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Old March 19th, 2011 (03:29 PM).
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THA CLAAAAAAAAAAAW



Anyway, more entertanng episodes. >:3 Admittedly I don't have mah own copy of dis gbee just yet, but eventually when I fnd some money it'll be on tha queue of thngs I want ta do but shouldn't coz it will cause me ta git anothar plot bunny. xP
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Old March 25th, 2011 (05:48 PM). Edited March 25th, 2011 by bobandbill.
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Quote orignally posted by Giratna ♀:
THA CLAAAAAAAAAAAW



Anyway, more entertanng episodes. >:3 Admittedly I don't have mah own copy of dis gbee just yet, but eventually when I fnd some money it'll be on tha queue of thngs I want ta do but shouldn't coz it will cause me ta git anothar plot bunny. xP
Be cisful if you do buy one as appisntly some had issues wit even rememberng tha save file. =/ Glad you're still eenjoyng it though!

Anyways, onwards we go! Oh, and sound stuff might not work becaus ripway is all 'lol exceeded daily download limit' but appisntly 0 bytes were downloaded. ._. Anyone know of a better music file hostng site?



Part Six - Kelna Village!
Or rapng ta a lot of weird thugz and thngs who want bombs.

Spoiler:


So, uh, last time we were tald ta go ta dis othar tawn via tha natural transportation system of GIANT TREE. I guess we go n...?


Well that was excitng. Wonder if thay have any baseball thare?


Different tawn, sbee music. Dis is pretty much consistent.


Yes, we gathared as much from tha giant floatng sign above our heezees when we first entered.


Yep, I can see that tao, given all tha busy-ness around here.


Well, can it? Mah guess is yes - tha crazy, and tha crazier.


'Thare is two knds of electric monster? Thare is two knds of electric monster! Thare is two knds of electric monster... ~Thare is two knds or electric monster~
TWO! HAHAHA


Natural? What makes one natural? IS HALF OF YOU SECRETLY ROBOTS!?


...so no Baseball monster, how disappontng.


More fight!


What lazy thngs thay must be. 'Son, have you evolved yet?' 'I'll do it dis afternoooonnnn...' 'Don't make me come upstairs!' But how d-ya evolve tham?


So n othar words, do what Tebe Rocket did? Uh... I'm gong ta leave now.


LEAVNG


Oh?


...okay. A homey who you never saw befoe likes some sort of gat, GOOD TA KNOW.


Yep - how else would you git entertanment witout someone just walkng out of any old tree?


What d-ya mean, I just use one just fne... unless you mean thare's anothar one n which case that makes more sense. Nobody wants ta visit MUSA. =(


...that was quick?


So you were lyng? But what key and who or what is Alice aaaaaaaaa.


What is you even rapng bout tha thugz here make even less sense and want ta recreate Mewtwo agan =( And y-aw look weird tao.


Best hizouse ever, homeys. Let's try gong down...


Well, I was only-


=(


Oh hey, it's that annoyng person! Standng next ta TREASURE! However thay do not notice Bek, or just ignore his shouts of Baseball.


But thare's clearly one right behnd you, gosh. Why does everyone block everythng dis tawn sucks. =(


Oh hey, wild owl monster thngs here. Maybe we can try-


=( Even wit tha type advantage he ran! Monsters sometimes do that at low health.


Stary time! (After jumpng).


SANARBA... bootylicious nbee.


ADULTS MUST PAY N SOUL POWER. Also you surely mean 'here', not 'thare'. =(


No Bek, thay're not a Baseball tebe.


Wait... a pharmacy company discovered dis word?

I knew it. Dis is all coz of drugs.

Nothng much else of note is said besides Bek sezng that he is confused. Can't blbee tha kid. He is promptly advised ta 'try ta git more friends'. Oh, burn.


Oh not you agan.


Oh no!


...uh. That's Dawgstl, folks - gots a problem? No worries - he recommends givng yo friends BOMBS! That'll solve everythng! Remember it.

Thase random calls steadily git worse as you'll see. =p


Oh, dis sucks... let's go and look fo someone else ta rap tao-


AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS YOU GIT AWAY


GUMI'S A CREEPER =(


Yes, thank you, Not-Sandslash. Overkill is always a good way ta git rid of it. (Type advantage, yo). But god it has rolls of fat and


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


See, tha fat doubles as protection from attacks. =(


I bet you dis homey heard bout how we should give him a BOMB.


Yep, how bout that. Should we give him a BOMB?


No, I thnk a CLAW TA THA FACE is better. =(


More nterestng 'dex' entries.


Tha grass is now DIBEONDS. (No, really - runnng fast ta cut grass can fnd you dibeonds. Thay're worth more ball!)


Yeah, you do that. At least you're not a creeper or want bombs.


Yeah, so did I...whatever you is. Mni cyclone maybe?


Why is you askng meeeeeeee and obviously we can't enter coz he's - wait, he's a Gumi isn't he. =( No wonder nobody can enter wit that...thng n tha way!


Speakng of tha devil...


Search sounds... uh. Actually I want ta pick tha 'not rap ta you' option. Heck even baseball is nfnitely better!


'Hurr durr, losng is fun!'


...ok? Anyways when monsters call you thay may ask you questions. How you answer may gan or lose 'FD' which is happness I suppose. (Why FD is anyone's guess...FrienD?). Wnnng battles can also ncrease it. What it does is...uh...not clear.


Ok, so he's n charge I guess?


Oh no! Shock! Horror! Oh tha despair!


...I thought you just said...nevermnd.

Let's check tha shop first.




...Somethng looks off bout thase items...


Let me shoa you mah stabs.


Fo all yo Grim Reaper needs! And considerng how much money we have look how affodable dis stuff is! Bootylicious stuff fo kids.


Fun fo tha whole fbeily!


...uh.


Wait why is you callng me AGAN


...I be not makng dis up - I looked at tha bomb and than he calls me and decides ta tell me BOUT OTHAR FIRENDS OF HIS THAT WANT A BOMB. GOOD GRIEF.

DAWGSTL WHAT IS YO PROBLEM


What.

And than phone calls gots even more creepy.


Oh god you also know. Stap tryng ta sweet-rap yo way nta gittng a bomb!


No, pretendng ta be crazy or helpful ISN'T HELPNG YO CAUSE.


Not-Sandslash pops up ta warn us bout our bomb-lovng friends.

That'll do fo dis update - I'll try ta keep each one ta dis sort of size more often so it's easier fo me ta make an update. Tha next one might be relatively soon!
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Old March 28th, 2011 (12:51 PM).
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Oh lol, dis gbee is off tha hook :°D

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...I be not makng dis up - I looked at tha bomb and than he calls me and decides ta tell me BOUT OTHAR FIRENDS OF HIS THAT WANT A BOMB. GOOD GRIEF.

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Old April 9th, 2011 (07:17 AM).
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Oh lol, dis gbee is off tha hook :°D

X°°°°D
...Yes, it is. =p

And as nobody else posted (tha more tha merrier thugz ;p), I'll git onta tha next part! And a word of warnng - from here on n tha swearng n tha gbee starts gradually...and than very quickly sticks ta it a few parts down tha track. (!)


Part Seven - Search fo a Thief!
Or a lot of rapng ta someone and tryng ta fnd [Key]!

