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Old March 31st, 2012 (09:41 PM).
Lerroux
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As you may have noticed, a lot of staff have quit and/or been removed within the last few days. This could possibly be a concern to the community, as I cannot do everything. So to make up for that, we're having moderator applications. Fill out the following form and PM it to me, Lerroux within the next few days.


1. How much respect do you have for authority?
2. How much will you do for this forum?
3. Why do you feel you should be a moderator here?
4. Where would you like to moderate?
5. What skills do you posess?
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Old March 31st, 2012 (09:43 PM).
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ALL HAIL OUR NEW OVERLORD, LERROUX! RULER OF PC!
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Old March 31st, 2012 (09:45 PM).
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lmao, if you actually believe we're going to let you promote random people who submit an application, without going through the proper h-staff voting and procedure, you're a dumbass. Anyone who doesn't get voted on by the h-staff as a whole is going to get personally demoted by me.
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Old March 31st, 2012 (09:45 PM).
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Go away you usurper of the throne.

Also FB skin could be better.
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Old March 31st, 2012 (09:45 PM).
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1. How much respect do you have for authority?

I am the authority

2. How much will you do for this forum?

I don't even go here xD

3. Why do you feel you should be a moderator here?

Because why not pffft

4. Where would you like to moderate?

I'd like to be admin plz

5. What skills do you posess?

Mmmmmmmmmmm B]

*ban me if you wish whoooooooo~
oh and this facebook skin is fugly ngl
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Old March 31st, 2012 (09:47 PM).
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1. How much respect do you have for authority? So much respect it would make you sick to your stomach. I hope you don't have a job, cause you'll be out for at least two weeks, bro.
2. How much will you do for this forum? Anything you ask ;) A n y t h i n g .
3. Why do you feel you should be a moderator here? Well I've been here for um. Almost 8 years so I think I should win by default by way of loyalty.
4. Where would you like to moderate? The VIP lounge, Fake Cards, Research & Development, and the Discussions half of Other Chat & Discussions.
5. What skills do you posess?" All of them.
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Old March 31st, 2012 (09:47 PM).
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Come on guys, don't you realize that our new king will bring us only glory? Everything that he does is for the good of us all!
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Old March 31st, 2012 (09:50 PM).
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Quote originally posted by QuilavaKing:
Come on guys, don't you realize that our new king will bring us only glory? Everything that he does is for the good of us all!
Yes, listen to him. I, your new king, WILL BRING MUCH GLORY TO YOUR COUNTRY
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Old March 31st, 2012 (09:50 PM).
Lerroux
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Those who did not personally PM me will not count. Sorry but to be a moderator you need to learn to read correctly.

As for Morkula, do as you'd like. I will promote them again if you demote them. I've got Steve's support in this, anyway.
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Old March 31st, 2012 (09:51 PM).
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1. How much respect do you have for authority?
I listen to the Aretha Franklin song from time to time.

2. How much will you do for this forum?

I offer services on craiglist...

3. Why do you feel you should be a moderator here?

Well I like kitties, skittles, monkeys, and Lerroux is the best? Am I doing it right so far?

4. Where would you like to moderate?

The whole place of course. If I am going to do the job then I might as well do it everywhere since apparently they couldn't which is why your brilliant mind decided to dispose of them.

5. What skills do you posess?"
Depends what skills do you look for a person to "poses"?
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Old March 31st, 2012 (09:52 PM).
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Quote originally posted by Lerroux:
Those who did not personally PM me will not count. Sorry but to be a moderator you need to learn to read correctly.

As for Morkula, do as you'd like. I will promote them again if you demote them. I've got Steve's support in this, anyway.
You shouldn't make them PM you, it's no fun if the rest of us can't see it.

Quote originally posted by Netto Azure:
Also FB skin could be better.
Isn't it the default vbulletin skin? lol
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Old March 31st, 2012 (09:52 PM).
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Quote originally posted by Lerroux:
Those who did not personally PM me will not count. Sorry but to be a moderator you need to learn to read correctly.

As for Morkula, do as you'd like. I will promote them again if you demote them. I've got Steve's support in this, anyway.
People should be able to learn from my example. It's obviously better to be made public.

Who decided to put this flop in charge, I mean for reals.
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Old March 31st, 2012 (09:55 PM).
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Quote originally posted by Lerroux:
Those who did not personally PM me will not count. Sorry but to be a moderator you need to learn to read correctly.

