[Let's Play] Pokémon Snakewood Mark II

[TheRkyeet]

Hello and welcome to Let's Play Pokémon Snakewood Double Twin Mark II the second!
Due to a number of internet problems and a seven hour plane ride, my last thread was under-posted, ans subsequently destroyed.
Sooooooooooo, heres a new one. It's better, faster and stronger than ever before!!
This is a hack of Pokémon Ruby by the up-and-coming Cutlerine!!!

Here we go: THE INTRODUCTION!!

Spoiler:

A title screen. Yay.


Standard, standard.In fact, all of this was the same as Ruby, until...


Who are you and what did you do with May?


...the hell?...


Yea, a new game.


The darkness surrounds me... Ideal!


I don't know, where am I? Where are you? I don't even know who's talking.


Nor do I, my friend, nor do I.


Ohh, I'm talking.Sorry, I was hogging the conversation. Tell me about yourself.


Damn it I can't stop! (Bites tongue furiously)
Waaaaait. What's that thing?


I/You can say that again! Strange is an understatement.
I'm still confused as to whose talking.


You don't say.



Disfugured? Repainted? Hard of hearing? What???


NOOOOOOO.... Well, it looks pretty sprightly for a corpse.



Well, they do die, but we'll ignore that for now. (coughmountpyrecough)


Andy!! Hey man! How you been?
Wait what?


Am I a boy? I'm pretty sure I know the answer to this question...


Just a minute, let me check... uuuuhhmm...
Yep, I'm a boy!


Ah, my name... Again, I should know this, but I don't.
It's not one of those, though.

I know! I'll Ask Cutlerine!
Conversation with Cutlerine:
Me: What should I name my player??
Cutlerine: uuh, I don't know, something pretentious?
Me: ...(Snaps fingers) DAY-GLO!
Cutlerine: ...


YEAH! DAY-GLO!!


YES. I'M DAY-GLO! You got a problem with that?


Damn Right you got it!!


YEAH! Woah. Fading out. Scary.
I feel calmer. Ideal!


I'm asleep? Surely I would have noticed? I must have a hangover.


Yep. Definitely a hangover.


You can't hear it, but it sounds like I'm in the back of a truck.
Yep. Hangover.



Aaaw, that's nice. I'm home.
Wait, there's more?



Holy... What has happened here?
I've just noticed there is NO MUSIC. Very creepy.
There's no place like home! There's no place like home! There's no place like home!


My house! My beautiful house! Why?

I need to get out of this hell-hole!


Damn, no escape to the east...


A quick detour to visit the glitch...




Damn! My own mind is working against me?
Wait! Over there! Could that be the answer to my problems?


Prof. Birch! Will your name be my salvation?




3 Pokéballs... A choice...
Spirit of Prof. Birch! Help me in my choice!
Or at least my (hopefully existant) readers?


Or would we? It's up to you, folks!

[Roxasabridged]

Interesting looking hack... I'll be looking forward to updates.

Anyways, hard to choose a starter since it doesn't seem to tell you ahead of time what's in the ball, so I say pick the spinning one.

[Cutlerine]

You sure know how to misrepresent a conversation...

But this seems to me to be a high form of flattery, so I'll overlook it.

I say pick the sickly ball.

I also suggest that you ask for name suggestions now, too - or it'll take forever.

I suggest 'McSupaKilz'.

[TheRkyeet]

Originally Posted by Cutlerine

I say pick the sickly ball.

I also suggest that you ask for name suggestions now, too - or it'll take forever.

I suggest 'McSupaKilz'.

Well, I'll take it into account, but I can't really ask for names until we know what Pokémon and what gender it is.

'McSupaKilz' eh...

[560cool.]

I suggest you pick the Pokeball which spins on it axis.
And, name it "Headsmash". Does gender even matter.
/and I wanted to make an LP of this. /fail

[Destiny Demon]

Hm... this hack sounds interesting.

But anyways, this LP isn't that bad, in my opinion. I'll be sure to visit this thread from time to time.

I'd choose the Pokeball with spewing exhaust fumes. It sounds like a Fire-type to me. Haha.

[TheRkyeet]

Originally Posted by 560cool.

