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Old November 30th, 2009 (05:37 PM). Edited December 16th, 2012 by Yuoaman.
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My interest in this has been re-sparked after several months of Quartz just sitting there on my hard drive. Hopefully I'll be able to see this all the way through this time around.

Once again I'd like to thank Zorak, of the Something Awful forums, who inspired this play-through.

Well, here we go:

[OLD UPDATES (with small changes)]

Pokemon Quartz is a Hack of Ruby created by Baro several years ago.

UPDATE 1
Spoiler:

Okay, pretty standard opening for a game/hack...


Huh!? "Boar"...? I don't speak Spanish but I don't think Boar means anything relevant...


What is that riding on the turkey-thing's back!?


It's... it's kind of like Kyogre, with all the coolness removed.


It's a... slime-prostitute?


Wow... early incarnations of Sack-Boy are really disappointing, eh?


O_o I don't think that's a font, do you?


Seems like the best option, doesn't it?


Ahhhh! You just appeared out of the shadows! Sorcerer!


O-okay sure... Mr. Sorcerer...


That doesn't sound like a real town, are you making this up?


Hmmm... a little self-insertion, eh? ;)
I don't think I've ever seen you before in my life, Mr. Baro-Sorcerer...


That sounds just like a random word, I'm sure we have not met before you popped out of the shadows at me...


See! Another random word! You're crazy, Baro-Sorcerer. And why do you have a pig-monstrosity?


So that's what that pig is... still doesn't explain why it's here or why it's so ugly...


That's one Sorcerer's opinion...


Lovely!? And we use them? I'm even less comfortable around you than I was before, Mr. Baro-Sorcerer.



I'm just a tad more comfortable... But still, why should I be allowed to use these to fight my friends to death, but not my enemies?




Is that supposed to make sense, like really? Y'know what a real mystery is? Where you came from and how you got here!


So you aren't going to leave yet?



Tell me what? O_o


Well, now's the moment of truth, PC!

ARE WE A:

GIRL?

OR ARE WE A:

BOY?

And what is our name? Seven characters only, remember.


UPDATE 2
Spoiler:
Thanks to PyroYahtzee I can continue my game! Here's the conversation that lead to my name and gender...

Yuoaman: Please, I'm bored, and want to continue the game... I just need to know my gender and name!!
PyroYahtzee: fine
PyroYahtzee: Male
PyroYahtzee: Steven
PyroYahtzee: kthx


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So... it appears that I am now:

Mwahahahahaha!!


What truck?! You're not making sense, again!



*gasp* You disappeared! Darn you Baro-Sorcerer!


Oh god no... he's back... *cries*






Yes, Ja Ja, whatever- just leave me alone!


Of course I'm ready, I was ready the first time you disappeared...


As long as they aren't you I'd prefer to spend time with a serial killer, than you...


Phew... he's finally gone...


Oh god no! He's back!




Whatever, Baro-Sorcerer...


So it appears I was in a truck...


Why couldn't I just go with you?


You're in cahoots with that Sorcerer!? Why mom, why!?




I guess... I don't speak wind mom... I'm still kind of in shock that you were okay with me being alone in a truck with Baro...





Look at you like what?


Breaking the fourth wall, are you now?



So Kinboxos are the Cornian version of Mexican laborers, eh?


Well, since you said 'pliz'...

CLOCK SETTING COMMENCES



Did you just say "etc..."?




Yeah, that sounded far creepier than it had a right to be...


Oh! Did I mention? In Quartz the children are banished to the basement, like the unclean filth it seems we are.


Free Crap!!



Oh god no...


I know... I know...


Has he died or something, 'cause that'd make me smile... :D



That'll teach that Sorcerer!



Darn you...



So endangering one child isn't enough for you, is it mom?


Does a lab really need that many chimneys?




No, not particularly...


Noooo... I said Baro is trouble...



Pink Town, really? Really?


