Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[BinaryPeaches]

Alright, so the old one died back in November, so it's time to bring it back! The game is simple: the person above says a wish, and the user below grants it. However, the wish isn't all exactly what the user above granted (it's corrupted). Then, the user makes their own wish for someone to corrupt!

Example:
User 1: I wish for an almighty Gyarados!
User 2: Granted, but the Gyarados only knows Splash. I wish for a new Black Version!
User 1: Granted, but then your DS breaks. I wish...

And so on and so forth.

Remember that all posts must be Pokemon Related.

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I wish for a Shiny Pokemon in my White Version!

[Forever]

Granted but then while you're cleaning out your PC box you accidentally release it.

I wish that it would stop raining in Unova.

[Wasen]

Granted but instead of rain comes the snow

I wish that they create a new Pokemon series about the manga books.

[Toujours]

Granted, but they draw it using fanart from the 6-10 age group of fans.

I wish I had a great competitive team.

[Keizar]

Granted, but you lost all your knowledge about Pokemon, so you cant use it to its fullest potential.

I wish I would catch my first Shiny soon.

[Sasuke.]

Granted, it's a Shiny Bidof. Level 100.

I wish I had more to do in Unova after the E4.

[miley810]

Granted
But its just to watch credits over and over while watching a sawk dance.

I wish I could beat pokemon black

[gunnerpow7]

Granted but instead of beating the game, you literally beat the game.... You were so happy about beating the game, you crushed it with your own two hands....

I wish for a fully filled National Dex

[Sasuke.]

Granted, but when you click on a pokemon to view it shows a question mark holder.

I wish I had my Gible. >.>

[BinaryPeaches]

Granted, but it can't learn the moves you want it to learn.

I wish for a Quiet Solosis with good IVs.

[mew_nani]

Too bad! Said Solosis is an unreleased Pokemon, and thus is unobtainable.

I wish my Absol was faster.

[Wasen]

Granted, but Absol was stunged by a Vespiqueen and are running around berserked.

I wish I could create my own gym in the next pokemon game.

[mew_nani]

Wish granted! It's a Glitch-type gym where you can't enter it, because the game will freeze if you do. :D

I wish somebody could mash Final Fantasy and Pokemon together. (Somehow.)

[النار]

Granted, but when you get to the shop it's sold out permanently.

I wish that I could get a copy of team Plasma's AWESOME outfit.

[mew_nani]

Wish granted! It's colored hot pink, though... :D

I wish certain Pokemon could wield weapons. (Actual weapons, like a sword or something.)

[النار]

Wish Granted, but they rust and break the second they're lifted up.

I wish that I could get a larger Pokemon Party...

[FlamingThunder]

Granted, the maximum is infinite. You caught lots of Pokèmon but now you'll have a hard time training them.

I wish Psychic types are overpowered =)

[mew_nani]

Granted! Psychic-Types are now strong enough to break the game just by using Confusion. Good luck training them!

I wish there was a Pokemon game in which you could go to any region you wanted.

[hiinotama]

Granted.
Too bad there's nothing left to visit since the tsunami crushed Japan all other regions.

i wish i had/knew how to build Bill's failed Teleport-machine-thing. XD;

[ChiKouu]

Granted, but it teleported you to the sun >.>

I wish I had a Duskull in real life.

[janel_23]

Granted but it escaped 10 seconds after you caught or have it.

I wish I can see what is Cubone's real face.

[BinaryPeaches]

Granted. You see it and wished you never did because then on you constantly had nightmares about it.

I wish for another Togekiss plush.

[mew_nani]

Granted! Too bad it's possessed by a Bannette... Good luck with that. :D

I wish my Deino was a Hydreigon already. :\

[PKMN Trainer Nick]

Granted, but then it won't follow you ever again.

I wish my Axew is shiny.

[pizzaz007]

Granted, but it now has an incurable poisoning

I wish my pokemon could level up more than one hundred