I suggest you pick the Pokeball which spins on it axis.
And, name it "Headsmash". Does gender even matter.
/and I wanted to make an LP of this. /fail

Maybe, maybe- I'll answer first thing tomorrow morning.
Also, you can make a LP of it- we can compete!
Maybe that's not such a good idea...

[560cool.]

Well, I don't really want to compete... and I didn't make it because I'm short on time right now.
Anyways, I think I'll be tracking this LP. If you improve your jokes, maybe Yuoaman will put his seal of approval on it !

I'm not saying it's bad, but you have to be more than good to get Yuoaman's seal of approval. And that is a simple reply by him saying how he likes your jokes. And this is a pain to read, isn't it ? xD

[TheRkyeet]

Originally Posted by 560cool.

I'm not saying it's bad, but you have to be more than good to get Yuoaman's seal of approval. And that is a simple reply by him saying how he likes your jokes. And this is a pain to read, isn't it ? xD

No, no it isn't hard to read. Sorry!
Aaanyway, I'll try to make it funnier. That would be ideal.

[Kenpokid]

Holy crap this is creepy '
But wait, you also should have mentioned [ignoringlavendertower] :x
Anyway... Way to put humor in a creepy game XD

[TheRkyeet]

Voting is now closed!!

Spoiler:

I chose the spinning one, which turned out to be a Baltoy(?), and named it "HEADSMASH".

There will be a (large) new update sometime later today, hopefully.

[Yuoaman]

Hmm, the LP isn't bad as is, though I do recommend trying to involve the reader more in your naming choices and the like. I'd recommend saving after catching a Pokemon so that you can post them either in this thread or in the LP Group for your readers to nickname for you - since that's half the fun.

[TheRkyeet]

Ok, I have around 300 images for the next post, I just have to compile them.
[Cracks knuckles] Let's go!

[TheRkyeet]

Update 1

Let's get this party started!!

Spoiler:

It's a baltoy!! Baltoy are spinning tops...
it makes sense now.


Yes, please.


Thank you for the kind donation of the name.
I now have a toy called HEADSMASH.
Well, I can't talk. I'm called DAY-GLO.


awww.


Yes, Yes I am.


OK, time to venture into the great unknown!


That does not sound good.
sigh. I better go investigate.


Birch? is that you?
Aaah! You're beeing chased by a foul demon come to rob you of your purity!


He knows where I am! I-I cannot stay in the presence of such a man!


Fleee! Fleeeee!
Gah, his iron mind compels me to return...


eeew. bad breath.


Liam? Really? And what is with my hair?


Boilbasaur? That can't be-


Nevermind.


Again with the breath! That's so unsanitary!




Yay! DAY-GLO 1, Zombies 0


Birch knows my name! Of course- Birch knows all.


Isn't it obvious? Birch is an angel from above, sent to enlighten and enrich our lives!



We have? Surely I have lead a blesséd life.







I wonder who they could be...


No!



Let me think.... No, sorry.


Exactly my thought's, me!





[shudder] Boilbasaur...

Nevermind. I daresay that your...


I'll do anything for Birch. Just say the word.


Miraculous powers of Teleportation?
Birch is indeed a god!



Shouldn't you be outside?
If the zombies get in, you've already lost.



Ahá! But first, let's explore the town...



OK! Got a potion, blah, blah blah...



I'll keep an eye out. Thanks lady.


Start off? But everyone seems to be running here!


hmm, no exit to the south.



You can do it! You know what I always say:
Kick Reason to the Curb and do the Impossible!



Cool. I'll keep that in mind. Everyone here is so helpful!

To the Mart!


(let's not tell her.)


Light potions? Something is gravely wrong with that.




Calm down, man! Well, he's not moving, so let's try North.


...I should have known.


Yep, here I am!
What wisdom have you to impart to me?


Insolence! Shut up, DAY-GLO!




Well... This time I have to agree with me.





Of course it is worth it! All that Birch says is good.




Again, I have to agree with me on this one.


Fair enough.


Wooh! I'm on the rise! Ideal!



Oh. I hate zombies.




What a ridiculously stupid question! Seriously...



Exactly my thoughts, me!
I'm beginning to think that we're very like-minded.