So the police aren't aware of this yet, even though it's already on the news?


Told ya. In this region children are considered inferior.


I actually think I'm below average, but thanks for the-



Really? I would have never guessed...



That's... well that's a strange name...


Why are you talking for me, Ran? (And what's a beetroot???)



Yeah, hopefully he's dead by now...



Ice Skates?



There you go talking for me again!


You're crazy...


Yeah, just keep away from me, crazy lady...




Yeah, we've only known each other for like two minutes...


Bye...



Look familiar, somehow, doesn't it?

A SHORT WALK LATER...


Oh great! An exit from this crazy town!


No... the only exit leads towards Baro...




I though you were debating whether to help him?



Oh no... it's him... and a spell...



No way...


Tu?


Okay, I'll help! Just don't use your Sorcery on me!!

Okay, so what Pokemon should I choose, and what should I nickname it?

Should I choose:



Should I choose:



Should I choose:


________________________________________

Well... I guess Seegg is the final choice! And thanks for the idea for his name, Ryousha!


You can tell he's angry because his eyebrows form a "V"...


Oh no... Oh god no... It... is it upside-dow- oh no... I-kill... must kill it...


Murder it! That's what he's (she's?) going to do!


Male... I was right the first time.



A SHORT, UNSATISFYING BATTLE LATER


*sigh* That was a horrid experience...


Did you just put a curse on that ugly creature, Baro!?



I think I do... but hey, you're the evil Sorcerer, you do what you want to do...



I-I guess...



One word: "horrid".


While you're here, I won't find this place peaceful in the least.


You forget a lot, don't you Baro?



I guess, it kicks butt pretty good...


Sure...



You discovered Pokeballs? I doubt that...


If it behaves...



I don't think it would be, but to each his own.


TEH-PRO will destroy all!!


Oh no...



I think you probably could if you set your mind to it...



Oh no.. not that crazy lady...


No, I'm frightened of her...



Shut up Baro, I don't like you, not one bit...


By running past you to get the police, while I ACTUALLY saved you...



Rock CN? Does it have anything to do with the CN tower? Or CNN?





Well... good luck with that...


Finally... I'm on my way.


Oh crap! That squirrel's nipples are bleeding! Baro must've gotten to it... Poor thing, I'll put it out of its misery...



TEH-PRO is learning to suck others dry to win... good boy...


Are you sure that isn't the drugs that you must be on?



A quiet town far from loud noise, I would've never imagined it...


A stoop! Where!?



A delincuet band? Sounds Italian...


Why do you need CSI to search for some delinquents?


Curses! Baro's blocked my exit!


Haha! He hasn't gotten this path yet.


So "Rock CN" is a place...


OMG!!! An almost-well-designed-Pokemon! I need it!


And strong too...


Try number two!


Yay! We're kicking but TEH-PRO!


She looks busy doing crazy stuff... but I don't want to risk angering Baro...


I'm double-D gorgeous? Does that even make sense?


Too much, actually.


Why do you think I would say "nop", that's not even a word...




Not particularly...


In Corna "not particularly" means "**** yeah!" it seems...


My egg's angrier than your egg...



Did-did I just rob you?


Guess I have to see Baro one more time... *sigh*


Yippee?


How I loathe you, Baro's creepy-lab...



Nothing sexual... please be nothing sexual...


Phew... just this again...




Yay... now I can know all about the creepiness which surrounds me...



I'm never coming back... never coming back...


Darn! Was almost free!


"Uf"!?


It's an upside-down rat for heaven's sake!


Do I have a choice? Baro made it seem as if I had no choice.




But I don't- oh... whatever...



You left the tag on!?


Contain what? The salmon?


"Teleshop"?


Hence the name... "RUNNING Shoes".


With magic?



What's a "TM Game"?



Nah... I think I'll just stew in my own juices forever...


"Take a coat"? Is that like "taking a pill"?!