Spoiler:

So, last off we were ben warned by Not-Sandslash... you could sez that our bomb-lovng 'friends' is rathar, well-

Yes, well put, whoever is behnd that floatng text box.


Oh, it's anothar of...those thngs. Guess we ought ta rap ta it.


Bek sure does have a way wit words.


Not tha key! But I guess that's what was ben raped bout befoehand!
Gotsta like that it's not clear who's askng 'who did so'.


...Tha prisoner stale tha key? What prisoner?


Basically sums it up!


That's...real deep, dawg.


Yeah, you tell him, Bek!


Gosh, that's pretty pathatic of you.


See, even Bek jumps at tha pathaticness. Deal wit yo own problems!


Wait what.


God dben it Bek.


I mean... Well done, Bek!

But than agan given how weird thugz is here... wit our luck he'll just give us a bomb.


Guess we ought ta go fnd our thief. Bek, who d-ya thnk stale-


Well ok.


But Bek that is a monster I doubt he even has pockets fo a key.


See, no pockets!


Unfotunately SUKORI didn't quite thnk it had been a peaceful accusation.


Gotsta like veiled threats!


Clearly SUKORI knows which is tha bigger threat here - tha oversized ugly Jabba tha Hut.


Uh, I don't thnk it's a good idea ta bite...that thng...


Well dben.


Nor it seems bout what ta bite or not. Clearly not our thief than coz...well, he said so.


And than he disappears nta thn air. I guess one can assume he died of food poisonng.


Oh look, that annoyng person showed up! I just hope by 'leave it ta me' she isn't gong ta try and eat GUMI tao. =(




If you were referrng ta GUMI than we is also wonderng tha sbee thng.


Clearly Bek is none tao pleazed.


Quick, Bek, thnk up an excuse!


Well done, Bek.


Yes! Gong ta othar worlds promotes you ta tha rank of 'ordnary!'


Uh...well, you see...


Well put, Bek. He's 'missng', all right.


I like how tha gbee calls tha thief 'prisoner' despite tha fact on only becomes a prisoner when, you know, thay're caught, not befoe. Unless we're rapng bout some poor confused curry worker who escaped and tried ta use tha key ta git tha hell away from dis place... sez Miyor, how do we git back?


Fat load of help you is. =( And yes, we said tha sbee thng when he bit GUMI.


"You know tha type - someone who has a moustache, evil laugh, a key and dislikes baseball, fo nstance. That's always suspicious!"


Ah yes, so thare is.


Is that so! It's funky ass when Miyor is actually ben helpful.


'somethng happened', how specific.

After ben thanked by Bek fo ben of big help:


Oh snap agan! Implyng Bek is not a good pal here, and than tellng him ta move.


And jumpng fo extra measure! =o


Pleazedonrapboutbombspleazedonrapboutbombspleazedonrapboutbombs....


Tha left option really does make sense - we've no idea what he is rapng bout! Hurrah fo random phone quizzes.


I... guess? And what is dis Resu option?


Hurrah? Uh, let's just rap ta that guard.


Dis is soundng rathar like a religious cult...


...Is you ok?


Ta place emphasis on his not-okayness he jumps... and than dis tune starts up!


Just n case tha followng screenshot didn't give it away, you know.


I like how he said 'shut up' when Bek has really said nothng ta him. That and his choice word thare.


And he contnues ta rbeble ta himself.


Ooh, and now Bek is tha 'dbened homey'... and he still wants ta shut him up.


Ways n advance?


Oh.


I hate all of you GUMIS. =(

Normally that level would be of a worry, but given it's a 2-on-1 battle n our favour...

...and we have Not-Sandslash...



...who has a type advantage...


It's a fun one-sided battle lastng one turn. \o/


Maybe, but you didn't, so.


No.


Curses, he escaped under tha veil of tha text screen agan! And look, a phone call! It's from Sungki as usual.


KAKUZATA had done sth. !?!? Oh dear!


Uh, firstly you're rapng ta Bek, Sungki, so you can refer ta him directly. And d-ya mean 'where Bek is' or 'lived'? I'm nclned ta thnk tha fomer, but well, it's telefang! English good not!


And havng entered tha cave, we'll end dis here! Battles and random phone calls await n tha next update!
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Old April 9th, 2011 (08:01 AM).
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Maan, dis gbee. xDD;;
I remember playng it as a kid. And lovng it. xDDD;;
Dis LP buggine me crack up unbelievably hard.
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Old April 15th, 2011 (06:47 AM).
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Hey bro, git an Osoe, tran it ta an Armory. Trust me, you'll thank me later.
Osie, right? Actually.. I never actually used Kuribute befoe beyond tha 2nd place so I thnk I'll stick wit him wit dis runthrough. Besides Armory (which I have used befoe) didn't strike me as tha bootyliciousest ta be honest. =/
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I remember playng it as a kid. And lovng it. xDDD;;
Dis LP buggine me crack up unbelievably hard.
Glad it beuses. =) Cheers fo postng!

Next update is likely ta be next week sometime. (ie easter break).
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Old April 26th, 2011 (06:29 PM).
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So it's Easter-ish so let's do dis! Blbee PC downtime fo tha delay. I know I do! =D

Part Eight - Kelna Cave
Or Learnng bout Peach Boi and KAKUZATA
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So, we're n - let's go and- at that pont I gots a phone call wit more questions. I was lucky ta save tha gbee befoehand - certan phone calls is always n a specific order so dis keeps repeatng no matter which one calls me. Hence I could explore all tha options and what is said fo each one!


Dis is a [question]! Yes No

But who tha frell is Peach Boi? Is he rapng bout dis?
Spoiler:


Well uh, let's sez yes.


Abuh. Is Peach Boi a Glutnous millet bun what.

Tha answer btw is yes. (Different e-monster askng dis time)

Dwell on that fo a bit.

And if we said no ta that...statement bout it hearng a stary bout Peach Boi:



Now that's just rude. =(


And than he asks us anothar 'question' bout Peach Boi despite sezng we do not know. Uhhhh...

Yes:
Spoiler:


Turtledove what.

No:
Spoiler:


I'm not even sure of what I be supposed ta sense!


Possibly tha most confusng part of tha gbee dialogue-wise.


Noooo we don't need any more crazy questions! AAAAAAA


I don't know anymore I thnk mah bran is bleedng.


What, is Peach Boi here?


Wait, what?


Thare's more than one of thase KAKUZATA? Oh dear.


RODANSA - he's Cool!


Hurrah fo a 2-on-1 battle. Just as well we gots OSIE n tha cave tao, coz anythng else takess 3 turns ta reach us! When RODANSA has tha type advantage, that's pretty significant.


And hence tha battle is easy!


From here nearly every 'traner' battle results n you gittng a phone number.


Whatever you sez, religious cult member.


What is it? I wish I knew tao...


Hey, you don't know eithar!


Le sigh. What is thay even anyway? Aliens? Cosplayas?


Quick and easy provided you've done a bit of grndng befoehand. Not that we needed more owls though.

Movng onwards!


You should tatally quit and just let me past witout a battle.


Yes, it is troublesome-


Yet he still battles.


Owls everywhere! We now have all tha owls. ALL OF THAM.


"First election, is you half study half work,". I'm sure he's tryng ta tell me somethng, but what?


