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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:10 PM
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I lost it after this one-
On a can of spray cheese:
"For best results: remove cap"
I'm way too tired, okay? D; Anyway, here are more:

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Toner cartridge for a laser printer
Do not eat toner.

13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Not intended for highway use.

Can of self-defense pepper spray.
May irritate eyes.

Heated seat cushion
Warning: Do not use on eyes. (???)

Bottled Drink:
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

Shipment of hammers
May be harmful if swallowed.

Manual for an SGI computer.
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 caliber rifle
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

Electric Thermometer.
Do not use orally after using ******ly.

Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Turn off motor before using this product.

6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

Box of bottle rockets
Do not put in mouth.


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Wow, that's censored? Okay. I'm sure that you guys know what it said, anyway.
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:12 PM
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Like I said before, one of the things that makes some of these scary is that someone had to have tried these things before the warnings were put on.

Like microwaving pets.
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:14 PM
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Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Turn off motor before using this product.
Oh god that reminded me of this image.

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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:15 PM
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What is that, an advertisement?
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:15 PM
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The only thing the stars could be in my mind is anally.... but that doesn't fit or make sense. =/

[/dirty mind] No pun intended
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:16 PM
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What is that, an advertisement?
Sadly, no. It was a viral image on the internet. I think.
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:17 PM
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TF, I'd like to see the "after" picture of that! X) Mostly his expression.

@CarcharOdin

Or shaving during an earthquake.
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Dipu, it was just another word for that, yeah.
I didn't expect it to be censored here. :?
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:19 PM
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That picture is making me feel very, very uncomfortable right now... gahhhh ;;
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:19 PM
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Dipu, you should rectify the state of not knowing that word.
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:20 PM
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⊗Slenderman⊗: Posted the mattress one on facebook. People are loving it lmao.
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:22 PM
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Dipu, let this image replace that one.
It remains one of my favorite memes.
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Haha glad they like it. X)
You can call me Slender/Jess, though, if you want. Then you don't have to copy and paste my name because of the operator symbols. c;
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:22 PM
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That's like...a million year old joke :(
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:23 PM
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I've actually never heard that one before.

But god, that's SO grimy.
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:24 PM
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Dipu, let this image replace that one.
It remains one of my favorite memes.
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Haha glad they like it. X)
You can call me Slender/Jess, though, if you want. Then you don't have to copy and paste my name because of the operator symbols. c;
Okay lol

And at that image, try telling that to the guy with a chainsaw resting under his family jewels.

Edit oh god

Me: "Hi, I have a problem with my left speaker, no sound is coming out of it."
Tech Support: "Have you adjusted the balance in the volume properties?"
Me: "Yes, it's definitely not that, and it's not a sound card or connection problem either. Could you just send me some new speakers? It's still under warranty."
Tech Support: "Errrm, ok, I want you to go to DOS and type 'format c:' and then restore your hard disk from the master CD."
Me: (click)
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:25 PM
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I didn't stumble upon it until recently, though.

This one is old, but I still like it.
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Found this one on Facebook.
What the heck?
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...In a sandwich... What even....
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:26 PM
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Hey guys! I got some weird flavored jelly beans! xD

They have some good ones, and they have bark, centipede, canned dog food, rotten eggs and all those weird taste xD
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:27 PM
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Oh god that reminded me of this image.

Free sex change!

Reminds me of a warning I heard about - Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with testicles.

Edit - @Slender

Actually, thats the name of a town.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich,_Massachusetts
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:27 PM
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Oh god, a dog.

I swear, I almost had a heart attack today. I was already an hour late to school, so I as walking and not really thinking where I was going. I saw a dog slightly ahead of me, but wasn't really bothered by it, cause it was a small fuzzy little thing. I didn't notice the dog slow down though, and stand right next to me. AT THE SAME TIME, this HUGE Labrador comes from the other direction, and the two dogs sandwich me. At that point, I realized what was going on and pretty much screamed like a sissy.

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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:28 PM
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Jz, are they Bertie Bott's beans?
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:28 PM
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Free sex change!

Reminds me of a warning I heard about - Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with testicles.
I honestly feel sorry for the person that had to do that before they started mentioning that warning.

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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:30 PM
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I think that was probably a joke warning. I doubt it was something real.
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:31 PM
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Nah, I remember seing Bertie Bott's every flavored beans when I was small and I saw vomit flavor. I was so intrigued by that so I got one for myself. But it's not Bertie Bott's
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:33 PM
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I've never been able to confirm that one, but given how idiotic some people are it really wouldn't suprise me if some chainsaws had that warning.

I do remember that it was, supposedly, a warning printed in chainsaws sold in Sweden... Or was it Switzerland? Meh. One of the two.
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:33 PM
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Nah, I remember seing Bertie Bott's every flavored beans when I was small and I saw vomit flavor. I was so intrigued by that so I got one for myself. But it's not Bertie Bott's :P
Yeah they have booger flavor too! It's like gambling for little kids.
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Old February 12th, 2013, 06:34 PM
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Okay, one more picture. But it's an amazing picture. ;u;

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Tomorrow I'm going to look back here and wonder what I was on that I posted this stupid stuff. But right now I'm tired, so everything seems funny.

As for your jelly bean discussion...
What?
Why would someone even want to eat that?
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