Of course I will... Did you think that if I left we wouldn't be related anymore?


Finally, I'm out of that town, and will be able to-


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111shift



I'll never have to look at it again...



Oookay....


So....? What are we going to name this ugly rat-thing?


[NEW UPDATES]

UPDATE 3 (Nov 30, 2009)
Spoiler:

Almost poetic in it's simplicity isn't it?


So... back to killing abominations!



Your anguish sustains TEH-PRO


Death to the monstrosity!

*sigh* I guess I'd better capture one of these, lest I incur the wrath of Baro...






Maybe it should find something less edible to play with? He'd probably be able to keep a sizable cache of acorns, while still playing...


Thanks PyroDX... sorry Justin... Well at least that pickup ability'll make up for your appearance... mostly...


Wow I look unpleasant from this angle... I'll have to remember to talk to people facing a different direction...


No thanks, I think I'll keep my Pokemon healthy you sadistic freak.


"Wich web"?

I guess I'll check out this "pokebox" thing...



Oh god! Nowhere is safe!


I don't know that I'll want them back after you've been at them...


Sorry... I just can't look at you anymore rat-thing.




Many battles like this ensue... all horribly unsatisfactory for TEH-PRO's blood lust...


Well... he is a pro.


Oh yes! I want it!





Aww... he never gets to be the main attraction...


So what are we going to name this poor opening act?


UPDATE 4 (Dec 2, 2009)

UPDATE 5 (Dec 3, 2009)

UPDATE 6 (Dec 4, 2009)

UPDATE 7 (Dec 6, 2009)

UPDATE 8 (Dec 7, 2009)

UPDATE 9 (Dec 9, 2009)

UPDATE 10 (Dec 10, 2009)

UPDATE 11 (Dec 12, 2009)

UPDATE 12 (Dec 12, 2009)

UPDATE 13 (Dec 15, 2009)

UPDATE 15 (Dec 16, 2009)

UPDATE 16 (Dec 20, 2009)

UPDATE 17 (Dec 21, 2009)

UPDATE 18 (Dec 23, 2009)

UPDATE 19 (Dec 25, 2009)

UPDATE 20 (Dec 27, 2009)

UPDATE 21 (Dec 28, 2009)

UPDATE 22 (Dec 31, 2009)

UPDATE 23 (Jan 2, 2010)

UPDATE 24 (Jan 3, 2010)

UPDATE 25 (Jan 4, 2010)

UPDATE 26 (Jan 6, 2010)

UPDATE 27 (Jan 9, 2010)

UPDATE 28 (Jan 11, 2010)

UPDATE 29 (Jan 15, 2010)

UPDATE 30 (Jan 23, 2010)

UPDATE 31 (Jan 25, 2010)

UPDATE 32 (Jan 28, 2010)

UPDATE 33 (Jan 31, 2010)

UPDATE 34 (Feb 5, 2010)

UPDATE 35 (Feb 6, 2010)

UPDATE 36 (Feb 10, 2010)

UPDATE 37 (Feb 16, 2010)

UPDATE 38 (Feb 28, 2010)

UPDATE 39 (March 2, 2010)

UPDATE 40 (March 6, 2010)

UPDATE 41 (March 14, 2010)

UPDATE 42 (March 28, 2010)

UPDATE 43 (April 14, 2010)

UPDATE 44 (June 27, 2010)

UPDATE 45 (August 12, 2010)

UPDATE 46 (October 4, 2010)

UPDATE 47 (October 8, 2010)

UPDATE 48 (November 1, 2010)

UPDATE 49 (December 1, 2010)

UPDATE 50 (December 24, 2010)

UPDATE 51 (January 27, 2011)

UPDATE 52 (March 17, 2011)

UPDATE 53 (April 14, 2011)

UPDATE 54 (May 25, 2011)

UPDATE 55 (June 2, 2011)

UPDATE 56 (August 5, 2011)

UPDATE BEST (April 1, 2012)


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Old December 1st, 2009 (01:16 PM).
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Old December 2nd, 2009 (02:17 PM).
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Old December 2nd, 2009 (05:52 PM). Edited December 3rd, 2009 by Yuoaman.
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UPDATE 4 (Dec 2, 2009)
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I was going to go with Mr. Tweetem, though I believe she wouldn't have much cared for that, eh? I then fell back on 'Pyro', and decided to go with Pyro's old name: 'PyroYahtzee'...



