Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

Granted, but it's rabid. And hungry...

I wish I had an airship.

Granted, but it crashes.
i wish homework didn't exist.

Granted but you need to stay in school an extra 5 hours in return.

I wish that demakes of the newer games were made for older consoles.

granted but the disks break after first use

I wish the world would be at peace

Granted. Light yagami created a world where only peaceful people live. He gets bored because there is no one to kill and decides to use his death note to have fun and kill people for his own pleasure.

I wish for pokemanz to be real

I wish Magikarp is Most strongest pokemon

Granted, it has the highest stats, but now it doesn't learn Tackle and Flail (just Splash).
And you're supposed to do something about google123's wish.

I'll do google123's wish.

Granted, but you never get your own Pokemon.

I wish there was a Pokecommunity app for smartphones.

Granted, but no Pokécommunity for PCs.
(Eh, I had no wish last time ... I'm sorry ¬¬')
I wish for another wish.

Granted, but only I gain something from it!
I wish for the end of days.

Granted, it was one year, two days ago.

I wish for rain.

Granted, but you probably should build an ark, I made it last 40 days and 40 nights.
I wish for unicorns to exist.

They already existed, they've just been invisible and intangible the whole time.

I wish for a volcano.

It'll burn and purge the land of all life, except for rubble.

I want a cheese toastie! :D

Nothing happens, due to the fact you didn't actually make a wish.

I wish I could do even 1 pullup.

Granted, you pull a muscle which makes you incapable of doing any exercise

I wish I wasn't so damn shy :/

Granted, but you become so extroverted that a local business owner shoots you with a shotgun because you annoyed him.

I wish Hollywood would make a decent X-Men film.

Granted, but the guy who plays the main role breaks his arm and then he get's replaced with a fat midget who replaces him for good. :P

I wish Nathan was online. ;-;

Granted, he gets banned

I wish there were two Christmas mornings

Granted. You spend a good 10 years of your life enjoying 2 Christmas mornings until one day, the doctors forget to give you your meds and you realize you've been institutionalized for the past 30 years, living in a paranoid delusional state that revolves around bunnies.

I wish more people would recognize the awesomeness of Final Fantasy VI.