I am a very clumsy person sometimes, but not all the time. I usually turn out to take really bad, embarrassing falls, and then get up immediately. Most of the time my falls are hilarious because I look ridiculous when I lose balance. Most of the time I'm pretty careful though.
Not really. Although when I am, I usually end up breaking something important. Like a few minutes ago, I was cleaning the bathroom, and I accidentally broke the porcelain soap pump by smashing it against the sink. It was just a crack, but soap is seeping out :x