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Old August 18th, 2012 (08:17 AM).
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Granted, now the new problem is COD!

I wish that someone donated for me.
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Old August 21st, 2012 (11:46 PM).
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Granted, now the new problem is COD!

I wish that someone donated for me.
Alas they donated counterfeit and you were framed for fraud.

I wish I was bulletproof
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Old August 22nd, 2012 (08:32 PM).
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Granted, but you should have wished to be Missile-proof, because Juggernauts aren't so tough when you cram a missile down their throat.

I wish that my grandma would give me back my 3DS so I can play my Mario Kart 3DS again.
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Old August 22nd, 2012 (08:45 PM).
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However, she will only grant your wish if you beat her in a drag race. Your car double-flips and explodes upon crashing into a tree and your grandma beats you to the finish line.

I wish I could animate a running lion.
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Old August 22nd, 2012 (09:06 PM).
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However, she will only grant your wish if you beat her in a drag race. Your car double-flips and explodes upon crashing into a tree and your grandma beats you to the finish line.

I wish I could animate a running lion.
The what? o-o. Well you just made my evening, sir/mam.

You try to animate a running lion, but you spooked it, and it clawed most of your body, and you bled to death.

I wish for someone to get my "I like Coke" joke.
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Old August 22nd, 2012 (09:16 PM).
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I wish for someone to get my "I like Coke" joke.
Someone gets it but they don't think it's funny.


I wish I was morbidly obese.
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Old August 22nd, 2012 (09:46 PM).
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Denied you could die from diabetes.

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Old August 22nd, 2012 (09:59 PM).
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Granted, they are all liars...

I wish i had 2 million coins for FIFA so i can buy a good team (without Ronaldo lol)
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Old August 22nd, 2012 (10:13 PM).
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Granted, they are all liars...

I wish i had 2 million coins for FIFA so i can buy a good team (without Ronaldo lol)
Granted but your console crashes the next time you save, wiping your console clean of all data (its happened).

I wish I had more wishes.
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Old August 22nd, 2012 (11:09 PM).
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Granted but you get too greedy.

I wish I knew what love really was.
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Old August 23rd, 2012 (05:25 PM).
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Granted, you will find out the true meaning of love... when your girl dumps you.

I wish that I had more posts than I do now...
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Old August 23rd, 2012 (05:32 PM).
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Granted, yours are now equal to your own pair's.

I wish that people stopped asking me about my signature.
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Old August 23rd, 2012 (05:51 PM).
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Granted but they protest about your signature instead.

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Old August 23rd, 2012 (06:20 PM).
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Granted. A car suddenly appears five feet over your head. You know the rest.

I wish I didn't eat so many cheeseburgers yesterday.
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Old August 23rd, 2012 (08:36 PM).
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Granted. A car suddenly appears five feet over your head. You know the rest.

I wish I didn't eat so many cheeseburgers yesterday.
Granted, but you experimented with a new food as a side and found out you had an allergy.

I wish toilet paper was made of steel.
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Old August 24th, 2012 (11:32 AM).
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Granted. Try it now and see how hard that feels.

I wish for pizza.
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Old August 24th, 2012 (11:35 AM).
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Granted but it's got toxic toppings hehe.

I wish for some serious help for TheFattestSnorlax.. I mean Snorlax weighs a half ton.. I could imagine how much the fattest one weighs.
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Old August 24th, 2012 (11:46 AM).
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Granted, it turns out I don't need help.

I wish that there was no such thing as war...
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Old August 24th, 2012 (02:56 PM).
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Granted, but Pedro comes back! We all know what that means!

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Old August 24th, 2012 (07:09 PM).
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Granted but they have no PC there

I wish I was amazing.
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Old August 24th, 2012 (08:50 PM).
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Granted but now Julian Assange wants to be your new bff

I wish I was imbued with the power to create miniature quantum singularities to swallow my enemies.
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Old August 24th, 2012 (09:20 PM).
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Granted, but then one of your singularities becomes a spy, which suddenly backstabs you in the back with a butterfly knife.

I wish more people would know about Team Fortress 2.
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Old August 24th, 2012 (09:41 PM).
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Granted but it becomes so popular that the people of Valve make so much money that they never have to work again so they all quit. This enrages fans of their games and they take to looting stores and rioting in the streets in protest. The panic becomes global and the alien race that was monitoring Earth to determine if it was worth sparing decides there is too much violence on Earth and they blow it up and we all die.

*FYI a quantum singularity is not a clone but a fancy term for "black hole"

I wish I was married to Amy Lee
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Old August 24th, 2012 (09:49 PM).
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Granted even though I don't know her but she cheats on you

I wish some one told me who this Amy Lee is
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Old August 24th, 2012 (09:55 PM).
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Granted! Amy Lee is the lead singer of Evanescence

You fall in love with her too and we now have to fight to the death over her and I win

I wish for pie...
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