Justin has his uses...

Now... time to talk with random NPC's!



What about Max Potions? Max Revives? Full Restores? Those all heal you completely...


Well you guys are ineffective, aren't you.



Yeah... I'm sure the upside-down rats pose quite a threat... especially since I've been knocking them down like fish in a barrel...






Wow... those city names... are just horrible.



I wish my mom were more like you... I think my mom's in cahoots with an evil Sorcerer...



People suck at naming in Corna, don't they?

I guess some TV might cheer me up...?


"Zapping"?



UH!


Of course it was...


Yes... yes I should.



'Cause someone likes lame puns?




Well... usually you can tell what kind of trainers will be in the area, and buy healing items based on that, right?


You think I'd be getting some sort of discount... what with me saving the 'celebrity' Baro... Damn Sorcerer...


Do you know what happens to those who stand in my way!?



That's what happens, more or less.


ARGH! A move I'll probably never use!






Yay!


I guess it's about time I moved on, hopefully Baro won't be able to reach me if I get far enough away...



Ha... Strip harvesting...


Again with the naming conventions in Corna... :\


Are those gemstones in it's eyes?


Well I guess we'll never know.


SHHHHH!


As if. Those things frighten me more than I could ever frighten them.


What's with all of the one tile paths in this game?



None can hope to match the power of Yahtzee.


!




I doubt it.




Told'ya.




Well... you could play it safe, and win all the time...


New moves make Yahtzee happy.


You weren't exactly hidden, now were you?







So... no cookie at least?






Oh be sure that I won't... I took out that Ran chick, I'll take you out too.


I am no prize for you to win!



:\
Are you kidding? Didn't you just see me slaughter like a dozen of those things in the last five minutes?


See? Slaughtered...


*sigh*




Wait! Did-did I just rob you?



I'll tell everyone.


This guy... likes his reflection? :\


Alright alright, I'll leave! Just no more sentence fragments!


I said I was going!


Ah! I thought you wanted me to leave!?



Oh okay... I thought you might be... y'know: a challenge.


Bang.



Another one bites the dust.


:D


Y'know... I think I'll just leave...


Imaginative, eh?


I wonder if he's obsessed with his pond too?



Well... I guess we could play some Monopoly or-


Sir... I don't think getting beaten to a bloody pulp will be very enjoyable for your Pokemon...


Well, I guess you know them best.


Another of those gem-bugs...


...and it's dead.


As is another.


I actually enjoyed watching TEH-PRO and Yahtzee sate their blood-lust.



That's one person's opinion.


:D



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I have a get rick quick scheme. Use YAHTZEE to catch a Larvly, then, knock them out, put them in a basement, and command YAHTZEE to use its uber pecking powers to slowly rip the gems out of the Larvly's eyesockets, and watch as it slowly become dismembered and the blood oozes from the crevaces from it's tear ducts. Repeat this twice, using the gems to sell for a huge amount of PokeYen. To dispose of the body, or rather, show off, hang the Larvly's bloody carcass from a tree, carving the words, "Play yahtzee and die", showing the start of the reign of terror from TEH-PRO and YAHTZEE

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Sir... I don't think getting beaten to a bloody pulp will be very enjoyable for your Pokemon...
I agree XD lol.

