Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted, but one certain trainer caught the three members from the Tao trio and soon grew corrupted and started a war against everyone.

I still wish I had the Tao trio and mastered them and would not grow corrupt or have crazy people trying to kill me.

Wish granted, but they're so decent that Gamefreak decides to inclide them as easter eggs that are easily found.

I wish that uh.... Um... That Latios would be my brother :D!

granted, now you have a lot of sibling rivalry

I wish a Reshiram was Voted in for US President and Zekrom was Vice President

Granted, but some guy uses Kyurem to assasinate Reshiram and make Zekrom vice president.

I wish that Latias would make Latios stop fighting wih me D:.

Granted, but now Latias is fighting with you.

I wish that Game Freak put a lot of good fakemon from PC into a new Pokemon game.

Granted but it is a Japan exclusive.

I wish for a Kangaskhan had an evo / pre-evo.

Granted, but Kangaskhan's pre evolution is a fetus, and her evoulution is an old version of herself.

I wish that Stunfisk never existed.

granted, but now this site uses another bad Pokemon for their errors

I wish I had a Reshiram & a Zekrom as pets

Granted, but you cannot possibly hold them at your house, so you are forced to set them free.

I wish I had the ability to transform into Shaymin.

Granted but a Braviary eats you because you turned into the small hedgehog form.

I wish that they had made choice items not lock you into one attack and stilll boost stats.

Granted, but they are now the only items in the game.

I wish Magikarp didn't suck.

Granted, but now instead of trading, you have to evolve certain Pokemon by beating the Elite Four one hundred one times, but you must only do this only when all the planets are aligned together, and Halley's comet must streak in between the planet's orbits.

I wish that I can be a Team Rocket member.

Granted, but you're a Rattata that can't evolve or learn moves other than tackle, tail whip, and splash.

I wish that the Elite 4 would stop false advertising.

Granted, but the gym leaders start false advertising instead.
I wish for a cute Pikachu.

granted, but it is an evil cute pikachu

I wish people would view Reshiram & Zekrom as a team as I do, and would quit fighting over which is better!!!

Granted, but the Pokemon take over the world.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish of taking over the entire Pokemon universe.