Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but people in an alternate universe started making wishes, causing us to resume the wish-making.

I wish I wish I was a fish!

Granted, but you have no fins and you die.

I wish that this wish isnt granted.

You don't enjoy this game though.

I wish that I had better hand-eye coordination.

granted, but you allways trip over.

I wish i didnt have to make a wish.

Granted, but the thread gets closed due to horrible SPAM.

I wish i could go back in time.

Granted, but now your stuck in the past watching your parents grow up.

I wish I could catch me a wild Pikachu.

It shocks you to death and runs away.

I wish I was a master surfer and NEVER fell off my board AND was always able to get off the board when I wanted to.

Ok but you get eaten by a shark

I wish that i could have a good influence on the people here at PC

Granted, But you have a bad influence on everyone else

Ok, time for some reverse psycology here! hehe!
I am a boy btw.

I wish that tomorrow i do not get i girlfriend and i do get a boyfriend (to counteract the option of saying "Granted, but you get a boyfriend instead")

Granted, but you're the one who pays for everything and gets all the gifts while he does nothing for you.

I wish that I could stop time.

Granted, but your powers break, whilst you had time stopped. D:

I wish I had a new laptop with the newest accessories. :D

The laptop breaks down and smokes then explodes in your face.

I wish I had the same Geass as the characters of Code Geass, but I could control Mao's (seemingly uncontrollable mind-reading ability).

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Granted, But you have a bad influence on everyone else

Ok, time for some reverse psycology here! hehe!
I am a boy btw.

I wish that tomorrow i do not get i girlfriend and i do get a boyfriend (to counteract the option of saying "Granted, but you get a boyfriend instead")

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OH CRAP I STUFFED THAT ONE!! NOW I LOOK LIKE I AM GAY LOL!!!

Granted but you can handle the power and your head explodes

I wish that... i had a brand new phone!

Granted. It's a brand new wall mount.

I wish that I had better debating skills.

Granted, but you're debating for your political enemy positively and making yourself look worse, so you're never gonna be President.

I wish YOU could travel back in time.

Granted but i decide to take you with me and when i return you get left behind.

I wish PC stopped going offline...

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Granted but i decide to take you with me and when i return you get left behind.

I wish PC stopped going offline...

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Everyone is stuck in their chairs and is forced to look at the PC forums for the rest of their sleepless life, waiting until PC DID go offline b/c they're waiting for freedom from PC's mind-controlling tyranny.

I wish DBZ and Superman were put together in a combo of the shows.

Granted, but Gurren Lagann kills all of them in the first episode.

I wish I wasn't 3 years old, but NOT old or dead.

Granted. You're 3 and a half.

I wish that I had 5 dollars.

Granted. Your entire family's pocket money and bank accounts have been reduced to 5 dollars.

I wish Ameritoons were as good as anime.