I suppose Not-Sandslash counts as a thng.


Not more of tham!


Wait, pals? If you mean those owls you can have tham, I already had tha phone number of one and frankly one is more than enough. Stupid bomb-lovng thng...


Clearly havng someone's phone number is serious busness!


And so we meet tha angry starfish.


Now thay start havng more than one creature! However thairs takes a few turns ta arrive, and as type advantages come nta play...


We wn befoe tha othar arrives, and hence end tha battle early.


...let's just move on than, shall we?


I guess you mean tha homey above you who I just beat up...?


How witout grbemar?


"Tha land of baseball!"


It's a dnosaur! A Cowardly one, but he has pants!


Similar stary - easy battle, ended befoe tha othar creature arrives.


But than why does it seem like he is wearng pants...? And how does that even work - pockets on tha feet? Dawg, biology sure screwed up a lot of thngs around here.


We defeated tha competition? Can we not save tha day anymore? Maybe tha exit is onwards...


Curses!


Oh look, tha bomb lovng friend has returned, and dawgaged ta git tha ]tags[ wrong as well. But look, a question even Bek can answer!


It seems tha gbee suddenly turned nta Baseball Trivia - now wit extra owls.


"And by bat, I mean [Bomb]."

Anyways now we can contnue-


Curses agan!


Imagne yo tawn or village or whatnot suddenly overrun overnight by KAKUZATA...whatever thay is. =(


Try catchng some proper grbemar first. OH!


C'mon, I was only kiddng.


Dawg, thase homeys sure is sensitive.


Oh cool, a scorpion! And somethng that has decent defence as well, notably!


It has scissors!? =o


Yes, I'm sorry tao. Sorry that I've had ta beat up all of thase...thngs. Whatever thay really is.


I understand tha first part - dis village is important location-wise and so he wants ta have power here... only than it breaks down at tha end. Or does he only want ta vote that badly? I don't even. Sounds like crazy politician rap agan.


Rbeble all you like, you're still gong ta lose.

Sez, OSIE, maybe you'd like ta do somethng n dis battle! Not-Sandslash is dong all tha work here -what can you do?


Oh god what is you donggggggg


I don't blbee you, PUNIKA. =(

Note that ben afraid is basically a status n tha gbee - rathar like ben frozen n tha Pokemon gbees. However on tha turn you 'stap ben afraid' you still can't do anythng. Yay broken moves!


PUNKIA is quickly persuaded ta jon us.


???


I can't wn TABASUKO. Aww. Like all tha othars he fades away after spoutng his engrish.


Oh well, maybe dis set of stairs leads us closer ta TABASUKO or tha exit or somethng. As long as its not tha way ta Peach Boi. I might just eat that millet bun.


Oh hey it's curry homey. I knew a politician was lurkng bout!


Why ndeed? Wait, is dis Bek sezng dis, questionng tha fact that Mr Curry is suddenly here? Wow.


...I guess I'll let Bek go thare?


Rbeble rbeble and than a swear!


Even Bek is shocked!


I thnk Bek had enough of KAKUZATA.


Our politician dislikes dis allegation!


Give it ta me you sure will!


Why is that [even n brackets?]


Eithar he's a wimp or TABASUKO said that she disliked curry. Oh well, we're almost thare!


That was quick! TABASUKO must be n tha next room - let's see what she is dong!


Uh... jumpng bout like crazy?


I guess that explans it?


She'll not be just a wodawg - she'll be a wodawg heezee! =o


She sure is excitable... ._.


Not seen - Bek jumpng. But hey, she remembers his nbee!


One - he won tha election n his hometawn election. Dis redundancy is redundant!
Two - thay're married/related!? Yet he is referred ta as Mr NERIKARI so thair nbees is different... uh.
Three - why should he be not underestimated anyways!?


...is it?


Oh, she callng fo help. Typical.


What is that supposed ta mean? Is she referrng ta herself? Does she thnk Bek is evil? Or is Bek rapng? Thng is he did not jump than aaaaaaaa.

Dis gbee is confusng.


See? Logic falls ta pieces!




Why hello thare, snake wit arms.


Good news - we currently have tha advantage.

Bad news - if we can't knock out that snake befoe tha othars arrive it's a 2 vs 3 battle n her favour.


Thanks fo tha advice!


Ew, that's just mean! Git him, Not-Sandslash!


Wat. No, missng is bad!


And than he one-hits OSIE. =( Looks like we're-


And than Not-Sandslash one-hits him back?


Hurrah fo tha quickest and yet most murderous battle thus far?


Yeah, I'm surprised tao!


Sorry.


She than jumps up and down a lot ta place emphasis on dis fact. You know, n case it wasn't obvious enough.


"Tha BOOTYLICIOUSEST heezee n all of tha heezees n tha land!"


She runs off and never reappears agan.

No, really, that's it from her n tha gbee. But hey, we now have tha key ta tha tree! Now we can go...somewhere else!


Yay, I suppose!


Yay agai-wait.

...


Yes, well put, Not-Sandslash. Remember: you didn't see anythng.


I like how he's not sure of who he is any more.


How did he know what we just did?


Hnt hnt. I suppose MUSA tald him ta tell us ta go help everyone else fo him...

But that'll wait fo tha next update!
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Wow, you weren't kiddng bout tha curry, huh?

I was laughng out loud most of tha way through dis, especially tha recent parts. Engrish such as dis offends me more than most, so I found it hilarious. I thnk tha best part was tha, ah . . . 'Glutnous millet bun'. Mah reaction was most similar ta yos on that pont.
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Ah, glorious memories of playng dis confusion-nducng gbee rushng back nta mah mnd. How I cried tears of joy after beatng dis gbee. I really git a good laugh readng yo LP. Keep it up
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Old May 19th, 2011 (05:36 PM).
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Yay fo uni delayng stuff! Let's reply ta comments and try tha next update, y/y?
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I really lol'd when osie used his attack. xD
And tha grbemar knda confuses me at sometimes.
Osie is surprisngly terrifyng. =( And telefang english helpng littles.
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Wow, you weren't kiddng bout tha curry, huh?
Nope!
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I was laughng out loud most of tha way through dis, especially tha recent parts. Engrish such as dis offends me more than most, so I found it hilarious. I thnk tha best part was tha, ah . . . 'Glutnous millet bun'. Mah reaction was most similar ta yos on that pont.
I imagne it was. XD Glad it buggine you laugh!
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Ah, glorious memories of playng dis confusion-nducng gbee rushng back nta mah mnd. How I cried tears of joy after beatng dis gbee. I really git a good laugh readng yo LP. Keep it up
Thanks - I hope dis'll give you more n tha way of laughs and confused nostalgia. =p


Part Nne: Off ta Alice!
Or a lack of good judgement and more questionable NPCs.

Spoiler:


So last time we were tald ta keep gong. I guess we should tell that homey we gots tha key back. And defnitely not mention those revolvers.




What discussions? And I solved those problems! Keep wit tha times...whatever you is!


Who is 'he'? Typical NPCs makng little sense.


Is it a ticket out of dis place?


Refom rided?


I guess thay is like P-rideds...?


Bek somehow knows (despite never havng been here befoe) that thase rideds is tha way ta evolve stuff. Uh.... And yet he doesn't want ta takes tham although that's not necessarily a bad idea...


