You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

[Rainy Garden of Fire]

Banned for swimming down to Spacial Rift.

Me: Psych'd!
Everyone else: Huh?
...KA-BLAM!
Me: Haha! This isn't Spacial Rift at all! And this world...is just an illusion.
Everyone else: Whaaa...?
Darkrai: (TRANSLATED) True, so true.
Everyone else: D-Dark-Darkrai?
Me: Yes! Darkrai! Now! Dark Pulse!
...
Everyone else: Waaah!

[Hikari10]

Banned cos I'm Bianca and I want to give you your first Pokemon!

Now, who shall it be? Snivy the Grass-type? Tepig the Fire-type? Or Oshawott the Water-type?

[Rainy Garden of Fire]

Me: Oshawott, please! -presses Poke Ball- Oh, hello! Wait...why does it have stitches? Eh?! This is a doll! Bianca, why is this a doll...Eh?! Ran away...You're banned for giving me a fake Oshawott!

[BinaryPeaches]

Banned because Snivy is better than Oshawott anyways.

[Cosmotone8]

Banned for having Ash in your avatar. I am ashamed.

Me: So while you guys were drowning, I saved you. What do you have to say?
Darkpokeball: Um, look behind you.
Me: SERIOUSLY! I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE!
Darkpokeball: No, really, look behind you.
Me: Why? *turns around* Oh. That's not good.
Palkia: WHY DO YOU COME HERE? NOBODY DISTURBS MY LONELINESS!
Darkpokeball: I think Palkia might have antisocial issues. Just a thought.

[krazzikk]

Banned cuz Palkia is baus.

[Cosmotone8]

Banned because you should become property of Leafeons, not Glaceons.

Me: Brine! * 1/4 effective* Aww c'mon! Stupid typing!
Darkpokeball: Dark Pulse!
Nineray: Psychic!
Palkia: *uses Spacial Rend* *Cosmo faints*
Darkpokeball: Nooo! *searches bag* This is our last Reviver Seed! *Cosmo wakes up*
Me: Alright, now you've done it. Nobody almost kills me and gets away with it! *Evolves into Prinplup*
Nineray: Did he just...?
Darkpokeball: Yep.

[Nineray]

Banned cause im sicker than a cubchoo. (I mean my headache is worse than psyducks, i should be sleeping)

Me: He's too strong, we can't rely on strength alone, even if Cosmo did evolve *Looks up* thats it! Everyone aim at the ceiling and hit those spikes!
Cosmo: Hydro Pump!
Darkpokeball: (Insert move here i have no clue what pokemon he is as of now XD)
Me: Searing Shot!
*spikes fall down*
Me: I think we knocked him out guys
Darkpokeball: Not yet look!
Palkia: NOW YOU MUST PAY!

[Cosmotone8]

Banned cuz Darkpokeball is a Poocheyna I think.

Me: We're running out of options!
Nineray: Sleep Seed, go!
Me: Ice Beam!
Darkpokeball: Dark Pulse!
Palkia: zzzz.....
Me: Brine, go! *Palkia faints* Yes!
Nineray: Now we just need to get his pearl.
Palkia: *wakes up* Congradulations. You have defeated me. But now, you have a choice to make. You see, I have sent your friends to other dimensions. I can bring them back, but it means that you won't get my peorl. *Shows vision of Melotta, Chainsaw Meowth and Kokoto*.
Nineray: Melotta....

[Nineray]

Me: I have a deal for you Palkia Sir, If you can't defeat me with one hydro pump then you have to bring them here, but if you can then we'll leave your pearl here and never try to get it again
Cosmo and Darkpokeball: WHAT NINERAY ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!? YOUR A FIRE TYPE HE"S A WATER TYPE ITS GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
Palkia: SILENCE, You have a deal Nineray here we go, HYDRO PUMP
Cosmo and Darkpokeball: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Gets hit by hydro pump*
Cosmo and Darkpokeball: Looks like its time to go
Me: Not so fast guys, I'm still not knocked out
Palkia: but how...how did you survive?
Me: Endure, 'nuff said. Guys grab the pearl and lets go, we can search for everyone when we collect the rest of the artifacts

[Rainy Garden of Fire]

Banned for using Endure to survive Palkia's Hydro Pump.

