Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[dannyboy601]

Granted, but your game making software's trial runs out.

I wish the Battle Subway wasn't so frustrating.

[Mattxy8]

dannyboy...I think your a page or 2 behind >.>

Granted, but to make it less frustrating the trainers there decide to use their weakest pokemon and TeamRocket decides to steal all of the weaklings, including yours, so now the Battle Subway has all of the highest level pokemon possible which means it is twice as frustrating, and to fix this you decide to go after team rocket to get the weak pokemon back, while preparing your revenge you get a few recruits. Without knowing you accidently higher a TeamRocket Spy and after years of plotting your revenge you decide to get to work, but the spy has already informed Giovanni of your plans, and now you are held captive by TeamRocket surronded by Psyduck who constently use confuse ray on you for hours on end, when the pysduck get tired they have a Muk sit on top of you for hours on end, to keep you alive they get tenticruel to water gun you so you get drink and they have Snorlax PreChew ALL of your food and force it down your throat, for going against TeamRocket this is your Lifelong punishment and how you spend every day!

I wish for a Xtranceiver

[~Wind~]

Granted, but it only recieves calls at hours 12-3 am.

I wish to ride a wailord.

[Geras32]

Granted, you suddenly find yourself teleported onto one of the 47 foot behemoths and spend a very merry day surfing around and adventuring on it's back. Then you realize you have no way of getting down and are forced to choose between falling 47 feet into the harder-than-concrete-due-to-surface-tension water and dying, or living on it's back all alone with no supplies whatsoever.

Makes ya wonder how they use those in the battle subway.

I wish to not have this wish granted by Mattxy8 .

[Mattxy8]

Granted but Mattxy8 is so powerful when it comes to wishes that he chased down the person who granted the wish, snapped is neck, beat him with a geodudes skull, and then came got on the computer, deleted the post with some awesome powers, deleted all evidence of the existence of the post, including the memory of everyone who read it except for Mattxy8, the person who created the post, remember OnixLVR62? oh, you don't? thats the power of Mattxy8!

I wish for a Relicanth that only eats Dratini eggs!

[bwburke94]

The Relicanth eats a shiny Dratini egg.

I wish to become Arceus. (Yes, I know that's the easiest wish to corrupt yet.)

[Geras32]

Granted. Poof, you become an Arceus, sitting atop your cloudy throne. You watch the world below peacefully for a long time before trying your hand at creating things, which also goes by nicely. Soon, though, your peace is interrupted by some strange men from Castelia city calling themselves GAMEFREAK. You have nothing to fear from them, as you are essentially God, right? Apparently your powers have no effect on them as they capture you and throw you into an odd windowless room you can't escape from, then force you to have millions of babies that they give out to young irresponsible trainers for free, further increasing their own success. Soon, they no longer have any need of you and leave you to be forgotten in your impenetrable dark cell.

Where else would the event Pokemon come from?

I wish to have this wish-grant rewritten in a much "different" way.

[dragon456]

Hmmmm................... Okay, granted. Or not.

I wish for nothing.

[ShadowGirl]

wish granted but then a ghastly comes and sucks your brains out

i wish to befriend a glaceon with ice body

[Geras32]

Wish granted, you are directed to the "Play to befriend a Pokemon" game. Youi end up playing that crappy brick-breaking game for many hours, until you finally win, only to have gotten a Flareon. Then, after 3 days of straight playing, you finally get the Glaceon, only to have there be a blackout before you click accept. You spend the rest of the week getting it back, and the event day finally comes, but you seem to have lost your DS. You find it soon after, lying in your backyard within the jaws of a sleeping Hydreigon. You sneak up on it when, all of a sudden, Hydreigon uses Explosion.

I wish for a Magikarp with an everstone that knows Explosion.

[ShadowGirl]

wish granted but the magikarp is badly disfigured thus making your game corrupted
i wish i could find a shiny ponyta with flame body

[BinaryPeaches]

Granted but its glitched so it won't learn the moves you want it to learn.

I wish for a huge Espeon plush.

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, but then plush couldn't fit through the entrance door, so good luck enjoying it outside without the safety of your home.

I wish Pokemon became real this midnight.

[smithtism]

Granted, but the wish only covers one Pokemon....Yamask.
I wish, I wish I was a Stunfisk!

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, but you are now in my Pokeball

I wish I could marry Latias.

[smithtism]

Granted, but it's made of graham crackers.
I wish for a Pokeball.

[Mattxy8]

Granted, the pokeball falls from the sky and lands in the palm of your hand. You release the pokemon inside only to discover it is an angry Dragonite which then proceeds to rampage through your town destroying everyone and everything in its path. A trainer who thinks he is better than the rest of the town decides to fight it whilst it is still on its rampage, the trainer, stupidly, uses meanlook on the agressive pokemon. The pokemons trainer returns and is noticably frightened at the sight of this monster destroying the citizens of your town, once the entire town is destroyed and everyone you cared about is devoured mean look wears off and the pokemon is returned. The mysterious trainer disapears on his Pidgeotto. While the trainer is flying away you feel some "goo" land on your head, upon further inspection you realize this is bird poo.

I wish for a Shiny Ditto.

[smithtism]

Granted, but it soon turns into...

an angry Dragonite which then proceeds to rampage through your town destroying everyone and everything in its path. A trainer who thinks he is better than the rest of the town decides to fight it whilst it is still on its rampage, the trainer, stupidly, uses meanlook on the agressive pokemon. The pokemons trainer returns and is noticably frightened at the sight of this monster destroying the citizens of your town, once the entire town is destroyed and everyone you cared about is devoured mean look wears off and the pokemon is returned. The mysterious trainer disapears on his Pidgeotto. While the trainer is flying away you feel some "goo" land on your head, upon further inspection you realize this is bird poo.

See what I did there?

I wish for a female Gardevoir.

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, but she decided to leave to find other Gardevoirs.

I wish Pokemon were real & Yamask didn't exist.

[smithtism]

Granted, but you never see a single one of them.

I wish for a Big Mac, medium fries, and a Vanilite.

[Hooh54]

Wish granted, but Cofagrigus now lives in your closet.


I wish to ride a Ho-Oh

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, but he can't keep go on anymore so he ends up crashing :\...

I wish I could marry a real Female Gardevoir that isn't a human in costume.

[smithtism]

Denied, cuz no one granted my last wish. :cer_frown:
I wish for a real, kind Mew that spoke English.

[deoxys121]

Granted, but it only says things that offend you.

I wish for all of my Pokemon to be level 100 with all EVs at 255.

[smithtism]

Granted, but they're all MissingNo.
I wish for one of my sig Pokemon to beat up my brother.