'Don't let yo conscious git ta you - thase magic rideds is so cool! And shny!'


Bek is showng a surprisng lack of morals here.


Yes, thay should. Wit somethng better. >:[ All we gots fo beatng up a whole group of politicians as thanks were two rideds.


I don't know what dis way is, but I sure like tha sound of that!


Meanwhile Not-Sandslash levelled up, yay. Not half-bad fo dis stage of tha gbee tbh. Anyways, let's git out of here and ta tha next place. I want some food.


I guess it worked? But...why is tha tree n a buildng anyway? True stary - n mah first ever playthrough I was terribly confused on where ta go coz of dis fact - I buggine tha mistakes of lookng fo a tree like everyone said I should do. Key lesson - never trust anyone here!

As a beside, you may notice tha screenshot is darker - Telefang has a day-night system! Not half-bad n fact.


Bah.


No.


Tha Miss...?


Cue image of a person stuck n a fnger rng shoutng fo help. God dben bears! But appisntly tha answer is A...


Yes, such thoughts never occurred ta mahself eithar, tbh...

Hey, is that a ufo n tha sky?


Dis is how switchng yo 'dawg e-monster' works. Thay git abducted by aliens and fly off only ta be replaced by...wait a second...


GODDBENIT I guess thare's no gittng around it - he wants his BOMB. =( And now we have a rided that evolves stuff...


...Is you sure you want ta evolve, sraper owl?


WHAT HAVE WE DONE!?


...wait, what?

After all that buggng it only gives you some experience. Sure, it sounds like he gots a lot...than you look at tha number at tha tap thare and see that it gave him 24, possibly less if dis one taok part n any battles. =/ Enough ta go up one level, but although some items do evolve creatures, dis one did not.

Dis is stupid let's just go ta Alice already.


It's so hip and happenng!


Excitement! Where's tha shops so we can eat some fish?


Okay sheesh.


Maybe thay don't like fish?


Hmm, no shop or sea here...


What a funky ass welcome! Maybe you're one of tha sane ones who didn't drop out of english classes?


Yay! I thnk!


Dis Frankensten's Monster lookalike fellow however...


Hey thare!


Now, see, dis homey's sentence makes more or less enough sense thus far...


Followed Vigna...? Trees live where? N tha sea? Um.


What a borng hizouse. =( Where's that shop!?


Well is thare a food shop?


Yay, a tawn wit no shop. Oh well, let's rap ta random thugz! Might as well be friendly and all that jazz!


Well hi! =D


:<

I dislike dis place.


And you're plan unhelpful. Way ta state tha obvious and what we've already been tald!


Oh joy, anothar phone call.


Firstly, he refers ta MUSA as a presbyter. If you don't know what that is:
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Secondly...MUSA wants a propeller?


ALL HAIL BISHOP MUSA



He heard fishng a lot!


Why is that?


His rbeblng may seem silly and whngy, but I assure you he's not kiddng bout that part.


...okay...


Well if thay looked at you, Mr. Frakensten's Monster, I don't blbee tham. No offense.


...you wanted ta eat tham? Good grief.


Whatever you sez, rapng hizouse.


'Is good one, mah friend just dis one.' Powerful wordng!


Maybe you also wanted ta eat him? See, fish I'll eat, but electric monsters...yeah, no.


Oh hey a friend of Bek's appisntly!


What knd of a nbee is Wunan, firstly? And Bek sure gots friends all right - all by tellng Not-Sandslash ta beat tham ta a pulp until thay gave us thair phone number.


Oh no Bek git out of thare he wants yo rided! Anyone callng you cool has a secret ulterior motive!


NO


That's rathar rude. =(


"Dis [sea hole] was very histaric! So much that nobody has ever seen it."


Nah, it's not like thay live thare or anythng!

That's enough Alice Tawn thugz let's try gong east a bit.


=o Thay have Po-po here!? Let's tell tham bout MUSA.


Wow, uh... Actually I don't thnk thay'd be of much help. Tha brans n our heezees should also be takes good cis of!

Nside tha hizouse someone tells us that thay protect tha woods and that it is thair heezeequarters. Yay.


...Good ta know?


Cool, let's go check it out-


It's a pnk Octarok?


A friendly one!


Hurrah fo type advantages n our favour.


And now we have dis thng's phone number. As long as he doesn't ask fo bombs I guess?


???
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ITS HAIR RECEPTARS CAN MOVE ANYTHNG!!!


I would, but yo text boxes is blockng mah view of it. =( I bet he hid treasure thare! Spill tha beans!


You suck.

I suppose we can try ta swim thare? Let's go ta tha beach!


Hey, we can't enter tha water! Dis sucks. Maybe dis homey sittng here can help us?


No, that's just Bek. He's a random kid, not a dawg! Funny that he only noticed us when we raped ta him.


See? Bek's no dawg, he's tryng ta run away-wait.

Nowhere ta escape? But you just cbee from above...uh.


Will our hero be eaten by tha e-monster from tha sea? Will Bek dawgage ta git past that nvisible wall and escape from tha thng that looks like a lbep from behnd? WILL ANY FISH EVER GIT CONSUMED!?

Fnd out n tha next update!
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Eww ndeed... I apologise fo that than. =p

Also next update n a week at best coz uni assessments everywhere. >_< On tha flip side, tha next part is basically tha most memorable part of tha gbee imo! I be sure dawgy who have played tha gbee befoe agree.
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Is it just me or is dis gbee a series of bisly connected events occurrng n somethng even native Engrish speakers would fnd hard ta decipher?
That is a pretty large possibility, true.
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Also:

If you thnk that's sridey...wait until we encounter tha homey's evolutions. =(

Anyways, Telefang now proudly presents...

Part Ten: THA SEA
Or a guide ta rememberng it.
Spoiler:


So last off Bek was ben a wuss and failng ta escape from a sea e-monster coz 'Nowhere ta escape!'. Somehow.


Yes, Bek, yes it is.


Or, well, ok ta jump at any rate.


You heard tha blue foul-mouthad vase-like sprite, Bek. Wonder what he wants ta tell Bek, besides 'stap ben stupid'.


...as one does. But he has a pont - someone mentioned that thare's no shop here.

Spoiler:

Well, tried ta sez as much anyway.


Fne, we'll pay attention ta you.


Well what's n it fo us?


...So if we don't than we can't go swimmng here.

Normally you'd have ta go all tha way back ta first village ta buy tha 'gbee machne' fo him. Luckily way back beyond tha fourth wall n tha 3rd part we already did that!

Spoiler:

See?



I guess we might as well. It didn't even have batteries.


Here, you sea e-monster, I hope you enjoy it.


Wait no why is you jumpng on it.


Why would you break it gosh that cost me foty balls! (It really did!) That's as dawgy as four tens, and that's terrible.


...fne, play it tha way you want ta.


Hello thare, Not-Vaporeon.


And...why did you give us dis?


And than he disappears. Appisntly we is supposed ta call him ta be able ta go swimmng.


Thay sure do. Than thay swear at you, ask fo presents and jump on tham befoe givng you thair phone number.


Well screw you Not-Vaporeon, we can swim - err, walk n tha ocean ourselves! Maybe we'll call you if we git n a battle.



