You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

Banned cause we're cornered

Me: I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH WITH MONSTERS HOUSES IN THESE DARNED DUNGEONS. Everyone attack!
Melloetta starts to sing and transforms into Pirrouette form
Me: Think I'm in love, she can fight and sing... but theres no time now. V-Create!
Kokotko: Volt Tackle!
Glacier: Blizzard!

Banned cos this guy should have had a Pokemon use Cut.



I mean, trees blocking your path? Just as hilarious as a Snorlax.

Banned! Cuz he actually abides by Pokemon Logic...
Me: Great! We've recruited a couple more to help us in our search of Darkpokeball
Vixen: This shouldn't be a problem. Once we have Dialga send us back in time to when Darkpokeball is, he should be easy to find.
Meowth: And I'll get my own fan-- I mean, we'll find him and stop Nineray. Okay Dialga, time to warp us back. Here goes!
Dialga: GROOH! *warps everyone back in time*

Banned cause I (as victini) am i love with meloetta

Me: Hey Meloetta I um I wanted to ask you if umm *Cue monster house music*
Meloetta: Nineray tell me later as of now we have to deal with this monster house
Kokotko and Glacier: Right!
Me: Wait something isnt right here, there shouldn't be this many monster houses. It must be the effect of Darkrai and The effect of dialga and palkia being away from their dungeons too long. We have to get them to return and we have to defeat Darkrai soon or else...

Banned cos I'm excited about the get-together tomorrow.

Meloetta: Alright, everything is quite wrong in here and hence we should hurry and clear outta here! Everyone, charge!
Nineray: Searing Shot!
Me: Thunder!
Glacier: Ice beam!
Meloetta: Psychic!
Me: *phew*, we're done, at last. Now we must...what? Have you seen that guys?
Others: Nope, what's up?
Me: I'm sure I saw a trainer with a red cap up on that hill, it's undoubtedly Darkpokeball !!
Nineray: Alright, that marks the spot. Onwards!

Banned, cuz we're on your tracks.
Me: Alright, we're back to where Darkpokeball warped back to.
Vixen: Now where is he?
Meowth: He's right over there. *points to Nineray and Kokoto*
Me: Oh. Well we only have one option. CHARGE!

Banned cos all a Snorlax ever does is SLEEP.

Banned! because I get lifted into the sky...and slowly fade away into thin air.
DARKPOKEBALL: NO! Wait...what?!
....
???: Welcome, Darkpokeball. I have teleported you here over an urgent matter. More monster houses have started appearing...over investigation, we have determined that the PokeWorld is going to end UNLESS someone can get Groundon's Sacred Ruby, Kyogre's Sacred Sapphire, Dialga's Ultimate Diamond, Palkia's Ultimate Pearl, and Mew's Favorite Glitter Bottle.

DARKPOKEBALL: I have to get ALL of that?!

???: Yes. You are the chosen one...along with Cosmotone and Nineray of course.
DARKPOKEBALL: So how come they aren't here?
???: *points a finger to Darkpokeballs left*

DARKPOKEBALL: Oh...hai?
COSMOTONE: ALL THAT STUFF?!
NINERAY: Where's Meloetta? I have to tell her that I l-
*everyone gets teleported back to the physical plane*
DARKPOKEBALL: Something's wrong...all of our rescue teams have gone missing!
COSMOTONE: This is bad...maybe, if we get all that stuff, we'll run into them along the way.
NINERAY: *sniff* Meloetta...Kokotko...
DARKPOKEBALL: Chainsaw Meowth....
COSMOTONE: ....Am I bonded with anyone on my rescue team?

Banned cause i never got to say good-bye to Meloetta...

Darkpokeball: What about Kokotko, and Glacier
Me: Who? Oh yeah I never got to say Goodbye to them either...
Cosmotone: No time for feeling sad we have to collect all of the items if we don't want the PokeWorld to be destroyed

Banned cuz I do care for people on my team
Me: I'll miss you, Grovyle and Vixen. But I have some business to take care of now.
Nineray: MELOTTA! WHY"D YOU LEAVE? *sniff*
Darkpokeball: So where should we look first?
Me: How about we go for Dialga's Diamond.
Nineray: *sniff* I think we should go for Melotta's heart.
Me: *facepalm*

Banned for wanting to take Dialga's Diamond.

Me: In truth, I have no idea what's happening.
Electivire: (TRANSLATED) I think they want treasure.
Magmortar: (TRANSLATED) Hey, your ring's a treasure, right?
Me: Technically, no. But it was made from Relic Gold, which is a piece of treasure only found in the Abyss something Ruins.
Magmortar: (TRANSLATED) Well, they want treasure...and we were once great helpers. To Pokemon and humans. And so...because they want treasure...
Electivire and Magmortar: (TRANSLATED) We want your treasure!
Me: Uh-oh...Run!

Banned cause we're on our way to get dialgas diamond to save the PokeWorld

Me: Hurry we have to get to Temporal Tower!
Cosmotone: We're almost there
Life: (LOL Not so fast RANDOM MONSTER HOUSE)
Darkpokeball: We have to get through them everyone attack!

Banned because you went to Temporal Tower and found a Monster House...

Me: Phew. I guess I escaped them...
Electivire: (TRANSLATED) Nope, not at all.
Me: What? Seriously? Oh! Temporal Tower! Strange...I didn't think I entered the Hidden Land. I guess that's where I should go to hide...and I have to stop them from taking Dialga's Diamond! It can stop time forever!
... ... ...
Magmortar: (TRANSLATED) Huff...puff...Did you get him?
Electivire: (TRANSLATED) Uh, no...He ran away to the Temporal Tower. And I was waiting you for half an hour! What kept you so long?
Magmortar: (TRANSLATED) Huff...There was this Shadow Pokemon...and I just had to take him down.
Electivire: (TRANSLATED) Because of you, he's gone deep inside! I'll say that he's already down to Temporal Spire! Wait, what? A Shadow Pokemon? I thought Cipher's been beat!
Magmortar: (TRANSLATED) Puff...Was I wrong? For sure, it had wings...and it looked like a centipede...
Electivire: (TRANSLATED) Hey, that's Giratina! He was flying to Temporal Tower, right? He must be looking for his relative, Dialga!
Magmortar: (TRANSLATED) I think so. Let's chase it!

You hate Magikarp?!

Hating on "MAGIKARP?".....your BANNED:laugh: :laugh: :( :shocked:

Banned for talking about Magikarp!

Banned cause we're almost at the top of the temporal spire.

Me: Guys we have to split up that way we wont be held up by monster houses. When one person goes through the stairs we all go.
Darkpokeball: That's crazy what if they knock us out we'll have to start all over,
Cosmotone: He's right it'll put our mission in jeopardy.
Me: Thats why I'm going alone, Don't argue, just do it, I'll be fine, don't worry. Just remember that you have to find the stairs at all costs!

Banned cos I still want that Cyndaqils berry.

Banned cos Oshawottz are taking over.

Banned cos my eventual blog's title must relate to Oshawott.