Yeah, why?




Fair enough. I mean the brother part.
I don't really think zombies would care if he beat the league.



Also that.




Sure, why not?


I mean, what's the worst that could happen?



OK! Petalburg it is! Isn't that where my Dad works?
I hope I don't find Wally.


Birch does not need justification!



But I guess that's a pretty good reason





I'd actually prefer an iPhone or Blackberry, but never mind.




Ideal!



... He's gone.


Sorry, I just noticed that you weren't there before!

I try to leave aaaand-





Great. You're my rival then?
You're mean.


And Scary!


That's not good. Immune to confusion and effective against both my ground and psychic elements...
this could get nasty.


Or not.


You can say that again!





OK, lady, calm down! ...She needs to take a chill pill!


I'd better follow her.


I'm on the right track! I think.


Do I have to?


Apparently.


Ghost girl eh? I didn't know ghosts had genders...
I wonder if they can breed...


I'm dreading this...




Death!




DAY-GLO 2 Zombies 0!




It's nothing, really, you had that under control- no rewards are necassary.


I can Run now! Why do I need special shoes to run?
Maybe that's why the zombies are killing people- They can't run!


um, bye?






Yes. That flashback was bad. I hope they improve.


Uh-oh...


Uh, take my lunch! It's ham and cheese!



Sorry, guys, I keep missing the pokémon in the screenshots.
You'll be seeing a lot more, so don't worry.


Ideal!



Yep, that's DAY-GLO 3, Zombies still 0






uuuuuhm, I think I'll leave now.



STRIP HARVESTING!!!
TAKE THAT, ENVIRONMENT!!


I'm almost there!


?????
Well, it's poetic, but makes no sense.


Fear not, for the luminescent warrior DAY-GLO is here!


Crap. DAY-GLO 3, Zombies 1

Zombies 2

Zombies 3

Zombies 4

Zombies 5

Come on, this time!!


YYYYEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


Damn right! The luminescent warrior is back!



DAY-GLO 4, Zombies 5 YEAH!


Quick, back to heal!


Oh, god, if he's harder than Janice...




Nope!



DAY-GLO 5, Zombies 5
All tied up...


Phew. Made it. That was a long and grueling journey.



Yay! How useful.
Ideal!


Sorry, I'm all out of fleeesh. Wait you wanted to battle?
Why didn't you say so?




Death! DAY-GLO 6, Zombies 5!


Well, at least the nature is still here...


Let's investigate the houses!




How delightfully disturbing...


We might as well...


Ideal!


Daddy! I think...


I'm gonna (row, row) fight the power!



awwww. What a let-down.


Unfortunately, yes.
I'm beginning to regret that name.



I hate it when people do that!
Die!




um, right. I'll be leaving now...




do what? do what? TELL ME!?


Oh, great. A phalanx of zombies.






I'm sorry I told you to die... I feel so guilty...
I couldn't even look in Wally's house...


He's really gone...


Oh well! On we go!
There's no yellow brick road.


Headed in the right direction, I think?


Not again.



Oh. Ideal!


I was just trying to talk to that lady! Where did you come from?


um, you're just a bug maniac with your net cut off.
You do know that, right?


Death.


Death!


Ideal!


Nope!


Have you only just noticed?
Well, I guess you are just a bug maniac...





It's ok, lady...
Oh wait, no it's not.
Nevermind! Byeee!



Interesting info, young one...


Ahh, the saltmeister, A.K.A Mr. Briny. He can help me!




Or not. How am I going to get to Dewford now?


You're in luck, 'cuz I'm packing HEADSMASH!



Death!



You do realise that I'm never going to talk to you again?



THERE WILL BE NO UNPICKED BERRIES EVER!


Well, into the forest. Wait. I can't venture in there with but one pokémon!
I need backup!


Perfect. Now all I need is a name...
Any takers?

[Kenpokid]

Hm
If it were male, I'd reccomend zIGGY.
...
Rather, I'll just go with another Super Mario World refference and say WENDY (caps optional) :x

[Roxasabridged]

You should totally call it Zigette.

[MichaelDj54]

Zigarette. Because he will likely cause DEATH.