Tha tune is not that bootylicious here, but oh well.

So thugz said tha sea e-monsters were angry-


...wait, what? Go two steps and suddenly I...sez what agan?


But I don't even want a tree!


...well I guess a battle it is. Let's call that homey up than.

But Not-Sandslash, why did he sez those thngs?


WHYYYYYYY


Good retaliation, Not-Sandslash.


Maybe he knows?


Sometime n battles, you'll git called by tha creatures you call up, and thay'll give you a message. Fo some reason it cuts short unless you mash tha A buttan really quickly and have snoopa-hyper-fast readng skills. Tha gist of it though is 'lol I'm gong ta be late' and thay don't show up fo a few more turns. Most annoyng!

And dis homey always does dis. I bet he is tao busy jumpng on his gbee. >:[


However Not-Sandslash is very good at killng sea (water) types, so thase battles is easy.


And than he disappears.

And...that's what happens n tha sea. You walk bout (coz swimmng is borng n tha ocean), git shouted at by random monsters bout trees and than thay swear and shout 'remember it!'.


And just ta put tha icng on tha cake tha bomb-lovng homey decides ta call me agan! I'm not sure why I'm gittng so dawgy calls from him...


Mah bran, it is meltng.


Luckily tha wild random encounters (ie battles not caused by someone shoutng at you) don't nvolve swearng.


Translation - 'I accidentally tha directions so I'm gong ta be late! :D'. Oh well, we can beat dis homey tao witout-


AAAAAAA


IS YOU OKAY NOT-SANDSLASH


I can't blbee you thare.

What just happened is why Dawgtea is actually a pretty nterestng e-monster. That move is called SHOUT which basically gives tha status of (ben) 'afraid' ta tha opponent which renders tham unable ta do anythng.

Although tha effect is only temporary...


...that n itself takess up a whole turn. It's a nasty move, although wonderful if you abuse it yoself. =D


FNALLY whyever is you late!?


Well than don't jump on yo flipper next time, gosh.

What moves d-ya have anyway?

BITE does mnor dbeage as dis homey's attack sucks, COLDGAS is a lbee status and RESUME is mnor healng.

Well you're borng. We don't really need you anyways as Bek can appisntly walk on water.


Not-Sandslash can kill stuff n one hit anyway here!


Oh hey he was also a high level AND gave us his phone number. Excellent. You is our new best friend, pnk tentacle cow thng.

Thase sea e-monsters is not that bad after all!


I spoke tao soon.


Why won't you listen ta me!? I don't want yo stupid trees.


Pontless tryng ta reason wit thase homeys. Dis one is pretty poor defensively.


I don't want ta remember that! =(


AAAAA GO AWAY


Overkill is always funky ass. (Thay don't even have 64 HP never mnd 128).


Yaaaaaay lots of stat boosts dis time around.


Why does everyone keep sezng that?


You homeys suck.


FISHDAWG.

No, seriously, just look at that thng fo a moment. Than turn away. Back ta Fishdawg.


Unfotunately, he's also weak.


And rude like tha othars.


Meanwhile n 'othar reasons why DAWGTEA is cool'!


Essentially it can hide and avoid ben hit fo a turn or few. Knda pontless if it's on its own as it can't attack durng hidng, but potentially useful if you have it n a tebe and tha opponent tried ta attack it.


You suck, SHAWTYIAO(B). (Whyever it shortens thair nbee n battles is beyond me).

Now, I COULD repeat what happened here over and over besides tha nterestng parts throughout dis whole trip, or I could give you tha condensed version of what happens.

I'm optng fo tha latter.


Dis lne sums up Bbeu Sea basically!

So I spent a bit of time grndng. Not that I had much choice:


=(

Some weren't very bright though.


???

After that straightfoward battle though:


Wait, what? Well... let's do it!




SO EXCITNG


AOKUTERU! Tha...taller pnk elephant tentacle thng!

More stats is ganed wit evolution and sometimes new/replaced/renbeed moves. It's generally useful ta have yo creature evolve.


What useful advice shall we git now?


...


Now, at one pont n THA SEA, you can go eithar right or left. Tha fomer leads you dis dis door (n tha middle of tha ocean mnd you) which is locked. Oh well, time ta backtrack a bit.


Durng that we gots dis homey's help tao!


I can't sez I know exactly how that works...


Gong ta tha left leads you up ta dis homey.


beazngly he doesn't rbeble at you bout fogittng pan from wounds and whatnot! Dis homey is basically tha funky assst homey you will meet here.


Ignorng tha fact that thare's a tree n tha middle of tha ocean and tha completely left-field-ness of dis bit of news (what homey?), a bit of thought can possibly explan tha rantng of everyone else - thay naturally assume you were tha homey who was gong ta go wood-choppng. Fo some reason.


...and Bek seems ta have a swollen ego now. T mildew if you remember is a term fo thugz who use 'e-monsters well' - basically good traners here. But Not-Sandslash has done all of tha work, Bek, not you. Besides:
Spoiler:


You're a coward Bek.


Appisntly tha othar homey, whoever he is, is pretty good. Not good news fo Bek.


At least Bek knows tha right question ta ask here.


Tha jump is fo tha fact dis homey realises Bek has allowed himself ta agan be tha hero of tha day. What luck fo him! You'd thnk Bek would have figured dis out by now.


...so I guess that door has tha tree behnd it. But how do we unlock it? =/ Remember Bek, we don't have a key fo it and it was certanly locked.


*facepalm*


No, that's ben lazy of you and also avoidng tha issue. Tha 'usual way' is locked and you clearly don't have tha key or you would have given it ta us. Besides, dis is a piece of cake!






That showed him what a piece of cake was. Now tell us already what ta do if you're tao lazy ta do it yoself already, witout lyng.


Oh, NOW he sez it's difficult! How bout that.


Wait cave I though we were rapng bout savng a tree?


...Okay...


Nterestng choice of password if I do sez so mahself.


Everyone depends on Bek - he is tha world's buttmonkey!

Well I guess we should check out that hizouse that needed a password than! Ta git ta a cave...fo some reason. Dis gbee sure likes ta skip over tha details.


Blah blah password let us n already.


Translation - press A fo no reason befoe walkng n!


But I was just n tha sea!


Floatng island...? Wait, I though you'd just takes me ta tha place-




And than Bek seriously trips out, as tha onslaught of engrish fnally takess its tall on him.




THA SEA is contnued n tha next update, whenever that'll be! Did that make much sense ta anyone when tha wound heal? You sez it agan! Remember it!
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Aw, clearly nobody wanted ta remember it. =p Ah well, here's tha next part! Not that long but eh.

Part Eleven: Enter BOUNDARY
Or that homey wit a really good thame tune who hates trees.
Spoiler:





Last we were teleportng away...somehow. Wherever shall we end up?


Oh, dis place. I guess we can go nta tha cave thare now!


A strange pot/buttan...thng is nside, next ta a coffn? Huh. Jump on tha buttan, Bek, maybe we can make a thng happen.




Suddenly music! I'm not sure why it plays here and hardly anywhere else (if ever!) but...well, thare it is.


I don't know how standng on a buttan makes tha gate an ocean away open, but let's not question it! Let's go back outside than - standng on tha coffn probably won't help us. (But who's tellng us tha gate is open...?)


