Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[The Works]

Granted, but the D-pad doesn't work at all.

I wish that 4chan wasn't banned in my country.

[PokemonGiratinaX]

Granted, but 4chan is not available on TV.
I wish I was good at hacking.

[Feroz]

Granted , but your hacks always crashes when you load it.

I wish that My DSi can be fixed

[roosterman]

granted, you accidently trade a pokemon that makes the game freeze to a fellow member and you get banned

[Feroz]

You never wished so I take your wish and turn your wobbuffet into a plush

[Element0]

You forgot to wish as well, so...What do I do?

I wish for unlimited wishes.

[The Works]

Granted, but all the wishes are wishes of dogs and cats becoming extinct.

I wish I could draw well.

[Element0]

Granted, but all you can draw well is circles. (I kind of wish I could draw well too.)

I wish Pokemon were real.

[roosterman]

granted my wobbuffet punches you in the face

i wish i had more customers for my trade shop

[Feroz]

Granted but they disagree at the choices...

I wish that Element0 could read twice before POSTING!!!

[roosterman]

i don't know who that is but granted, but he/she doesn't post about the topic he/she is reading

i wish the musada method would work already and hatch me a shiny (109 mankeys and hundreds of other pokemon but no shiny)

[Element0]

Granted, but you get a shiny Magikarp.

I wish I could catch every Pokemon.

[Feroz]

Granted but Vulpix uses Flamethrower on you because you had forgotten to read my previous post and confused it for no wish,I forgive for that!

I wish that the next post will have no meaning and be nullified!!!

[`Brianna]

Granted, but I am Brianna, and therefore everything I post has meaning.

I wish I had a puppy. ^-^

[Xulek]

Granted but it has the soul of Cthulhu.

I wish I didn't need to eat.

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but now you need to drink even more now.

I wish I could find an awesome Pokemon MMO that doesn't require downloading.

[Element0]

Granted, but to evolve Pokemon you have to have a paid membership.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Feroz]

Granted but whatever you wish for is to kill a person

I wish that there is Annoying Orange vs Pokemon!

[Element0]

Granted, but Annoying Orange loses automatically.

I wish I would hurry up and get White 2.

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but it arrives late.

I wish that I could find something interesting.

[SkittyBot]

Granted, but it is a killer alien that destroys the planet.
I wish there was a cure for diabetes

[roosterman]

granted, it gives you cancer.

i wish i could catch a magikarp in real life (it's disappointing in the game but i would love to catch a fish that size!)

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but as you also renember, it's useless, and you find it really tasty at dinnertime.

I wish that my internet wasn't crap at all.

[The Works]

Granted, your provider censors the internet.

I wish I had two bodies so that I could play Black and write a fic at the same time.

[roosterman]

granted, the two are connected, have fun!

i wish i had the TM for earthquake so i could teach it to my ho-oh. (yep, you heard me right, ho-oh can learn earth quake!