[Nineray]

Banned cause my Endure was epic

Cosmo: Nineray you don't know endure do you?
Me: No i got rid of that move a long time ago...
Darkpokeball: Then how did you dodge Hydro Pump?
Me: I surrounded myself with a small Psychic no one noticed it, anyways we need to go on, how about we go after Mews Favorite Glitter Ball. He can turn invisible but so can i so th-
Cosmo: Hold on you could have turned invisible this whole time and save us form having to take out 99 monster houses AND palkia?
Me: I didn't cause i knew it was the only way we could get our friends returned to this Dimension now lets go we have no time to waste

[The Grubby Pup]

banned, cuz the sandstorm was raging and knock off the last of your HP!

[Cosmotone8]

Banned for being a Grubby Pup and not a Grubbull.
Me: So, where do we find Mew?
Darkpokeball: Hmm....How about we look in the Glitter Castle?
Nineray: But that dungeon is only a myth! How are we supposed to find it?
Darkpokeball: How about we ask the town elder, Torkoal?
Me: Sounds like a good idea. Let's go.

[Rainy Garden of Fire]

Banned for trying to ask Torkoal!

[Cosmotone8]

Banned for being a playground battler!
Torkoal: The Glitter Castle...Is that the....wait, I forgot.
Me: Urm, you know, the mythical castle where Mew supposedly is?
Torkoal: Oh yes! I do remember that! The Glitter Castle is a moving dungeon. It never stays in one place.
Nineray: How does that work? A dungeon can't just move.
Torkoal: It can if it's in the sky. Mew keeps it up there on a cloud.
Me: How do we get up there?
Torkoal: You ask...uh, what's that fella's name...oh yes! You need to ask Rayquaza to take you there.
Darkpokeball: Where do we find Rayquaza?
Torkoal: You must climb the Sky Summit. It's here *points* on your map.
Me: So we have to climb Sky Summit, get to Rayquaza, ask him how to find Glitter Castle and then go through Glitter Castle to find Mew.
Torkoal: Yes. Good luck and have fun with Rayquaza's temper!
Nineray: Wait, what?

[Rainy Garden of Fire]

Banned for attempting to go to Rayquaza!

Alakazam: We've just received data. Our rivals are headed towards Rayquaza's domain. Should we attack them?
Me: Nope. The domain is a very hard to reach place, and the domain itself is seriously hard to pass through. They'd be done before they reach the top.
Alakazam: Alright, but Lucario's already been sent up there.
Me: WHAT?! You sent the general there? Oh, no! He's gonna die! Oh, fine. We'll go. For Lucario!
Alakazam: Yes, sir! I'll gather the army. You'd like 3 Pokemon to follow you, sir?
Me: Yes. Go get me the best ones!
Alakazam: Roger!

[Cosmotone8]

Banned for deserting Lucario.
Me: Hydro Pump! Take that Jumpluff!
Nineray: Quick, go for the stairs!
Darkpokeball: Dark Pulse! Die Banette!
*All go up stairs*
Me: Wait, is this a...?
Nineray: MONSTER HOUSE!
Me: Quick, let's go! *throws down petrify orb and runs up stairs* Alright, we made it this far.
Nineray: Who's that? *points to Lucario, sitting down nursing wounds*
Me: I don't know, but it doesn't look like its in good condition. *walks over to Lucario* Hey, are you alright?
Lucario: Yes, I'm fine....Just a little battered, that's all.
Darkpokeball: Try to stand up.
Lucario: Ow! I can't.
Me: Here, take this. *feeds Sitrus Berry*
Lucario: I feel better now. Thank you! Now how can I repay you...Oh, I know! How about I go with you to the top?
Me: Sounds good. *recruitment jingle plays*
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That was a lengthy response. xD

[Rainy Garden of Fire]

Urgh...you're banned for recruiting Lucario!

Alakazam: Sergeant, this is terrible! Lucario's been taken hostage!
Me: WHAT?! You've forced my hand...Zekrom, I call upon you!
Zekrom: Now, what are your ideals? I am ready to help.
Me: Lucario's been take hostage, and I need you to stop them! Zekrom, I ask for your Bolt Strike!
Zekrom: And that shall happen. But who are these people that I should attack?
Me: Alakazam, can you explain that?
Alakazam: Yes. They're an exploration team headed to the top of this very dungeon.
Me: What? Why didn't you tell me? Because now...I know who to hit! LUCARIO, YOU TRAITOR!!
Zekrom: Lucario's our target now? Well, I shall call upon Reshiram instead. He's a lot better at defeating Steel-types than me.
Me: Then get him here!
Reshiram: Zekrom, what's the issue? I'm sure the truth is that it's because of a fellow's ideals, right?
Zekrom: Exactly. I need your Blue Flare to hit a Lucario that's about to go to the top of this exact dungeon.
Reshiram: Affirmative. You have my word! And that is the truth.