Hell ta you tao, Sungki? You seem unsure of yo nbee?


No.


...And that's all Sungki wanted ta sez, and Bek doesn't even answer befoe tha call ends. Abuh. I wanted ta see Sungki's reaction ta wikipedia sezng Mildew is a type of fungus. =(


LOOK SPARKLES


Standng on tha magical sparkly island simply makes tha teleportation sequence happen agan and takess us ta tha beach.


See? Not very excitng. Nor is tha trip back ta tha antenna tree gate - I trust you remember what happened n tha sea.




Anyways, we git thare and...tha music cuts out. Huh. And than a phone call!


"Sorry bout hangng up befoe, I dropped tha phone n a tailet."


Oh boi... Mr Bek, I like startng every sentence wit yo nbee. I'm also wonderng why Sungki is usng tha plural thare (you'll see why that's odd n a sec...) and how he knows dis anyway! And "let's hide?" He's far away!


Wait what?


SUDDENLY A SWOOSH SOUND


And than dis homey jumps off and lands.



Meet tha rival!...Okay, well, "rival". He has one of tha best music thames n tha gbee though!


Well, hi thare! I see yo nbee is also partial ta CAPITALISATION. (Why is Bek and Sungki immune ta dis?)


...wait, what? Okay I guess dis is tha homey who wants ta chop down trees.


Bek dislikes dis!


'What is it'? What is what, Bek?


N othar words - 'we don't need thase magical livng portals ta othar parts of tha world!' Or, well, we don't need thng like that anyway.


An alternate translation of Bek's jump.




I guess so!


A real you!!


Than his e-monster lands. Not-Sandslash, why can't you fly?


Woah suddenly perspective of tha rival n an overly-pic fashion!

...Dawg, no offence, BOUNDARY, but... you ugly. =(


Also it does not match his sprite that vest-or-whatever was white and black. =/


Dis actually looks knda cool though!


He's Knd Sky. y!

...Oh bugger that means he's strong aganst Not-Sandslash. He's also stronger than any of our monsters n level.



Time ta pont out a flaw n Telefang - despite havng evolved pnky's nbee redawgs tha sbee as his first stage's nbee...rathar than dis:

Anyways!



Tha othar two monsters arrive straightaway, and hence you might, wit it ben a 3-on-1 battle n our favour, thnk dis will be an easy battle.


Hahahaha....nope.


And despite havng a type disadvantage, Not-Sandslash is tha hardest-hittng out of tha e-monsters on our side. Well bugger.


And thare goes him, coz ANJIOSI is faster than everythng else and thus can move twice befoe tham at times!


Luckily dis homey is on our side - time ta exploit tha broken status system!


I can't sez I blbee him thare fo ben afraid.


Although he usually recovers tha turn after, it takess tha full turn...


Allowng BANLES - whatever it is - ta attack...


While we show that tha best way ta wn a fight is ta have a pnk elephant-wit-tentacle creature shout very loudly at tha opponent!


Almost thare!


Luckily pnky here is also surprisngly bulky.


Unfotunately, he dawgages ta miss. Wit tha attack 'hit'.

A few more misses and hits endured though, and:


\o/ I will sez that I was knda lucky that SHOUT worked as much as it had n tha battle though - usually dis is quite a taugh battle (unless you specifically tran some e-monsters which would have had a type advantage).


And than our opponent disappears, but not BOUNDARY.


Where's tha full stap or exclbeation mark? =(


Bek agrees.


"Just over-sized strange lookng creatures wit phones!"


Dis sez somethng bout Bek's othar friends...


BOUNDARY seems slow ta catch on.


...Yes, you lose taday.


Than he uses tha tree ta leave. I guess if he can't chop it down, he might as well use it? Anyways we now will not see Boundary fo half a gbee. No, really. Bootylicious rival, huh?


Bek realises BOUNDARY stale his wallet.


Dis is basically becomng a catch-phrase, isn't it.


...But...okay, first he tells us that dis homey was comng somehow and now goes back ta 'durr hurr what's gong on over thare'.


Bek has dawgy more jumps ta make n tha future of dis gbee. Dawgy, dawgy more.


I wonder if Boundary had brought an [AXE]?


Gotsta love Sungki - 'that sucks but hey you should go visit dis city!!!' And...what guards?


And than he hangs up.


Well it's not like we have anythng better ta do! Check out that nbee of tha city btw... yeesh.


So concludes dis part! Tha next contans a lot of shops and a competition! Excitement!


(Tha YOU'RE KILLNG THA TREES image is from hiimdaisy comics, yo).
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Bootylicious chapter it was a well worth read.
Glad you enjoyed!

Oh, and if tha music files don't work pleaze let me know coz I couldn't check coz of dis ficky nternet connection.

Part Twelve: Tha City of Shops
Or...well, a lot of shoppng and acquirng tha killer pony.

Spoiler:


Let's check out dis place...


You can tell when tawns look tha sbee ta each othar. Sbee sort of grass, path, etc so far fo each one! It's also gots tha sbee overworld thame... although that's not necessarily bad coz it's a catchy thame. And oh look, it's one of those politician thugz. =|


No Bek, don't rap ta him it's a trap!


>_<


Doesn't look like thay gathared here.


Bek sure is excited bout tha fungi gatharng! Notice how Not-Sandslash is keepng his distance from tha two.


(What's tha rule than?). Anyways, I don't thnk it's that funny. =/


Screw tha foest, we can have our large battles between creatures wherever we pleaze! Although I be sceptical bout havng a telephone battle thare. =/


...Come out?


Maybe it just means 'jump'.


Well done fo havng that nbee? "Congratulations, you sure earned it."


Dis just comes off as weird personally, tha way Bek is declarng his happness. I bet it's dis politician's fault. =(


I like how he ignored tha question.


Hmm, just maybe, Bek, just maybe...

Spoiler:


As a note, why do thay have different coloured hats....?

However Bek staps dwellng on dis and nstead GOES SHOPPNG. Coz tbh thare's not that much of nterest here and tha competition serves very little - well, nothng - ta tha confusng plot here.


.

A technology-thamed stare! Othar gadgits nclude Video, Computer and Mouse. Not very nterestng and one wonders why you can buy tham when you cannot use tham yoself.


As a mnor note, a red-hat homey now appears n tha green-hat pollie's place! Abuh. But a phone call...?


...No, not really?


Thay must be tao busy tellng Bek ta git more friends or chasng political cisers.


...STARM wants a computer. Right.

But how bout that - look at a computer n a shop, and thay call you bout it just like wit tha bomb. Dis never happened befoe when I played tha gbee, I'm pretty sure. =/


Maybe Bek is not tha only one who is SO STAKED bout a phone competition.


More engrish, pleaze.


Bootylicious competition. But he doesn't quite tell tha truth - everyone else n tha competition just stands still and waits fo you ta battle. =/

Let's look at that othar shop!


Ma-gat? Machne gat.


Dis sure is a strange shop. Machne gats, Sabres...


...Why is dis n tha shop.


MUSA probably already has one himself.


Yeah, I'll just buy thase, thanks.


Easy n what way? Did he give you tha wnnngs?


Ris thngs!? Like what, tha Guide ta Speakng English Good? Clearly dis homey already has that coz his sentence is all right, but tha previous person...he needs it n dis way.


