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Old May 28th, 2013 (05:56 PM).
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1,000 Cruel / Unusual / Silly Forms of Punishment

How To Play?

Devise a cruel / unusual form of punishment and add it to the number queue.

For example:

#1: Having to pick up all the leaves in your yard... By hand.

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#2: Having to remove ice from a windshield by melting it with your breath.

Rules

- You may post up to three unusual punishments in a post
- Nothing sexual, derogative, violent, overly grotesque, etc. Keep it "clean"

Might add more rules as they come along.

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#1: Having to cut your lawn using only a pair of scissors.
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Old May 28th, 2013 (06:29 PM).
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#2: 1,000 lashes with a wet noodle.
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Old May 28th, 2013 (08:26 PM).
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Old May 28th, 2013 (11:27 PM).
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Old May 29th, 2013 (06:50 AM).
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#5 walk on your hands all day.
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Old May 29th, 2013 (03:24 PM).
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Old May 29th, 2013 (03:36 PM).
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Awww, but those rules though, darlin'!

Haha, ummm....#7. Be forced to listen to a single One Direction or Justin Bieber song on loop for an entire week, no matter what you are doing.
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#8 Go in front of 20,427 people and play a song you wrote yourself on the bagpipes, with 1 minute notice prior to the event (aka you found out you had to do this one minute before you have to do it).
#9 Be boiled alive in a pot of twenty year old mouldy tomato soup, with lots of flies.
Dang, read the rules.
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Old May 29th, 2013 (06:32 PM).
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#9: Being tied to a chair and forced to listen to your cellphone vibrate and ring, recognizing the tone as that of your crush >:3 and you just totally asked her out and were waiting for a response and now she or he is going to think you're ignoring him and now YOUR LIFE IS RUINED BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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#11: You are tied and bound to a chair as your feet are being constantly tickled by a robot.

#12: You are dressed in a maid outfit and forced to wait on your worst enemy hand and foot.

#13: You are forced to live in a shop window as a mannequin, forced to wear the most embarrassing things, and get privacy only for bathroom breaks and bathing.
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#15 You are tied to a couch (yes, a couch) & are forced to watch all of Jersey Shore's episodes, IN LOOP!
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That truly is an unpleasant punishment.

#16 Be tied to the roof whilst it rains.

#17 Be forced to attempt everything in the "ways to get kicked out of Walmart" thread. In a single month.
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#18 Be tied to Egypt's president Morsi's back for a whole day!!! Heck, you'll probably end up in the Asylum...
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#19 Have your head buried in the sand and wait for 10 minutes.
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#20 Post a list of your most dark/embarrassing secrets on facebook, twitter and PC.
I don't have any ^•^

#22 Have someone with horrible breath have a three hour long conversation with the tied down subject.
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