Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

Granted they end up falling to their death and grab your hand to try and get up but you to weak and you fall with him/her and you both die unhappy

I wish for happiness :D (what a turn of events)

Granted. You're so happy your head explodes. The end.


I wish for pie.

Granted, but it's too large and you can't finish it. (π)
I wish my username could be changed to Brolijah, as that's how most people I know know me by.

Granted, but you forget your password and have to create a new account under a different name.

I wish I had a better laptop.

Granted, but it becomes infected and hijacks your personal info. I wish I had a computer with at least 4.0 gHtz. (mine is 1.9 and a tower)

P.S. (I never forget mah passwords ;P)

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish I didn't have to read this boring book for my English class.

Granted, you have to read another one with even more pages.
I wish I could stop being lazy.

Granted you comit suicide

I wish that I did not type this

Granted, you went back in time and cutted off your fingers before you typed that.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you flew into a jet engine.
I wish homework wouldn't be such a pain...

Granted, it's now been added to your regular schoolwork.

I wish I wasn't bored right now.

Granted. You are a plank now. (see what I did there)

I wish people see what I did there

Granted but they are killed by anon.

I wish that I was spacebound rocket ship and your heart's the moon and I'm aiming right at you right at you two hundred fifty thousand miles on a clear night in June and I'm aiming right at you right at you right at you

Granted, FORCEFIELD!

I wish I had a good song to listen to.

Granted, It's a song by Miley Cyrus.

I wish I had a new phone.

Granted, its a Nokia.
I wish I wasn't in the friendzone :(

Granted, you're now married. (it counts as corruption because marriage destroys freedom)

I wish I could sleep at night like a normal person.

Granted, you now have insomnia like a normal person.

I wish I wasn't so stupid.

Granted, but you lose your humanity in the process.

I wish I could never age or die.

Granted; you were never born.

I wish Froakie got more love.