Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Then they'd be depressed because everyone makes fun of them.

I wish that Pokémon had its very own restaurant themed after it.

Granted, but all of the food is either burnt or poisoned.

I wish I had someone to help me with trade evolutions.

Granted, but they end up keeping all the pokemon themselves because they tricked you :)

I wish for a Typhlosion plushie! (This is gonna really depress me now, isn't it? Lol)

Granted, it's a real one and uses Eruption on you for hugging it very hard when you received it.

I wish that Pokemon became a worldwide phenomena once more.

Rainy Garden of Fire said:

Granted, it's a real one and uses Eruption on you for hugging it very hard when you received it.

I wish that Pokemon became a worldwide phenomena once more.

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Granted, however, my Jirachi thought you meant worldwide, as in MARS. Sorry. :x

I wish for Black 3/White 3!

Granted, these games require the most advanced technology in graphics and the rest. The issue is, these technologies cost a fortune, you'd be cleanly broke to the last penny if you bought it and the technologies required.

I wish for a MMORPG Pokemon game in the PC!

Granted. Unfortunately, it's pay-to-play and the regular membership is $1000. And the regular membership only includes walking around in an empty field.

I wish that Ash wasn't sooo stupid >.>

Granted, he becomes too smart that the whole anime becomes a talk show featuring only Ash talking about some random stuff that only he knows.

I wish that I'd have more friends that care about Pokemon.

Granted. ...Wait, these people are DIGImon fans, not POKEmon fans. My mistake.

I wish for a competitive tier dedicated to Magikarp. (hint: Tackle, Flail and Bounce or when splash runs out of PP, Struggle ;)

Granted,but when it use a attack it faints auto

I wish I have lots of master balls

Granted, but you forget to save and you lose them all forever.

I wish...
I wish that I knew who Corless was without spoilers!
(I just wanna know if he's a good guy or a bad guy! I hope he's a good guy...I like him. Plus, I also wanna know how to bring out the true power of pokemon.)

Granted, you find out he's a Zoroark in disguise.

I wish that I became a part of Game Freak probably corrupted by making me the janitor, i'd say

Granted, but your body exploded from all the exitment

I wish i am a pokemon trainer

Granted, you get too excited and run off before getting your supplies...And then you find yourself in the hospital.

I wish that Pokemon became something popular in Indonesia.

(HOLY COW! COLRESS IS ZOROARK?! WOW! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING! ...I thought I said no spoilers, just good or bad guy. Well, in this case, is he a good or bad Zoroark?)

Granted, but Indonesia bans Pokemon because they read a PokePasta that scared them.

I wish that I knew whether Colress/Zoroark was good or bad...without spoilers.

Granted, he has bad intentions inside. And none of this is even true.

I wish that Hoenn remakes were real.

Granted, but there is only 1 copy of each game...and both of them are on their way to the incinerator.

I wish that Colress registered his number in your Xtransciever. (I just beat the game...he is NOT zoroark. Grr...)

Granted but all your pokemon are inside out.

I wish for everyone but nothing.

Granted, but something went wrong in the wish order! Jirachi, the wish granter, misheard you and gave you
"EVERY SON" and "NOSY"

So, now you have every single boy child(son) in your house being nosy and going through your belongings.

I wish that I knew whether to choose between buying Pokemon Black or Pokemon Black 2.

Denied, cos you can't choose!

I wish that Reshiram and Zekrom merged back to their original form again.