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Old October 17th, 2011 (3:31 AM).
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28. Following the Tweets of your fellow workers.
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29. Open the cash register and give out money.
30. Stand at the front saying "Welcome to Walmart." And then punch people in the gut.
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Old October 20th, 2011 (9:18 AM).
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31. After learning ventriloquism, throw your voice to the cashier with customers, making it sound like he insults the customers.
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Old October 20th, 2011 (2:24 PM).
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Old October 20th, 2011 (2:46 PM).
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33. Steal 1,000 items from Wal-Mart.
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Old November 12th, 2011 (10:59 AM).
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34. Turn the main aisle into a giant Slip 'n' Slide by spreading baby oil all over it.
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35, Go into the video game isles with a bowling ball in hand and start using the games lined up behind the glass casing as bowling pins.
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Old November 12th, 2011 (3:21 PM).
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36. Take a bottle of ketchup into the bathroom, put a bunch of it all over you, then come running out of the bathroom and scream. "Noooooo!!! I tried to save him, but I couldn't!"
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Old November 12th, 2011 (8:03 PM).
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37. Ask for the manager, and when he/she comes, slap their face with a giant fish.
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Old November 13th, 2011 (4:21 AM).
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Claim you have C-4's strapped to your chest and threaten them that if they don't give you whatever you want for free or call the cops you will press the detonator.
'One man armed with the right word may do what an army of swordsmen cannot'- Robbin Hobb
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Old November 13th, 2011 (12:06 PM).
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39. Release 1,000 live chickens in the store and start bashing things with the chickens.
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Old November 13th, 2011 (12:28 PM).
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41. Run around the store telling everyone you see that the world is going to be taken over by mutant cheese puffs.
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Old November 13th, 2011 (12:37 PM).
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42. Pick your nose, then rub it on the manager's face.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
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Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

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Old November 13th, 2011 (12:57 PM).
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43; Advertise yourself and your services there so more people see your stoof.
...Then flash them old ladies.
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Old November 14th, 2011 (12:04 AM).
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44. Give a large dose of ecstasy to several zoo animals, including a western black rhinoceros, and bring them into the store to run rampant.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

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jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 14th, 2011 (7:32 AM).
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45. Pelt everybody in the store with eggs.
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Old November 14th, 2011 (11:22 AM).
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Not knowing what a walmart is.
We don't have that in the UK.
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Old November 14th, 2011 (11:58 AM).
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47; being able to play the game even with no understanding on what it's like at Walmart.
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Old November 14th, 2011 (11:07 PM).
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Not knowing what a walmart is.
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48. Painting everything in the store in pink.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 14th, 2011 (11:42 PM).
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49. Running through the store dragging open bags of cat litter all over the store.

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Old November 15th, 2011 (3:54 AM).
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50; Running through the store throwing cats at people.
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Old November 15th, 2011 (8:03 AM).
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51. Put on a Grim Reaper costume and wave at all the senior citizens in the store.
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Old November 15th, 2011 (8:48 AM).
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52; Put on a bear costume and wave at all the children in the story.
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Old November 15th, 2011 (9:33 AM).
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53. Toss a tennis ball at everyone you see, shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
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