Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted! You are know one of those girls in Touhou AND thus trapped in the game entirely forced to repeat the same script over again and basically have no free will.

I wish for peace and happiness for the next poster ;3

Granted. :3

I wish I didn't just fail.

Granted, you PHAILED
>.>... No comments o.o

I wish I hadn't just corrupted ^'s wish like so >.>...

Granted. You instead corrupt it so I turn into a fish and fight giant green caviar filled giraffes before the sun spits an oil rig out of it's tentacles and it hits the Sears Tower, causing the Independent Monkey Army for the Betterment of Kazahkstan (IMABK for short) to launch a nuclear tomato at the pirate ship I am located on, killing me instantly.

I wish I wasn't so random. XD

Granted. You now lack an imagination and only do what is expected from you.

I wish that humans were born with wings and a tail o.o

Granted. Humans are now born with two feathers attached to their backs and our tailbones are now 2 inches longer, thus making them officially "tails."

I wish I could post in another section besides Other Trivia. XD

Granted, but nothing really happened because you already post in another section besides Other Trivia called your Profile >.>...

I wish I could think up a clever wish >.>...

Granted. You wish you were a lime covered eel.

I wish I could drink caffeine. (My brother is drinking Game Fuel....and I can't have any. TwT)

Granted, but it's just the coffee caffeine >.>...

I wish I was a lime covered eel >.>...

Granted. You served on a dish in Paris.

I wish I could have some good food. :(

Granted, but it gives you food poisoning.

I wish that I was a Power Ranger...(Who wouldn't wanna be one?!)

Granted. You're the rejected Turquoise one.

I wish I had a fast computer.

Granted, but your dropped it when you brought it in thus breaking it.

I wish my hair was blue.

Granted, but the dye you use is flammable and you work at a fire factory.

I wish my brother would give me my DS.

Granted, but he gives it back to you after he gets a DSi

I wish my natural hair color was blue.

Granted, but you lose your hair in a freak radioactive circus bear accident and it can never grow back.

I wish these chips didn't suck.

Granted, but by the time they are good, you're only down to one chip left

I wish for world peace (unoriginal, but lets see what you can do with this)

granted but all soldiers lost there jobs and the credit crunch became worse

I wish for a mcdonalds ^^

Granted, but it was closed down by the health department soon after it opened.

I wish i wasn't fat.

Granted. Your so skinny now, you fly off in the slightest breeze. (Makes me think of Drifloon. So cute! :3

Anyway...

I wish the people in TCTI wouldn't ignore me. TwT