Wow, I love being the fricken item slave <_<
I think you should put each update in the first post, and put the seperate updates in spoiler tags. That would be nicer :P

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Old December 3rd, 2009 (07:32 AM). Edited December 3rd, 2009 by Yuoaman.
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Yeah... most of them suck hard, but TEH-PRO is angry and awesome, and Yahtzee is just murderlicious.

EDIT: So any ideas to name one of those Larvly's?
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Well I guess I'd better heal up at the Pokemon Center, eh?


I am?


I already did... didn't I?


Sadly...


Well he kind of forced it on me...





So... it's a battling egg... but it's also a flower? :\



I want to forget that accursed place forever!


That monster!


You could just heal it with the nurse over there... no need for that kind of language...


Well thank you stranger! :D


That's... a little off...



Yeah... I'm quite sure.


And you would imagine correctly, but you won't be seeing it.

I guess I'll talk to some of the other locals?


I heard that he's a cruel person who poisons Pokemon with no reason...


Aren't ninjas supposed to... y'know... kill people? That would involve aggressiveness, no?



Well good luck with that. :\



That's very judgmental of you.


Ahh! What?


Isn't it always raining here? Like... always...?



Have you ever considered moving?


:\ What?


Okay then...


Errr...



Because their murderous, and awesome?


Oh.



That is... very odd. I think I'm going to leave now...


Ahh! Are you Baro in disguise!?


Odd place to build a house, sir... :\


Odd costume you have there.


Huh?



You... you are a strange one.



Hence the name: "Impulsive Buyer"...


Sorry, I don't have the training. And I doubt anyone else in this region is sane enough to assist you with your problems.


Does it also work with Baro's?

...

I'd better buy some, just in case.





I don't recognize that punctuation...


Not by choice.



Not really.




And for years I thought that that was my mouth!


Oh... You didn't mean it literally.


I don't see a sing... just a sign...


Alrighty then...


Maybe this sign'll tell me where to find the sing?



:\


Why are you staring at that wall?


Let's call it that...


They're drastically overrated.


Hi evil poisoner.


That doesn't make sense at all... not in the least...


Poison isn't the greatest of types, y'know...


Yeah, my murder squad needs blood!


Who?


Oh, that creepy kid.





:\ Isn't that still a little young to be heading out alone?



You think he's old enough too!? What's wrong with this place!?


It's really not that difficult... for me at least.



How... how do you know my name...? Was it Baro...?


Okay... as long as I get a reward... I'd like a cookie, if you have one? I was promised one earlier, but didn't get it. :'(



Why can't he just take that Pokemon?





I bet it won't be good enough...


Yay?





Why'd you say 'Steven colon' before that?


Chief? I think I'm more of a General.


That... is the tall grass.


That's an ugly mullet... Almost takes my mind off of the poorly designed Pokemon. Almost.


Wouldn't it be safer to keep the Pokemon out in case-



That's just poor planning right there, what if the ball doesn't work, huh?


Yay? :\


A could have done the same... probably better, too.





The idiot took none of my advice, where's my cookie?







And then he walked out of my life... hopefully forever.





Wha-?


:\


I thank it's obvious that I don't.



I doubt it.


Well it is farther away from Baro...



I'll definitely defeat her easily. Bug Pokemon suck.


Sounds... dark?


...

That evil poisoner forgot my cookie! Damnit!

*sigh*

I guess I'd better go catch myself one of those Larvly's...


Easy.



Ha... Moron.



Thanks for the inspiration BlitZ.


Like I'd be seen carrying you around?


Why is the younger son's name on the mailbox/sign? :\


You must be horribly disappointed... :\


"Pleseful"?


Deluded woman.


I might be... depends on who told you.



It was really pathetic, like your son.


I bet he can't.



Another point indicating that he can't.



You want your son to be an evil poisoner?

Well whatever, off for a little bit of old fashioned level grinding.


Bang.


Boom.

...and it goes on...


Maybe people will be more normal this way?


Wow. Just wow.


