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Old April 11th, 2013 (11:46 AM).
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Blow the store up with a nuke

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Step 1: Kill a brony
Step 2: Kill a brony
Step 3: Kill a brony
Step 4: Wait to be kicked out

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Realise Umbr30n's head wasn't the Bowling Ball but the head was actually DarkPokéball's. Then, make a total laugh by selling DarkPokéball heads.

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Randomly say "BREADBIN" after someone gets nearer to where you are.
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Old April 12th, 2013 (05:01 AM).
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1155 Build a fort using pillows, and when anybody tries to get near it throw water balloons at them.
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Old April 13th, 2013 (07:13 AM). Edited April 13th, 2013 by Whitney's Shaymin.
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Old April 13th, 2013 (08:51 PM).
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Old April 15th, 2013 (07:06 AM).
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Dress in a suit and tie and walk around offering fake coupons for Walmart's merchandise.
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Old April 15th, 2013 (12:27 PM).
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Walk up to random people and scream "You've Won!" When they ask what they have won throw confetti at them then run away.
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Old April 15th, 2013 (04:48 PM).
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Slap the manager with a fish

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Perform a loud, crazy "rain dance" throughout the store.
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Old April 15th, 2013 (06:11 PM).
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#1162 SLAP A WORKER LIKE A BOSS!
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Old April 16th, 2013 (08:27 AM).
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#1162 Stand at a random spot in the store, when any body makes eye contact, challenge them to a battle, if they refuse slap them in the back of the head and run away screaming "Vengence shall be mine!"
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Old April 16th, 2013 (08:36 AM).
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^That's brilliant

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Hold a re-enactment of one of Family Guy's chicken fights (don't judge me).

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Stage a wedding ceremony between yourself and merchandise the store is selling.
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Old April 19th, 2013 (07:31 PM).
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bring a flamethrower into the store, burn the car batteries, make 'em blow up, and scorch all the expensive widescreen tvs!!!!
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Old April 25th, 2013 (08:12 AM).
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Fill the water lines that go to the spinkler system with maple syrup and set them off.
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Old April 26th, 2013 (02:00 PM).
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It's a secret.

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Another secret.

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Old May 17th, 2013 (11:43 AM).
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1170. Hold a broom stick between your legs then scream "HOGWARTS HERE I COOOOOMMME!!!" while running as fast as you can towards a wall... Then hit it hard & fall on the ground.
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Old May 18th, 2013 (05:15 PM). Edited May 18th, 2013 by Chaos_Darkrai.
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KO an employee, get into their suit, go to the front of the store, and say to people who walk in "Welcome to Wal-Mart, Get your **** and get out!" in a paki voice

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KO an employee, get into their suit, go to the front of the store, and say to people who walk in "Welcome to Wal-Mart, Get your **** and get out!" in a paki voice
I meant "Get your Sh*t and get out!"
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Lick the wagon handles... you'll get sick, but kicked out fo sho.
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Old May 19th, 2013 (05:56 AM).
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#1173 - Dress up in a grass skirt and do the hula on the checkout desk.
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Old May 24th, 2013 (11:18 AM). Edited May 24th, 2013 by Naturalles.
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#1174 - Throw a food party using Walmart's food without permission.
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Old May 24th, 2013 (11:33 AM).
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#1175:

Organize a bumper car speed race from the back of the store to the front using the electric cars, grabbing merchandise off shelves according to a list (given beforehand) and declare whoever gets everything and makes it to the Macdonald's (and orders + receives food) at the front first the winner.
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Old May 24th, 2013 (11:42 AM).
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#1176 Take a discus and throw it at the shelves yelling "glory to Sparta!!!!!"
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Yell "I have a portal gun and you don't. Come get me *****es. You retards i will shoot a portal to the moon" on the P.A
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Old May 25th, 2013 (06:52 AM).
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Let the above poster anywhere near the PA.
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Old May 25th, 2013 (08:07 PM).
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Offer people samples of perfume that is actualy water lace with itching powder.

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Set off cherry bombs in the toilets. (after pooping in them)
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Old May 31st, 2013 (09:59 PM).
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Slam your face on all the keyboards.
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Old June 1st, 2013 (05:51 AM).
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#1182 - Amass a large group of people and cram yourselves into one isle so that nobody can get in or out.
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