you're so normal everyone thinks you're strange.

I wish I could touch my eyes with my tongue without taking my eye off.

~Poke~ · Mar 4, 2009

Granted. You have to take your tongue off.

I wish for a completely perfectly working DS and I won't get killed or deformed in the process of getting it

Snow Phoenix · Mar 4, 2009

Granted, but the slots for playing games are both sealed and its Wi-fi is blocked so you may never play any games.

I wish that Friday the thirteenth wasn't ALSO this month.

jigglyppuff8 · Mar 4, 2009

Granted. However, you still have to deal with the one in November.

I wish for focus.

Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Harry Blue5

I vill suck your Electricity..

jigglyppuff8

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Ekeshum

Fan of Saturn

Snow Phoenix

The transient snowman

Gymnotide

8377 | Scorpaeniform

jigglyppuff8

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Snow Phoenix

The transient snowman

iTzKaizer

jigglyppuff8

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Ashbox

Switched Accounts

Harry Blue5

I vill suck your Electricity..

~Poke~

Hasn't played 5th gen yet.

Snow Phoenix

The transient snowman

Exiled~Shadow

Once, JJMcay Now Exiled~Shadow

Melody

Banned

Snow Phoenix

The transient snowman

iTzKaizer

~Poke~

Hasn't played 5th gen yet.

Snow Phoenix

The transient snowman

jigglyppuff8

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