Aww... that's friendly of you.



:\


Of course most of them are insane... or gardeners...


Oh god! Are you okay little girl?


What's wrong with you, crazy girl!?


Whatever... I will take you out.


That pelican... is horribly disproportionate...



Feed TEH-PRO... feed on his pain...


And it's dead.


Whatever it is, I'm sure TEH-PRO can take it on.


Does it have four eyes? Or does it only swim up against surfaces?


I guess it doesn't matter, since it is dead now.







But! You were just-! I saw you-!


Oh god! That is horrifying!


That... that's what you're upset about? The fact that your parents left you alone on this horrid beach doesn't phase you at all?



Maybe another career would be the best solution?




:\

That's really how the sentence ends...


That must be horribly depressing.


What are you doing here?


Huh!? Why do you need to fight me?


Whatever... it'll be easy enough.


Told you... took no time at all.

And I don't even care why you're here anymore... jerk.


That thing is so close to being cute!


And it's mine.



So... it has an arm on it's head?


Sucky name, I know.


Okay, time for my first double battle, let's see how well TEH-PRO and Yahtzee work together!


:\


:\
Why would I care?


I'm sorry! I'm sorry!


Those are simply abominable... they must be destroyed.



One down, thanks to Yahtzee.


Yahtzee's on a killing spree!


I doubt it.


Err... am I supposed to care?



Punch her in the face then?


Not really any darker than Cloud Beach... I'm horribly disappointed.




Ooooooh... Ghosts... Scary. :\


Ghost trees?


Eastest tree? Is that a ghost tree too?


Wow... Cash Cow doesn't get any prettier after evolution, now does he?


Laughably easy.



God... you mean there's another horrible Cash Cow evolution I'll have to deal with!?




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Awesome, def loving it so far.

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It wasn't even bad... :(

Anyway, i was laughing so hard at the gardener and insane people part XD
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Old December 3rd, 2009 (11:24 PM).
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Looks like 'compost' to me.
Anyway, I am really enjoying this, keep it up- your brand of humor is right up my alley!


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Old December 4th, 2009 (12:52 AM).
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ok, did i play a really messed up version of this, or did you miss the crazy parts? i remember quitting this game after randomly bumping into 2 masterballs and also randomly bumping into level 100 legendaries ... when my guys were below level 10. or was that another hack??
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Old December 4th, 2009 (03:49 AM). Edited September 13th, 2010 by Kuribute123.
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ok, did i play a really messed up version of this, or did you miss the crazy parts? i remember quitting this game after randomly bumping into 2 masterballs and also randomly bumping into level 100 legendaries ... when my guys were below level 10. or was that another hack??
That's the WTF??? version
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oh no wonder i was like WTF!!!! every two seconds a legendary would show up!!!
like 10 masterballs within the first two cities....
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And just wanted to let everybody know that the next update will be posted within the next hour or so. :)

Sorry for the double-post, but I believe that having an update warrants it.

UPDATE 6
Spoiler:

I don't know why, but Riceeman was adamant about this name, so... Say hello to Papa Smurf!


He wants to fight me... I can just feel it in my glasses...

Well... here we-


:shocked:
That is... well frankly, that is simply horrifying. And that's not even considering that she's grabbing her ass...




You mean those blank, lifeless, eyes?


There's only one option, well isn't there?


I wanted to name her 'UNHOLYseductress', but y'know... too many characters.

I guess I'll have to keep her with me... I couldn't live with myself if I left her alone with the males in storage...


You remain useful, Justin!



It's truly better this way... once you've been touched by UNHOLYbear you really won't want to live any longer...


And in the box goes Papa Smurf.


That... is not a strawberry... definitely not.


Go softly into the night... strawberry-lie.



Told'ya so... :\



I'd noticed that, but thanks for the update.


Of course he does.



...


Oh god no...


WHAT EVIL HAVE I UNLEASHED ONTO THIS WORLD!?