Yay pontless hizouses.


Tha Politicians! But... [Clean vote]?


How specific.


"Wit dis, even you can be a nnja!"


Battery...fo what?


More of thas P-rideds. Thay're actually good fo grndng fo exp later on n tha gbee but not so much now.


I guess it's better than a shop sellng machne gats...


Tha owl's nbee shows up agan!


Ah, tha usual NPC-blocks-tha-next-route ploy. Wit extra engrish. I guess we will over tha competition befoe go aheezee from here by pass through than.


And dis homey confirms that that way ben blocked is what we will go by after tha competition. It takess us ta Palan.


Thanks, random e-monster!


Boi I sure be excited by thase phone calls.


I bet he's a advertiser. Not a very convncng feature fo a new phone though - that's it?

As fo tha fourth shop:

I hope it's just a tay crane. You know, nstead of a real one... Actually a real one would be knda cool ta have. Unfotunately tha tire is as big as tha crane. At least thase is nbeed normally, but...


What tha frell is a Tsita.


So much fo moon rock or stane or whatnot - no, tha translation is Luna.

One would be fogiven fo fogittng dis is a gbee bout makng monsters fight fo you by gittng thair phone number.

Nobody else sez anythng of nterest here and so we go nta tha foest!


So much fo takng a shortcut. At least tha Engrish here is consistent...?

Now, you can encounter wild e-monsters here befoe takng on tha competitars (which helps coz thay can come ta tha battle straightaway nstead of 2-3 turns or more ta just arrive. Grndng is a good idea though coz of one specific wild e-monster who will mess you up badly witout some grndng but is tha best friend ta have.

Ta demonstrate!


Thay're of tha land type and have no mercy.


So you start tha battle wit havng ta wait fo yo othar two e-monsters.


It's faster than you.


Its attack animation is always fun ta watch. (It looks far better than dis gif).


Bbe, half yo health.

So how much dbeage can you do ta it?



Even if its defences isn't that bootylicious it doesn't matter.

It also has access ta a move called GRND which is basically tha sbee as SHOUT is if ever you don't feel like just wnnng straightaway it can just status you nstead.

So yeah, grndng is needed! (You have little access ta type advantages over it tao. Of course one could just use a really fast one ta be able ta run away from it n battles, but that's no fun).


Stap nterruptng mah grndng.


Ah, it's 'nane questions time'! Let's sez yes.


See, that statement makes no sense! Neithar do tha options! AAAAA


Thanks... I guess? Selectng tha first option ta both appisntly was tha right thng ta do!


I like how he's tellng me bout an item that won't do anythng.


Well, who wouldn't want a ray gat?


"Why d-ya keep callng me?" and "Now I want a ray gat."

Durng said grndng I had a few more encounters, one which nvolved me gittng it down ta 1 HP from a critical hit only fo it ta run away. But than:


And so:


And wit some luck:


Yay! And if you thnk MLP is off tha hook:


Whelp time ta wn a competition.


Not shown - a walkng-around-tha-clearng sequence. And why is it 'call me' when you're standng a metre apart from each othar. Kids thase days...


Dis battle stars tree trunks and some water.


Tha only place where we git lots of unique traner sprites! As a note - thay git weirder.



(Tha gbee doesn't consider tha competition battles ta be that important appisntly).


Normally tha type-disadvantage would be a worry.


And so ends tha battle.


Dis homey wishes he had an off tha hook horse.


One down.

Thare's othar wild e-monsters of note - maybe not power-wise, but sez:


WHAT IS IT


Whatever he is, he's pretty smart!


Fo thos who do not know: "Tha oxter is tha part of tha hudawg body right under tha jont where tha arm jons tha shoulder." Pity wikipedia had ta mention 'hudawg body' coz dis surely isn't hudawg. =(


Ah, but d-ya have an overpowered horse?


No, you just look weird.


Ah, tha owl as mentioned!


That was fun.


Not-Sandslash sure is enjoyng dis.


And now he's bout ta become more useful!


I like how tha only changes is a few more spikes, some shield-thngs ta his arms, a bit more weight and tha B changed ta a P. At least BigMon is accurate! Dos dis make Not-Sandslash Slightly-More-Not-Sandslash?


Straightfoward dex entry here.


Thay seem oddly staked bout losng.

I'll just end it here than - tha rest of tha competition shall be covered n tha next update!

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Oh tha joys of engrish! Tha music files work wit out a hitch.
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Oh tha joys of engrish! Tha music files work wit out a hitch.
Hurrah - I thought thay should work as I already used tham but one never knows when you cannot test it. =(

Next part maybe n tha next befoe days befoe uni coz I already have tha pictures.
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Part Thirteen: Tha Contnued Competition
Or seeng how weird some traner sprites git.

Spoiler:


Last off we beat tha 2nd person and Not-Sandslash evolved and gots a bit of weight and a P ta his nbee. Onwards ta more victary!


D-ya?


Is that a yes?




Try lookng at that expression closely thare. She seems very...surprised or somethng.


Go, Dodo's cousn!


Dis'll be easy.


Surprisngly it is a water type and so ends tha quickest third round ever.


I suppose we know how tha Dodo went extnct!


Dben straight!


IDK why thay keep tellng me ta 'keep movng' ta git ta tha next round... Maybe thay thnk that I'd just stand thare?


Hey let's contnue standng here and-wait-


.................
Tha owl happen agan, of ALL PLACES!


So he wants ta be more machne-like?


Okay, thanks fo tellng me - I'll be sure not ta give him that.


Aww, no short cuts allowed here eithar n dis way. =(


...Sorry that you're sick? Just don't sneeze on me.


And dis part of tha comp is where tha traner sprites git especially weird. I mean, look at him. And he's called NOISY as well...

What him ridng a tny ride has ta do wit him havng 'gots a cold' though is beyond me.


Naturally his first e-monster is tha one that looks like a beheezeeed monkey. =(


Thanks fo tha hnt!


Tha battle wasn't very excitng wit Not-Sandslash and Killer Pony.


Jumpity jump-jump.


Gee, it's not mah fault you have a bad cold - stap tryng ta make me feel sorry. =(

He also walks away unlike his sprite suggestng he has a ride I don't even. =/


Encountered dis homey n tha wild but I did not git his number. I knda like his look though.


Wait, why is thare two thugz here?


So... tha T fungi gentlemen tha tap alternates...ta what?


Fne I'll let you fnish.


What, that's it? Okay, can do!


Why is you still jumpng.


Uh...who is you rapng ta?


WHY D-YA KEEP JUMPNG


So is we ta fight...?


aaaaaaaaaaaaa


...So you're reporters? Reporters n uncomfotable poses?

I...I don't understand.


Why does dis bird's leg not actually attach ta tha body correctly what.

Now, dis battle actually is harder coz thay have more than one e-monster at tha start! =o


I knda feel sorry fo tha poor thng.


And than it fires petals or...somethng at me. =/ It's very fast but that's basically it, besides tha type advantage thng.


Strangest lookng 'mouth' attack thare...it also should have attacked Not-Sandslash but I'm not complanng bout bad AI!


Now, dis is a neat move here. It doesn't do that much dbeage, but it has a decent chance of dis:


And it can't do anythng until it heals itself - like ben scisd from Shout. And that takess up an entire turn n itself!


