Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted, but you only get 2 choices: Dunsparce or Bidoof.

I wish they made a Grass/Dragon. It would be terrible, but still neat.

Granted, but they decided to replace Rayquaza with it, and now it can be beaten easily by Kyogre and Groudon, the whole Hoenn region was destroyed by their fighting, and their is no way for you to obtain it.

I wish they would allow Gardevoirs to show more of their black hole/reality warping powers <3

granted, but it causes seizures

I wish I would kiss a female Reshiram Pokemon at mine and Reshiram's wedding and it not be a dream...

Granted. It's not a dream, but a hallucination.

I wish Marill had better Attack stats.

Granted, but Marill has Slow Start as an ability.

I wish that I could fly to any region in Pokemon White.

granted, but its stats are REALLY bad...


I wish I would have rode Moltres out of the NASCAR race I was at when it ended instead of sitting in traffic for 2 hours...

Granted, but everyone has pokemon and steals your idea and they all try to fly out at the same time, slowing everyone else down and confusing your Moltres on where to go.

I wish I had a klingklang watch that moved like it does in game, and obviously one that's plastic and therefore not metal and therefore not having the possibility to slice off my hand.

granted but the second you got it it blew up in your face

I wish that my vba emulator would work so i could play my Pokemon roms

granted, but then your computer crashes...


I wish (and hope) my new Reshiram wife is good in the bedroom, and get it on!

Granted. She is good in bedroom repairs and the two of you finally get the lights to turn on.

I wish Funimation dubbed the Pokemon anime starting at season 1.

Granted, they both start a jazz band, with this guy as their lead singer:

Simply put, they all suck hard.

I wish Budew could learn Magical Leaf without having to evolve first.

^What are you sniffing at? That the band fails or that I don't have a proper working computer to use?
Granted, but she was too distracted eating candy to notice you.

I wish Rock Smash was a decent attack.

^ *shrugs shoulders*
Granted, but Chumpaloo is put in it's place, and it is not pretty.

I wish Tyrogue's evolution methods made sense.

Granted, Pokemon and another anime cross on the highway and end up in a bloddy car accident that's covered for weeks on the international news.

I wish Rotom could fix my laptop.

granted, but he charges $1000 to do so...

I wish my new Zekrom dad wouldn't use Bolt Strike to punish me, come on Zekrom, that would be good technique to use on youth Zekrom, but I'm a human, plus I feel pain for 6 days after waking up from the Bolt Strike