Top 10 Pokemon you wish you could turn into
- Thread starter TheFattestSnorlax
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1. - Banette: I'd love stalking some child for dumping me. He had it coming for him.
2. - Slowpoke: I'd love being so lazy always, and having a legit excuse for it.
3. - Snorlax: Same reason as for Slowpoke.
4. - Bulbasaur: It would actually be fun to be a trainer's first Pokémon and partner. Going on an adventure with some kid.
5. - Tentacool: I'd feel safe. No one would ever catch me anyway.
6. - Lopunny: I would still be pretty and feminine + having the ability "Cute Charm" would just make it perfect.
7. - Joltik: Being so small, I could probably sneak in everywhere and hide from trainers well.
8. - Litwick: Sucking out the life of everyone. This way, they'll learn not to mess with me.
9. - Skitty: I would feel like Mystery Dungeon all over again. Then I'd only need my Torchic partner.
10. - Noctowl: Because I could fly and be awake all night without feeling bad.
2. - Slowpoke: I'd love being so lazy always, and having a legit excuse for it.
3. - Snorlax: Same reason as for Slowpoke.
4. - Bulbasaur: It would actually be fun to be a trainer's first Pokémon and partner. Going on an adventure with some kid.
5. - Tentacool: I'd feel safe. No one would ever catch me anyway.
6. - Lopunny: I would still be pretty and feminine + having the ability "Cute Charm" would just make it perfect.
7. - Joltik: Being so small, I could probably sneak in everywhere and hide from trainers well.
8. - Litwick: Sucking out the life of everyone. This way, they'll learn not to mess with me.
9. - Skitty: I would feel like Mystery Dungeon all over again. Then I'd only need my Torchic partner.
10. - Noctowl: Because I could fly and be awake all night without feeling bad.
Ten? Geez, why so many?
Honestly, I don't care. I should just pick the ten that'll get the most squeeing from girls, and just play up that angle, but I can't be bothered to think of those ten, so...
1. Eevee - Alright, there's one.
2. Nidoran Male - Eh.
3. Rattata - Ditto.
4. Ditto - Eh.
5. Slakoth - My kind of livin'.
6. Snorlax -Ditto like Slakoth, but higher up on the food chain.
7. Articuno - Okay, real answer. I'd actually enjoy the idea of flying, but being able to fly while keeping cool? Super chill.
8. Missingno - Just to troll with everyone's hard drives.
9. Lileep - Like Slakoth but underwater.
10. Magnemite - Just to troll with everyone's sensitive electronic devices.
An idle mind is the devil's workshop. Don't ever let me become a Pokemon. Definitely leaning towards malevolent Missingno/Magnemite.
Honestly, I don't care. I should just pick the ten that'll get the most squeeing from girls, and just play up that angle, but I can't be bothered to think of those ten, so...
1. Eevee - Alright, there's one.
2. Nidoran Male - Eh.
3. Rattata - Ditto.
4. Ditto - Eh.
5. Slakoth - My kind of livin'.
6. Snorlax -
7. Articuno - Okay, real answer. I'd actually enjoy the idea of flying, but being able to fly while keeping cool? Super chill.
8. Missingno - Just to troll with everyone's hard drives.
9. Lileep - Like Slakoth but underwater.
10. Magnemite - Just to troll with everyone's sensitive electronic devices.
An idle mind is the devil's workshop. Don't ever let me become a Pokemon. Definitely leaning towards malevolent Missingno/Magnemite.