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Old December 30th, 2012 (11:17 AM).
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Get a box of condoms, hold on to it, and start propositioning random employees/customers.

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Have a thumb tack with you. Poke tiny holes in the milk cartons.
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Old January 6th, 2013 (03:55 PM).
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Gather a bunch of friends up, dress up in epic costumes, and play a store-wide game of paintball.

1110:
Walk in and buy the following...

1. The largest knife you can find.
2. A shovel.
3. Super heavy duty black trash bags. Large.
4. Duct tape.
Proceed to explain to the cashier that "It's not for me....it's for a...uh... friend..."

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Stick "#1" magnets to everything (products, people, walls,etc)..... with a hot glue gun.
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Old January 15th, 2013 (08:18 PM).
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Fall in love with the cashier. While trying to ask her out, be as awkward as possible. In the end, ask where the nearest Target is because you got lost and you're too embarassed.

11 13.
OH NO! Darkpokeball's posting with the number 13 involved in his post yet again! In order to stop this from happening, you must go time-travelling and stop Wal-Mart from ever being created. WIthout Wal-Mart, this thread wouldn't exist. Without this thread, you can't get kicked out of Wal-Mart. REalizing your loss, go back in time, and tackle your past self to save Wal-Mart. Then, break your time machine. The discharge from the break should teleport you to present day, Wal-Mart. Proceed to fight with your past self, and both versions of you will get kicked out for fighting.

11 14.
Get a megaphone. Talk about muffins through your megaphone in Wal-Mart.
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Old January 20th, 2013 (12:12 PM).
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Walk into Wal-mart and steal everything. EVERYTHING.
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Old January 20th, 2013 (08:15 PM).
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Start a game of Watermelon dodgeball. Start with the manager.
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Old January 20th, 2013 (08:31 PM).
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Play a tango song full blast, start a tango line and dance throughout the store, dragging random people into the line with you. Be sure to drag the manager as well.
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Old January 21st, 2013 (02:09 PM).
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Old January 21st, 2013 (07:41 PM).
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#1,120: Walk in dressed as LMFAO in Sexy and I Know It, with boom box blasting the song.
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Old January 22nd, 2013 (08:44 AM).
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Old February 17th, 2013 (07:13 PM).
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Shake your butt to 69 Boyz' "Tootsee Roll" while wearing a rhinestone bikini.
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Old February 22nd, 2013 (01:51 PM).
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Dump that huge thing of boxed candy they have in the front and then absolutely refuse to clean it up.
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Old February 22nd, 2013 (01:54 PM).
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Start swappin the price tags around to where a couch is $2 bucks on the label.
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Old February 24th, 2013 (12:43 PM).
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1126. Repeatedly go through the same line, then leave at the last moment to grab something else, then get back in line. Repeat until you've seen the same cashier fifteen times.
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Old March 14th, 2013 (07:33 AM). Edited March 14th, 2013 by Melody.
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Tell every non-manager associate that "Corporate sent me to tell you, 'You are fired'"

Dress in a suit and tie for maximum effect.
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Old March 18th, 2013 (08:55 PM).
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1128:
Stand in the back of a pick-up truck parked in front of the store, blasting Rob Zombie/Marilyn Manson whilst holding a Morning Star.

1129:
Tell random shoppers that you have reason to believe that there's a bomb hidden in the meat department.

1130:
Taser employees.
When they try to call for help, taser them again.

1131:
Declare the toy isle as a new country, with you as democratically elected leader.
Permit nobody access unless they lick the floor, or know the secret password.
Which is: Kumquats.
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Old March 18th, 2013 (11:28 PM).
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1132: Give out rat poisons samples to all of the children in the store.

1133: Grab the receipt rolls and unroll them down the aisles.

1134: Put trip wire everywhere and chase the customers into them.
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Old April 6th, 2013 (10:04 AM).
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1135: Bring a friend with you and play jousting, with trolleys as horses and baguettes as lances.
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Old April 6th, 2013 (04:06 PM).
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1136: Build jet packs all around the building and fly it into space. Then all of the aliens etc can enjoy Walmart goods 8)
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Old April 6th, 2013 (07:18 PM).
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1137: Make all the tv and speakers in the store to play the THX into on loop for a week straight.
1138: Any time you see somebody pick up an item from the electronics section slap it out of there hands and scream "No! There trying to conquer us and won't succeed!" then proceed to break everything in the electronic section (except anything pokemon related)
1137: Ask to see the store's manager and when the manager arrives scream "Screw the man!" and throw silly putty in his face.
1138: Grab all of the 2 liters in the store shake them up and open them(in the electronics section)
1139: Dress up like Tingle (from LoZ) and run up to anybody with a green hat and say "OMG A fairy! Holy ****!" Then proceed to throw confetti in there face and run away. Repeat.
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Old April 6th, 2013 (07:49 PM). Edited April 6th, 2013 by Foxrally.
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1140: Ask for huge samples at your Walmart's ice cream shop. If they don't give you more, threaten to kill then with a spoon.
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Old April 7th, 2013 (06:01 PM).
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Rig the trash cans to different notes and play can-can.
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Old April 7th, 2013 (06:26 PM).
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1142: Try riding a lawn mower out the front entrance without paying for it (my friend actually did this!)
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Old April 8th, 2013 (04:15 PM).
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1143: Play and endless loop of Justin Beiber and 1d music for a week.
1144: Poop in the Urinals
1145: Grab a baseball bat from the sports section and hit anything with a picture of/or contains the word baseball.
1146: Replace all the soap dispensers with silly string shooters.
1147: Hack into the security camera's and set them up to play Rick Astley's never going to give you up every time you enter the store.
1148: Run through the store screaming "Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee!"
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Old April 10th, 2013 (02:11 PM).
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1149: Get a trashcan from the street and throw the trash everywhere in the mart.

1150: Bring a radio eith you and turn the sound max and dance shaking your ass in the items.
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