He... *sniffle* He would have wanted it this way...


:shocked: I'm more frightened than ever before...

Well... the five other Larvlys go down just as easily, leaving UNHOLYbear as the victor... Which is good, I guess... though I feel so sorry for those poor Larvlys... their last thoughts being those of love... towards UNHOLDYbear... *shudder*



You could also just go somewhere where it doesn't rain? Just don't go to Breeze... Baro makes constant rain look wonderful.



Because of its relative location, and the flora and fauna? I really don't know... :disappoin


Sorry my answer wasn't satisfactory...

I guess I'll do some level grinding then...



:shocked: UNHOLYbear needs to stop doing that...


Fight UNHOLYbear's horrible charms!



He couldn't fight them well enough...


YAY!


:\ Is this one of the ghosts I was warned of? Kind of unimpressive...





Great name suggestion, Riceeman. :P


Yahtzee's murderous powers are growing... veeery nice.


Aww... it looks sad... and creepy, very very creepy.



So I guess Cash Cow either becomes uglier, or more depressed? Kind of a lose-lose situation, don't you think?


Suits him, doesn't he?


One of these in the world is horrifying enough, it must be killed!


Easy peasy.


:D


Damn you dead ends!

Oh, and I caught the strawberry-lie...



Is that so...


Teehee...


Yay! The exit.


... guess not...


I did... it was horribly disappointing though... And what does 'illo' mean?


If the Ghost Scope worked you'd be able to see ghosts, now wouldn't you?

...And 'Ba-Whatnow'?


Who!? Me?



Phew... he doesn't mean me...


Yes. Yes he is.


Didn't he call it the Ghost Scope?


*sigh* I know where this is headed...


Yep... saw it a mile away.


Ambar...? Do you mean AmBAR? You're a group of Russian businessmen? Why would you need a Ghost Scope?


That's not very nice...


I'll ruin you, you dirty Russian businessman... :rambo:



Bring it on.


Hey! That's a Plug-Oink! Those are 'funky' and 'so cool'... according to that lying Sorcerer, Baro. So... I don't really know what to think of it.


:\ Leering at UNHOLYbear? That seems a tad off...


Yeah... I went there.



Ha.


Double Ha.


'WC'? And no need to swear, man...


You're a business man, aren't you, Russian? Couldn't you go through the proper channels, and buy it from this Ba-Flimminy corporation?




Did the Naruto marathon tell you how to go about stealing the Ghost Scope? 'Cause I'd try a different method next time around.



I'm thinking I should have at this point, you wuss.


You mean that idiot Russian was trying to steal a non-working Ghost-Scope? Couldn't he have waited until it was working? :\




Yay! It's not a cookie, but any reward is better than none! :)


That's nice, can I be on my way now? This little 'incident' has already inconvenienced me enough already.


Well it's the only place I can get to through here, isn't it?


Oh... it's called 'Ba-Chan'... still an odd name... Well I guess I could go and-


...

No one lets me finish...


The tree is a part of me now...



Well that sign back at the beginning of the forest said to go east-




:shocked:

Yay!


I doubt I'll remember to... so no.


I assume it means 'the easternmost tree'...


You know they're pretty cheap in Marts, right?


Well your trust is definitely misplaced.


Oh god, it's adorable! But very Oddish-like...




;)


Here y'go TEH-PRO.


YAY!


Nutbunnies...



You could... build it closer to the entrance, that way you'd get more visitors...



The beach? I think it's the beach...


:\


:\


No.


Do you have a Babos too?



That is... sperm. Definitely sperm.



It wasn't as scary as UNHOLYbear, but good attempt.


That was UNHOLYbear's fault, not mine.


Were you disappointed too?


:\


:D




You could... climb it or something, right?


Yahtzee can murder with the best of 'em. :badsmile:


I was kind of hoping there would be some sunlight once I exited the pit of the damned...
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