See?


Yeah, while you're thare...


Somehow it survives!


Not fo long though.


Go!, sez tha OSIE, as it raises its defence. =/


Oh no it's dong somethng!


It looks like it could be-


...Oh. Like anythng n dis gbee needs more of that.


Bye.


Okay.


Thare's nothng quite as satisfyng as wnnng by usng Hoof, seriously.


\O/


Sore losers.


I guess thay cbee from tha ocean...? Anyways thay disappear and we contnue onward!


Two questions wit tha sbee answer:

WNNNG.


Or jumpng if you're Bek, I guess.


So wnnng.


Bek... at dis stage everyone here is ben called T Mildew. =(


I wonder why dis homey stayed here. I mean, if he walks n, he would wn!


Nstead he prefers jumpng at Bek.


What a...strange lookng homey.


Dis homey is an evolution of OSIE.

No, really.


3-on-2 battle nitially so it's knda n our favour, although you'd thnk wit dis ben tha fnal battle it may be harder than tha previous.


Oh wait.


How bout...


Wnnng.


No, buy yo own alcohol ta drown yo own sorrows away! I'm tao busy wnnng.


Why is you here.


No seriously why is you here.


Dben straight, Bek.


...Yes, we've already realised.


THAT'S WHAT I WANT TA KNOW!


I like how it becbee a [term!].


"I'm just a hard workng honest dawg! I have five kids!"


Bek ben smart?


...Change Jimmah?


And he makes a run fo it. Should we go stap him, Bek?


Clearly he has more important thngs on his mnd.


WHAT COULD IT BE


...


That's it?


OUR PHONE NOW HAS A PURPLE/PNK TNGE TA IT

BEAZEMENT

Worst competition ever.


And it doesn't stap thase spbe calls eithar!


Well naturally if you have a Ray gat you're able ta kill stuff quicker!


Strange place fo an autagraph, but okay!

Let's start heezeeng ta tha next place than, I guess!


God darn it. If anythng dis new phone is worse!


WHY IS Y-AW TELLNG ME TA GIVE YOU GATS SERIOUSLY


I guess that'll be n tha next update thanks ta Netaro here. (Hey, isn't he supposed ta be deliverng water anyway...?)

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I don't know I understaod any of tha new development n tha plot at all but I want ta play dis gbee. I don't know why though but I do thnk it is coz I really want ta play gbee boi gbees recently. Anyways dis was a bootylicious part but tha first music file didn't work
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I don't know I understaod any of tha new development n tha plot at all but I want ta play dis gbee. I don't know why though but I do thnk it is coz I really want ta play gbee boi gbees recently. Anyways dis was a bootylicious part but tha first music file didn't work
I was a young child when I was tryng ta understand it mahself. XD

And odd bout that, seeng it's tha sbee codng as tha one n tha previous update. =/ But now it works after replacng it wit tha exact sbee thng!

Also have anothar update.

Part Fourteen: Enterng Tha Desert!
Or discoverng that birds and snakes don't like each othar.

Spoiler:


So last time we won tha competition and Netaro fnally stapped rapng ta us. Let's git out of dis unfotunately-nbeed 'city'. Or M-City.


...And we begn wit someone (maybe Bek?) shoutng bout what. Dben it! I hate whats. >:[


Maybe it was dis bird though.


No Bek you said What. =(


Well... given snakes is known ta eat birds (and vice versa n cases) is dis surprisng?


Bek derps a herp.


One - I like how he ignores tha question.
Two - oh god. 'start a new life n Virgna'.

Engrish, how you beaze me.


Uh, bye than? I guess he can't wait.


[Is it?]


And than he leaves after tha Fiswell Jump.


At least it's clear what you should do here, but first we'll explore dis little stretch.
Heezee nta tha ocean fo nstance, and...


...We fnd ourselves by Bbeu sea! Or well, outside its barriers. Let's check that map now that we have filled it n a bit...


So M-city is ta tha west of tha sea and Alice, while Tulunk and Kelna is on tha left side of tha map. Teleportng trees, how do thay work.


...How excitng? =/ Thare's nothng n tha water at any rate.


Yay, Palan is near already.


Okay...? Maybe that's why dis homey is standng outside of it than.


But first a slight detaur ta a hizouse I recall.


Or well, cave-hizouse. At any rate idk why it's here but I suppose it is worth showng.


Why is that, random NPC?


Tao much...? And coz of that he put [somethng] here. Uh, okay.



Why is dis important.


And that's all you fnd out from here. Dis always confused me.


Oh not you.


I never said that. =/

Anyways I also discovered some different e-monsters n dis isa I didn't know were here befoe.


Like dis homey! If you want awkward designs, look no furthar than HERIOPS. Unfotunately i didn't git his number n that nstance.


I gots bird-heezee's number though!


So n othar words it pecks stuff.

Othar creatures ncluded some ones we have also seen befoe:



Wit BAIBU:


And after a while:

...A bottle n its shoulder? Uh.

And durng that all:

\o/

I could switch ta BAZERI and make tha gbee very easy (except n sections wit necessary grndng) but I'll be stickng wit Not-Sandslash.


Oh look, a welcomng committee!


Is you blnd? =|


Bird, thare's a snake right next ta you, you know. =/

(Tha bird fbeily)

...Thay really don't like each othar. =/


At least dis fellow has an okay grasp of English, isn't rude or blnd.



Different tawn music! It's alright I suppose.


However dis seems ta be tha bird's side of tawn. It also has a shop!


You never know when you need ta clean up that sand n tha desert.


It's a desert - what is you gong ta chop down, cacti? =/


Blah blah generic rided item n most stares.


You know, fo a world reliant on phones it's a bit odd dis is tha first time we've seen on ben sold...


Look at that, and than realise he's sezng tha leader of tha birds lives north of here. =/


I hope he knows better English than you.


I'm somewhat sceptical of that.


Just thair fangs, right?


WOW! REALLY?


I would have never guessed!


Bah.


Snakes is beautiful ta you? Also, Bird Snake?





I suppose he meant 'lived'.


Or maybe not? Idk but I guess he was tha one who 'said' it. =/


Hello ta you tao. Why do birds also need ta jump?


Yes, you sure is a bird bran.


Bek doesn't like mah jokes. =(


Blah Blah Bek than proceeds ta repeat what Gangbanao said.


Yeah, we knda figured that out fo ourselves...


...That's a good question!

...


So basically thay're havng a big war and nobody remembers why.

What.


Bek also thnks dis is stupid.


FRIENDSHIP SOLVES EVERYTHNG


???


Everyone loves makng Bek do stuff fo tham.


Silly Bek.


But at least we git somethng from it? I hope it's better than tha last prize. =/

Let's see what everyone else thnks of our plans.


I consider you as [Tha speaker of engrish].


Than you can sit n a tree and tha snakes could drnk all tha water! =D


Croaked?


Well you're a stick n tha mud. =(

Nobody else n dis tawn is on any nterest eithar.


Uh... screw you.


Oh look, snakes! Time ta begn Operation FRIENDSHIP!

...N tha next update!

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Mah guess is like magnets!

Anyways bootylicious chapter really enjoyed dis one and tha engrish.
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