[darkpokeball]

*Reshiram heads off*
RESHIRAM: Prepare to be stopped! Including you, Lucario...
DARKPOKEBALL: Wait..what?!
LUCARIO: Oh no...it's the legendary fire pokemon Reshiram!
COSMOTONE: WE'RE SCREWED!
RESHIRAM: FUSION FLARE!
LUCARIO, DARKPOKEBALL, and COSMOTONE: Aaaah! IF THAT HITS, WE'RE TOAST!
*everyone teleports to the next floor*
NINERAY: Hai everyone! I found the staircase before the flare could hit you!
DARKPOKEBALL: Let's get to Rayquaza quick! There's an angry Reshiram after us!
*everyone runs*

[Rainy Garden of Fire]

Banned for showing Reshiram using Fusion Flare.

Reshiram: They ran away, sir.
Me: Huh...Fine, let's just do this the basic way.
Zekrom: You mean...
Me: Yes, the normal chase.
Reshiram: Aw, man! In that case, I'm leaving.
Zekrom: Yeah, me too! It's boring!
Alakazam: I guess they hate that. But they didn't know, right?
Me: Yup. Alakazam! Teleport me, please!
Alakazam: Affirmative. Heading out to the top!

[darkpokeball]

BANNED! because we're nearly at Rayquaza!
LUCARIO: Huff puff! There's the last staircase! Once we ascend, we'll be at Rayquaza!
RAINY GARDEN OF FIRE: BOOM! It's me! PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
ALAKAZAM: And make it double!

DARKPOKEBALL: Monkey feathers!
COSMOTONE: Oh my gosh, look! It's Zuko's Mom!
*RAINY GARDEN OF FIRE and ALAKAZAM look*
NINERAY: Go! Go! Go!

*We all ascend the staircase.*

RAYQUAZA: zzzz....oh, dialga, stay away...*snort*...oh...you...keheheh
DARKPOKEBALL: So...who wants to wake him up?

[Pppgggr]

BANNED for setting up a random, pointless scenario about pokemon.

[Rainy Garden of Fire]

Banned for having Typhlosion in your avatar and signature!

Rayquaza: Urf...the temporal...power...will...die.
Me: He seems troubled. Alakazam, shock him out of it!
Alakazam: Affirmative.
ZING!
Rayquaza: Urrgh...what is it now?
Me: Well, an intruder came in, and they needed help.
Rayquaza: Urf...Well, the issue is, I'm setting up war.
Me: Say whaaat? A war? Is Dialga making trouble again?
Rayquaza: Uh...yeah.He's broken this location down. Luckily, I have some pieces of ozone to fill it in. And he'll die.
Me: Say WHAAAT?! No way! I won't let you do so! Then the whole universe's gonna freeze in time! So, what would we do, huh?
Rayquaza: If you'd like a fight, then a fight will be done.
Me: Uh...Alright! We'll take the challenge!
DarkPokeBall: Uh, can we talk now?
Me: No, and you can't ask for his help. What do you even need anyway?
DarkPokeBall: Uh...We'd like to be sent over to a place. Do you need the co-ordinates?
Me: Yeah.
Rayquaza: Enough! We'll have to fight! Or you're my competitor.
Me: Alright, alright! Kyurem, Zekrom! I require your assistance!
Kyurem: A fusion? Awesome!
Zekrom: Oh no, not another one...
Me: True. Zekrom! Convert yourself!
Zekrom: This again?
BZZZT!
Kyurem: Awesome! Time to fuse!
BZZZT! BOOM!
Me: Now, Black Kyurem! Attack the Rayquaza! Outrage!
Black Kyurem: Aw, yeah! Time for the attack!
BOOM!
Rayquaza: Gah! You-you...urrgh...
Me: Now, DarkPokeBall, what's the co-ordinates to the location?
DarkPokeBall: In truth, there's no such thing as one for this place. It moves around so many times, it switches co-ordinates every second.
Me: I'd say...Mew's domain is the place. Alakazam! Teleport the group now! To Mew's domain!
Alakazam: Sir, yes sir!
DarkPokeBall: Thanks!
Me: I guess this is it. Everything's done now.
Alakazam: True.

[Hikari10]

Banned cos an Oshawott has come out of hiding.