As for Morkula, do as you'd like. I will promote them again if you demote them. I've got Steve's support in this, anyway.
I don't think YOU read correctly, sir (or madam, your avy is very confusing @___@)

Kings don't have to take orders iirc
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Old March 31st, 2012 (10:02 PM).
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omg must

1. How much respect do you have for authority? They rule this site and soon this world so I have utmost respect. I will do whatever they tell me.
2. How much will you do for this forum? Well, I plan on dropping out of school and sleeping two hours a day to properly manage my moderation time. I will always be on.
3. Why do you feel you should be a moderator here? Well, I'm obviously the best member here; it'd be ridiculous to choose someone else. But for the few who don't know: I'm social, fun, friendly, online often, kind, gentle, passionate, smart, wise, patient, respected, talented, fascinating, intriguing, amazing, cute, and irresistible.
4. Where would you like to moderate? blogs Art Gallery But if possible, I'd like to be promoted straight to administrator.
5. What skills do you posess? I can tell the difference between your and you're. This is a talent very, very little people possess. Also I am very adorable.

I'll be waiting for your VM or PM (:
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Old March 31st, 2012 (10:02 PM).
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sorry I'm really new I don't know how to send a pm lolz u___u

1. How much respect do you have for authority? - i dont hand in my homework because my teachers don't deserve it i mean why would they give me homework gosh i think i have a good respect of authority.
2. How much will you do for this forum? - i will be on every day until 8 thats my bed time.
3. Why do you feel you should be a moderator here? - im really cool i get straight As and i owned a vBulletin forum that had 5 members!! and only one was my sock puppet lolz
4. Where would you like to moderate? - ALL THE BOARDS
5. What skills do you posess? - i can put my foot behind my head.
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Old March 31st, 2012 (10:05 PM). Edited March 31st, 2012 by Hikamaru.
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1. How much respect do you have for authority?
I have a lot of respect for PC cos I love it here! I always have respect.

2. How much will you do for this forum?
I will do a lot, to help cement us as one of the most popular Pokemon forums on the planet.

3. Why do you feel you should be a moderator here?
Because I haven't held any staff positions except for one other forum. Plus I'm very popular with others here.

4. Where would you like to moderate?
Other Trivia & Pokemon Trivia, I guess it would be nice to get BinaryPeaches' old job plus I'm so active there.

5. What skills do you posess?
I have good online experience and I have good leadership skills.

Correction: Both Other Trivia and Pokemon Trivia. I can't wait to get Peachy's old position...
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Old March 31st, 2012 (10:07 PM).
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Wow guys....he clearly said to PM him about it...are you trying to put the positions you haven't earned yet in jeopardy....
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Old March 31st, 2012 (10:09 PM).
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Quote originally posted by Harlequin:
Wow guys....he clearly said to PM him about it...are you trying to put the positions you haven't earned yet in jeopardy....
He was obviously wanting people to think outside the box. ): Posting is the only way for everyone to see how truly amazing someone's application is; any good potential candidate would know that.
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Old March 31st, 2012 (10:09 PM).
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Quote originally posted by QuilavaKing:
It's the default vbulletin skin, not Facebook. lol
It's definitely not the default, son. I was using that just previously earlier today. Go check out the defaults on other VB3 forums. This is definitely a crappy Facebook skin.
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Old March 31st, 2012 (10:12 PM).
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1. How much respect do you have for authority? so much!!!111! Once I banned someone on another forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
2. How much will you do for this forum? um i'll ban everyone k?
3. Why do you feel you should be a moderator here? because I'm clearly superior to everyone else here!!1
4. Where would you like to moderate? EVERYWHERE
5. What skills do you posess? I leik mudkipz
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Old March 31st, 2012 (10:14 PM).
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*Cough*It'sAprilFoolsguyscalmdown*Cough*
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Old March 31st, 2012 (10:16 PM).
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Wasn't this moderator application thing apart of last year's or the year before that's April Fools?
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Old March 31st, 2012 (10:17 PM).
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Quote originally posted by The_Original_Raitan:
*Cough*It'sAprilFoolsguyscalmdown*Cough*
Not on the other side of the world it's not.

This is real life.
Welcome to it.
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Old March 31st, 2012 (10:19 PM).
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Aha, dear Igiko! It will be, or it is. So bleh! (I'm so mature.)
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Old March 31st, 2012 (10:21 PM).
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Anyway, I'll wait for April 2 and see for myself. xD
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