My Cookie

[mpea]

OK guys, I've got a game to play because I'm in a fun mood (a rare moment, enjoy it while it lasts) and ANYWAY, I've got a cookie. All you need to do is distract person who got it in the previous post, through any means possible (preferably violent ones), ending with the phrase, "My cookie!"
Example:
Person A: I have a cookie.
Person B: I set off fireworks and you look away. MY COOKIE!
Person C: I fart in your face and you are shocked from the smell. MY COOKIE!
etc.

Have fun! :D

OK, so here is my cookie :3

Guys, no stretching. Be as violent as you want, but let's keep the ordinary rules, such as no capsing and no stretchng. K?

[glitchguy]

I hire a sniper and he shoots you.MY COOKIE!

[Pinkish Purple]

I have a cookie! It is a holographical clone:


MY COOKIE!

[Limanya]

I ask Kankri to give you one of his social justice rants. My cookie >:3

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I ate it already! It was mine to begin with!

...Here, a new one.

[LilJz1234]

I shank your upper torso multiple times. MY COOKIE! ಠ_ಠ

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I beat you down just becuase that is my cookie!