[TheRkyeet]

Originally Posted by MichaelDj54

Zigarette. Because she will likely cause DEATH.

That one!! I like that reason.
Anyway, some micro-updates coming up due to a multitude of pokémon caught in Petalburg forest!!

[TheRkyeet]

Micro update no. 1!


I know what you're thinking;
"weeks of no replies, and finally he's back this better be good"
Well, it's not, so deal with it!
Although, more regular micro-updates are to come.

Here we goooooo!

Spoiler:

She'd better cause DEATH! Otherwise, I'm going to get a refund.


Time to explore! Wally's house...


Is empty! Except for this box....


Wait... is this a good idea?
I mean, there's not much in this game that's helped me so far...
what if... This box contains something very, very evil?


I don't think I can do it.



No, I'm going to leave.

Aaaw, puck it, let's go!

Tension builds....








What?

Yeah! (Don't say that I look stupid now...)


Hell yeah!


Still does NOT sound right.

wait... The box is still here! Maybe...

Ideal!

Several potions later...




OK, mister Larry! Where have I heard that before?
some sort of arcade game?


meh, nothing interesting.


Ideal!


Out of the obscure little exit that no-one ever takes...



Well, I'm sorry to hear that.


Sure, I have loads!



You know, there's a whole crate full of them, you really don't have to give me anything.
I should really stop trying to convince people not to give me stuff.
Bring on the free crap!


Score! wait, what?



Umm, sorry man, but I sort of have to-


Oh come on! I don't want to fight you!
Oh, well, let's see what Zigarette can do.


Death!


Double Death!


Cool. 'is all gurd.


Aaaaaaaand to end this micro-update, here is a Slakoth.
Female. Level 5. In need of a good name.
Please?

[560cool.]

Larrysa. Like, female Larry teh Looter. :-D
Anyways, you need bugger updates. Not 300+ pictures, just, like 60, but not 10.
I love commas

[TheRkyeet]

Originally Posted by 560cool.

Larrysa. Like, female Larry teh Looter. :-D
Anyways, you need bugger updates. Not 300+ pictures, just, like 60, but not 10.
I love commas

Ok, ok, you tell me a way of putting up more than ten images when I've just caught another one. Immediately afterwards.
I'm going to catch everything available in the game so far!
Apart from Silcoon/Cascoon. And maybe Poochyena.
And Wingull.
Definitely not Wingull.
But you get to choose the names!
Also, I am going to keep one of them in my immediate party based on the votes of the viewers.
So yeah, *micro* updates. (emphasis on micro) From here until I have caught Everything.
Except Wingull. Never Wingull. Not after that thanksgiving...

[560cool.]

Well, you should first play the storyline of that place, THEN go Pokemon hunting. :p

[Roxasabridged]

You should call the Slakoth 'Slakina'.

Because I suggested it.

[TheRkyeet]

Originally Posted by Roxasabridged

You should call the Slakoth 'Slakina'.

Because I suggested it.

OK! Larrysa it is! Just to spite you.

Anyway, on with

Micro-update 2!

Spoiler:

L-a-r-r-y-s-a... There. Into the PC you go.


OK, as someone suggested I'm going to have a go at the Petalburg woods storyline!!
uuuhm, can I help you, mr. Corpse?


[snigger] That's a statement. it should be something like;
The Paaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnn.......
Anyway.


It's coming closer!!!!


are you talking to me?
well, I guess I'm the only one here, so you must be talking to me.



Over my dead body!!
crap. I think that's his plan.
Oh well, Prepare for a fight!


Zabulon? after the famous leader of the Moscow Night Watch?


aaah, a worthy foe...


well, Zigarette was no match for him, but he was no match for HEADSMASH!


Yes, please!! Psybeam > Confusion.


Oh. It's immune to Sand tomb and Psybeam. What to do, what to do...


Crap.



Well, that failed. Time for some back-up, I think.


Ideal!


Any suggestions?

Well, it's between this, a (yet-uncaught) Shroomish or Skitty (yes, Skitty)
and Larrysa.

TAKE YOUR PICK!

[TheRkyeet]

OK, no one's replying, so it's called Griffith, and Larrysa is in the team. we're going to train to level ten and beat that Demon!